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Malmo 4-3

I doo doo

Didnt play

Can we get an F for Toronto?

Sup Malmo. We see you

Much better than the Bear Naked Ladies do.

They did something like this in St Louis too. It's weird how it becomes normal after about 5 minutes

Alumnus answering these because Banana needs to post new questions for Bears. Also Hounds 4 Lyfe. 1. They could be good players. They know the system well, so I think they could make an impact. 2. Don't unban him. Most people seem happier without him. 3. I like Guided By Voices. As far ad bands you might like, Caddywhompus might be up your alley. 4. Gotta be American Football 5. I'd honestly like to follow your strategy. Make sure you get people engaged and having fun. Then the results should come. 6. Make a name for yourself. I didn't have to do this but making as big of an impact on the forum as possible should do it.

With all of the talk of the current expansion, one team has caught the attention of VHL lawyers. One of the proposed teams is the Seattle Bares, whose logo would be a bare assed and naked man skating on the ice. This has caused much friction with the VHL because of the sonic similarity to the Seattle Bears. "Its simply shameless, and I have no idea how it got that many votes," said one VHL commissioner. "First of all, we don't need two teams in Seattle. There are a million other places that deserve a team. Second, that's absolutely in lawsuit territory." The VHL has decided to take action against the minor league team, which is obviously designed to be confused with the Bears. The team has existed for a number of years, but recently changed their name. Time will tell if the Seattle Bears end up being an actual VHL or VHLM team, or if they end up putting another VHL team in the Bear city. ------------------------- Claiming for theme week

A Grizzly Scenario: Seattle Bears on the Expansion Draft A golden age of hockey is upon us, and the Victory Hockey League is expanding again. The league has never been this competitive, and has a bright future ahead of it. While we wait to hear the details and specifics of the new teams we're going to be meeting, many journalists and players are running wild with speculation, mainly regarding the upcoming Expansion Draft. Only so many players can be protected, so it has the potential to change teams almost completely as General Managers will scramble to protect their core players. No team is likely to be more affected by the Expansion Draft than the Seattle Bears. We knew they were close, but to confirm, we caught up with some of the Bears together their thoughts on the upcoming expansion. Bears D-man Hulk Hogan was simple, straight and to the point. "I'll show you MY Expansion," says Hogan. We're not sure what he's talking about. Is he privy to super secret information? Check back with us when we explore Hulk Hogan's very large Expansion. Da Bearsss Bears prospect Berocka Sundqvist also had something to say. "I think the Expansion will be interesting to see who grabs who," says Sundqvist. "It could possibly lead to some intense rivalries between previous team mates." Sundqvist isn't wrong. The Bears started this season as a rebuilding season, and is shaping up to be deadly in the future. The locker room has become increasingly close and friendly with one another, but having some of the players taken away in the Expansion Draft will change a lot of the attitude of the Bears. Center and top goal scorer on the Bears as of this writing, Scott Greene, also had a few words to say. "It's going to be kind of sad, to be honest. We have completely rebuilt this locker room from the ground up, and we have a really strong bond with each other. I simply can't imagine playing against some of my former Bears on another team, nor would I want to see them in a different jersey. We have a good thing going, and it's a shame that that has to change so drastically." Bears Defenseman Hulk Hogan shown doing charity work Some GMs and players don't think an expansion is necessary at all. While they certainly have their points, the Bears seemed to be pro-expansion. "I'm all for it," says Bears winger Henrik Zoiderberg. "(The Expansion Draft) gives new players an opportunity to break into the league and shine." Zoiderberg is right, too. The expansion draft is an opportunity to test the ability of the VHL GMs to adapt to new problems and find new lines that work, not to mention freeing up some room for the stars of tomorrow. "It lets GMs try out new strategies and deviate from the current meta. It's an eventuality of an ever-growing league," says Zoiderberg. Zoiderberg, in one of his only known photos Looking at some of the players the Bears would want to protect, we can safely assume a lot of the core that was drafted in season 67 will remain. Rayz Funk, star rookie goalie and contender for Rookie of the Year, will for sure be remaining in Seattle. Maxim Kovalchuck, now the teams highest rated center and former defenseman, will likely stay, as will team captain Acyd Burn, and alternate captains Hulk Hogan and Scott Greene will likely be protected as well. Recent acquisition John Frostbeard and left winger Henrik Zoiderberg will probably stay, as both have expressed interest in remaining in Seattle. That only leaves so many slots for other stars, such as Shane Mars and Ambrose Stark, to remain. While we can only speculate here, it certainly will be an interesting draft. How many team's cores will remain untouched? How many new stars will emerge? Only time will tell. ‐--------------------------------- 649 words, claiming this week for that Theme Week, BayBay!

#Hounds4Lyfe #HireGustav

(I wasnt actually at this game. I was drinking)

I'm cap too. At least, I thought. And you complaining about more ice time?

Big oof

Damn, Acyd.

Welp, that was fun

Damn

Vancouver 3-1

Vancouver Riga Malmo Helsinki

It's a score point party!

So close. Damn

I need to shop that for a player card

Bears forward Scott Greene spent the entirety of his day on Thursday, May 8th serving food to patrons at a Seattle-area Wendy's restaurant. Greene only handed the patrons chili all day, regardless of what they had previously ordered. The patrons did not seem to mind the change to the orders at all. None of the employees of the restaurant seemed to be confused by the fact that he worked there, with most of them seeming to know him already. So far as we're aware, Greene has no previous fast-food experience. When interviewed about his behavior, Greene simply said "I like chili." Experts are still working to determine what he means by that exactly. "It seems like high-grade performance art to me," said a noted art scholar. "The simple statement of 'I like chili' reflects a sort of dada attitude that I wasn't aware a hockey player would have an understanding of." We'll update you as the situation develops.

My quest for the worst +/- in the league continues!

gg 3 ez (just kidding, close game)