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Rayz playing well out here ?

8. I think in the next off season we will. I see the protected core from the expansion draft sticking around, however. 9. DC, Prague, and New York 10. Vancouver, Malmo and Seattle BAYBEEEEEE! 12. Scott Greene. Thats my goal ? 13. All of them. Hogan always goes over, brother. 14. I like the logos.

Seattle, Washington Scott Greene of the Seattle Bears Retires Custom Hockey Gear Entirely Out of Velcro A few weeks ago we had reported that Seattle Bears centre Scott Greene had begun to skate in custom hockey gear made entirely of velcro. The latest word out of Seattle is that Greene has since stopped wearing this gear and has replaced it with gear made of silk. We asked Greene to comment on his new gear: "Well, season two in the VHL and I just got a big bonus. Might as well spend it on comfortable gear." Greene also had Gucci design a custom pair of hockey gloves and hip-hop producer and rapper Kanye West design his new skates. The new Kanye West x Adidas Yeezy Skates 4200 will be hitting sports equipment stores within the next couple of months. The skates prominently feature the Seattle Bears color scheme. Greene is expected to contribute in a big way to Seattle's success this year. Time will tell if he can maintain this extravagance.

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Scott Greene Spends Weekend Watching Cricket Lord’s Cricket Ground, London During the summer, Scott Greene got a chance to visit the pet project of his fellow Seattle Bear, @berockaBerocka Sundqvist. Berocka has set up a fledgling Cricket League to help spread his love of the sport to the rest of the world. This past week, Greene has been splitting his time playing hockey for the Bears and relaxing by watching cricket with his friends. “I wanted to support him, you know? Cricket is a sport that I used to know very little about. I used to think that it was pretty similar to baseball but more boring. Honestly, I really couldn’t have been more wrong,” says Greene. “There’s a lot of strategy that I’m getting into. Plus, plenty of time to sit, relax, and have drinks with friends while watching.” Lord's Cricket Field Sundqvist isn’t the only friend that Greene has on the field. Both teams have close friends of Greene’s on them. “Well, two of my best friends are actually on MY favorite team, the Cunning Stunts. My very, very good friend, Biggus Dickus, is one of the star batters for the team. Very good guy, with a HUGE personality. My other friend, James Brown, also plays for the team, as does @HulkHoganHulk Hogan’s brother brother, Hollywood Hogan. Then, on the other team, Hit & Run, weirdly we have someone ALSO named @Rayzor_7 Rayz Funk (not sure if there’s a relation there), and my very good friend @GustavMattias Big Chungus, who has yet to make the impact he wanted,” says Greene. “I’m sure I’ve left someone out, so I’m sorry if I did. I’m a little drunk.” Greene seems to really enjoy the sport, almost too much. The world was shocked today when Scott Greene stated that they would like to announce “Cricket is one of my favorite sports”, while quite inebriated after a game at Lord’s. This is an unprecedented statement from a sports player of any kind, much less a player of Scott Greene’s renown. When asked for comment, Scott Greene had this to say: “I would play cricket if I could, but my first love is still hockey.” Big Chungus. You can see why they call him that. Sundqvist’s league is still growing, and he’s looking for another commentator on his games to help share the workload of calling the games. “I would do it, but I have practice and stuff that I have to do through the rest of the week, so I really can’t do it,” says Greene. “That, and I have no idea how to call it.” Sundqvist’s league could always use more competition as well. Applicants should reach out to him if they have any interest in playing cricket at all. “I think the sport is good fun. It’s interesting to see all the characters that they have in this league. There are some serious weirdos,” says one fan, as a Big Chungus chant breaks out behind him. “I love Hollywood Hogan, brother. He’s gonna be the cricket champ,” says another. One thing is for certain: this league has a bright future. _______________________________________________________ Over 500 words, not sure how many. Claiming this week. Please play cricket with us!

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Claiming free week

I would love to work for the betterment if Halifax! Ask anyone in Mississauga or Seattle, I'm an enjoyable locker room presence and I would love to help make Halifax better than it already is!

I would be happy to assist.

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I'll apply! I've actually been to Philadelphia, so I have real world experience

I'll throw my hat in the ring. I'd love to be of help!

What characters we have

1. Happy for them! Looking forward to beating them in season 68. 2. It's nice. We can grab a promising prospect to really fill out our depth. 3. Really whoever we think would mesh well. We have the best locker room in the VHL, and they would benefit from having nice, kind people to help them. They just have to be the same to their team 4. It's a good move. Protect their young core. The whole team is improving and the depth will be insane sooner rather than later. 5. Nope. Banana do good thing. 6. Yes and no. Could be really nice and funny, but was often prone to unpredictability and went too far sometimes. It is what it is.