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The season is almost over, and the Seattle Bears had high expectations for the season. None of them were prepared to sit first in the North American Conference and to have clinched their first playoff spot with this young team. “It’s a surreal feeling,” said Bears forward Scott Greene. “I had made it into the playoffs with Mississauga, and we exited in the first round. I’m not sure what to expect with Seattle, but it should be good fun. I’m really looking forward to it.” Seattle will attempt to maintain it’s momentum going forward into the last few games of the season. If they can keep it up, things could be very exciting in the city of Seattle. “I think it’s an excellent opportunity to silence all of the haters,” said one fan. “We constantly hear ‘Seattle is overrated’ and ‘they’re not going to win a cup this season’, but I really think we got a shot at the big time! I’ve been a Bears fan since I was a kid, and I’m pumped to see us kickin’ ass again!”

Go Bears!

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Petition to change this to the official combat thread

JTV anytime Seattle roasts him

Almost as dumb as Beaviss trading for Starload.

DA BEERZ

57 shots ?

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41. Who would you want to play in the first round of playoffs? I would love to play Calgary because fuck them 43. Predict the two teams in the finals. What game does the series go to? Who wins? Seattle vs Riga. Seattle in 7 44. Seattle has a new mascot. It's a Bear. What does it look like though? Like details and shit. What his name? her name? It's a bear in a business suit. Name is Chuck. Only wears a suit of the team colors and breakdances. 45. Seattle Bears are coming out with new merchandise or food or whatever. I've suggested Bear Paw donuts. What do you suggest? (No Bear piss beer, brother). Bear head hats to wear in the crowd. 46. What was the weather like where you're from today? Fucking beautiful 48. Remember, just Trudeau is not as advertised, okay? I'll try.

Scott Greene of the Seattle Bears has been hitting the gym recently. Earlier this year we reported that he had packed on many pounds of pure muscle. This has turned out to not be the case. "He had fooled us all with the suit he was wearing," says teammate Berocka Sundqvist. "In retrospect, we shoulda known that it was a pair of inflatable Hulk arms. They were big and green." Greene had recently been urged to get stronger by his general manager, so it's nice to see him taking the advice. "I just want to be the best player I can. Working out isn't the most difficult thing, so if it means I can contribute more to Seattle, I'm gonna pack on that muscle, baby!" Greene has been seen exercising with fellow Bear Hulk Hogan. Hogan is known for his physique, so hopefully with his guidance, Greene can gain the muscle he's looking for.

It's like hes a Drunk Bird or something

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The Seattle Bears recently held a night where they would allow people to come and pet real, live Bears in a petting zoo. Concern was mounting as the day drew closer and closer, but the bears seemed to be in good spirits and nothing seemed to be an issue. Disaster finally struck when a small child managed to break into one of the bear enclosures. "It was a nightmare," said one of the onlookers. "A small child in there with a giant bear. I was so scared for that kid." The kid managed to escape, but not before letting the bear out of his enclosure. The bear then, somehow, managed to free the remaining bears. They all marched single file into one of the dressing rooms, put on suits, and marched down to the ice during the Seattle Bears game, and proceeded to interrupt the game with a coordinated dance. "I'm amazed no one got hurt," said one fan. "The bears were so polite, and their dancing was amazing." Artist's Rendition No word on how this managed to happen, but it's clear that these bears were some kind of hyper-intelligent super bears. We reached out to government officials at Area 51 for comment. We have yet to be contacted back yet, so this all but confirms our theory.

Review I like the idea of a candid shot for a player. It looks pretty natural, like an outtake from a photo real or something. The number on the shoulder looks a little rough, but it's a cool concept.

Review Amazing swag here. Love the very simple orange and black color scheme. The planet is a cool look, although his arms look a little absurd and his neck is a bit pixely. Very neat though