Mr_Hatter

Like Cx said, make it whenever!

@Zyrok skipped F - Chad Magnum @MattyIce you're up

9/13 - 9/20 How are you spending this offseason? Will you be moving up to the VHL, or staying down in the M? Top three spices, go. Do you like museums? What was your favorite you've ever gone to? Cook with butter or olive oil? Predict the next season we will win a cup. Who do you think should be our captains this season?

damn lab out here taking names

Thank you for your service @Hops Hello and welcome, S76 HFX 5th S76 HFX 3rd S76 MEX 3rd S76 HFX 1st S75 HFX 2nd

D - Erik Killinger @Zyrok you're up

RIP my friend. Ottawa Goalie Gang ?

also can we just remember how absurd it was to give expansion teams the 11/12 spot in the draft

Going into the draft, tbh, I was hoping to be selected by Prague. Its funny how things work out sometimes though butterfly effects and all that

Once again, as the off-season continues, I sign off on the VHLM for another time. Thank you to both of our fantastic commissioners, @Sonnet and @diamond_ace who work to make this league a better place. Thank you to all our GM’s, our staff, and most of all, thank you, the community and players who come together to create such a wonderful place. I have been your host Mr_Hatter, and on behalf of the whole VSN crew, thank you, and good night!

Top Executive Award "Jack Reilly Trophy" Always a tightly contested award, the Jack Reilly Trophy is meant to recognize the best executive in the VHLM; not an easy task. There is a variety of styles that a GM can have, and how does one distinguish which is most deserving? One thing is certain: The best GM’s can do it all; not just succeed at a high level, but do so in such a way that invites locker room stability and makes the VHLM a place that our community members can look back to fondly as they progress in their VHL careers. This season, all of our nominees were capable, but in the end, only one can be victorious. First, our runner ups; with three votes apiece, Rayzor and Spartan! Finally, your Season 73 Top Executive, for his fantastic work bringing an expansion team to the limelight in striking fashion, the Miami Marauders’ @Ricer13! Congratulations!

Regular Season MVP Award "Mitch Higgins Trophy" This is never an easy award to decide, but it is even harder to win. Those players that achieve the most must sacrifice everything for their team, putting it all on the line to move forward with success. It is the ability to outperform your competition so completely that even your most vicious enemy has to recognize your greatness. At the end of the day, the Mitch Higgins goes to the one best player in the VHLM. Or, in this case, the two best players. Your runner up, with two votes, Pietro Angellini! Without further ado, with five votes apiece, the most valuable player of the regular season is both Riley Knight Gee and John Poremba! Congratulations @KnightRiley and @CrlineDijohn14! Lastly - Top Executive - Jack Reilly Trophy!

Playoff MVP Award "Skylar Rift Trophy" The Skylar Rift Trophy designates the playoff performer that contributed most to their team’s postseason success. The decision was not easy, as it’s difficult to pinpoint a most valuable player when the stakes are so high. It requires not just strong performances, but the consistency to go ahead at every step of the way, carrying your team to greatness. With three votes apiece, our runner ups are the goaltenders, Bacon and Calvin Harvey! Please welcome to the podium, with six votes, your Playoff MVP: Jer Lefebvre of the Minnesota Storm! Congratulations @Jer_Lefebvre ! Next up - Regular Season MVP - Mitch Higgins Trophy!

Top Two-Way Forward Award "Matt Bentz Trophy" The Matt Bentz Trophy gives recognition to the grinders. The nitty gritty players that give as much as they get, putting out physical performance after physical performance, not just scoring goals but stopping them too. By being a defensive, offensive, and physical force, we recognize this league’s top two way forwards. This season was one of the tightest margins between our nominees as we have seen in a long while, with three nominees receiving at least 3 votes. WIth four votes, just one off the winner, this season’s runner up is Arthur Dayne of the Ottawa Lynx! The winner of the Matt Bentz Trophy, with five votes, is the fantastic Jeremy Lin! Congratulations @jman9theman9! Next up - Playoff MVP - Skylar Rift Trophy!

Top Goaltender Award "Benoit Devereux Trophy" It’s not easy to be a good goaltender. It’s especially not easy to be such a good goaltender that you can drag your team to the playoffs. It’s most certainly not easy to be such a consistently good goaltender that you win the award for top goaltender for two years in a row. It’s unbelievably challenging to do this with the best save percentage the VHLM has seen in 23 seasons. First, with 4 votes in their favor, our runner up: Ajay Krishna of the Ottawa Lynx! Now, there can only be one winner here; with eight votes for, John Poremba of the Philadelphia Reapers! Congratulations @CrlineDijohn14! Next up - Top Two Way Forward - Matt Bentz Trophy!

Top Defenceman Award "Ryan Sullivan Trophy" It’s not often that a defenceman is so prolific that they lead multiple offensive categories, but this season was something special. To be that proficient on both ends of the ice is a sure sign of greatness, and one that was easily recognizable. First, our runner up; with one vote, the Miami Marauder’s Matty Socks! Now for our winner… With 140 points, 157 hits, 107 shots blocked, and eleven votes, the Houston Bull’s Riley Knight Gee! Congratulations @KnightRiley! Next up - Top Goaltender - Benoit Devereux Trophy!

Welcome one and all to this season’s VSN hosted VHLM Awards! This season we had a tight competition throughout, with many different teams vying for regular season success. Five teams reached 100 points for the second time since the league expanded to 11 teams in Season 66 (though of course it has since expanded to 12 with the addition of the Miami Marauders last season), and seven different teams finished with 90 points, the most ever! Speaking of Miami, they finished on top of the league, earning them the Prime Minister’s Cup; impressive for a team only in their second season of existence! However, a storybook run was not to be for the first overall seed, as they were toppled in the finals by this season’s champions, congratulations to the Minnesota Storm! The road was long and hard, with many outstanding performances along the way. Here we recognize those performers who were best in their respective statistical categories. Congratulations to the regular season statistical awards winners! Well done. Without further ado, here are the S73 VHLM Awards! Championship - Founder’s Cup: Minnesota Storm Best Regular Season Record - Prime Minister’s Cup: Miami Marauders Leading Points - Ethan Osborne Trophy: Riley Knight Gee Leading Goals - Alexander Chershenko Trophy: Michael Hall Leading Assists - Vladimir Boomchenko Trophy: Riley Knight Gee Now onto the individual awards! First up - Top Defenceman Award, the Ryan Sullivan Trophy.

In case I haven't yet, sign me up! Would be happy to run a group as well

no tpe for second team all vhl right? @Commissioner

Congratulations to all the winners! Especially my goalie bro's ❤: @.sniffuMI'm so happy you were able to go out on top, and @Rayzor_7, holy shit dude we all knew it was coming but this is insane. Literally a league record, best playoff performer of all time? Congratulations!!!!!! Thanks for the second-team nomination/appointment I was hoping for more at the start but I think it's about fair ?

RIP HAT MAN

thats a super sick background. I've tried similar stuff before but this looks way better ?

9/6-9/13 Answer 6 questions to claim 2 TPE WOOOO WE WON THE CUP!! How does it feel? What surprised you most out of our series with Miami? What are your plans for the offseason? What would you like to tell the world, right now? Think back to your goals at the beginning of the season. Did you achieve them? What could have been better? Do you have any favorite actors/actressess? Deep-dish or thin-crust? Or I guess middle ground too *shrugs*

OH MINNIE YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND OH MINNIE, OH-OH-OH-OH OH MINNIE