Mr_Hatter

Ah shit, @Lefty_S already claimed me ?

Hey hat man! I'm a little late to the party it seems but we'd love for you come join us in Minnesota. We have a very competitive roster, and can offer you 3rd line minutes in our push for the cup, with some potential upward mobility depending on how quick you are earning! Just let me know good luck with your player!

oh shit Might have to give it a try! tbh I would have joined SBA instead of the EFL if it was an option earlier this summer... we'll have to see if I can do both ?

Good game guys! Well played.

I do this just about once every 10 games; nothing to see here folks ?

Sad MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW noises

Goalie duel ???

It's time for your regularly scheduled offseason VHL.com article from everyone's second favorite hat-themed user! Following a successful Awards season, Raymond Bernard decided to celebrate, taking a vacation, returning to his roots; Northern California. A vacation from MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW, while an incredible place, is sometimes needed (you tend to miss the sun). And despite the literal global pandemic, Napa is great this time of year. Following proper social distancing procedures, Bernard took out his family to a slew of world famous wineries, celebrating his career to-date. Listing off his accomplishments surprises him every time; he never had any expectations for his career. He was always going to try his best, but let's be real, the VHL can be a hard place to stand out. Well, he has begun to standout. While at the tasting, the VSN's seasonal Top 25 rankings came out, placing him 12th overall. His father, disappointed of course, said why not number one? It probably comes down to his inconsistency. Granted, last season's controversial Scotty Campbell Award win at least signified a strong regular season performance, but it was really only the first strong regular season performance of his career. Every other season has been middling at best, and despite strong playoff pushes, he has yet to reach the truly upper echelons of the league. Well, enough of that. Let's turn back to this lovely, but ridiculously overpriced Cabernet ?

Thanks for the recognition! Was sad we couldn't quite get there with the US, peaked a little too early. Love the work y'all put in!

ngl I did the write up and was a little curious as to the rankings that got you there ?

LEGEND

woah woah woah. Who said anything about diet? it's like a glorious mix of pepsi and coke, plus you can pretend to be counter culture

There isn't much to talk about, seeing as no one has died yet. Just like to raise the point that with the claim of a Witch in the game, that could be why omg had defense, unless of course he is actually survivor. THOUGH that being said, he did reveal as survivor now rather than wait for tomorrow when mafia would presumably out him with a death note. So he is being proactive, which could be a good or bad sign idk.

RC Cola is literally heaven's milk

7/19-7/26 Answer 6 questions to claim 2 TPE What are your goals for this season? Do you have any expectations for our performance this season? Where do you think we will struggle? What do you think is our biggest strength? Recommend me your favorite movie! What are your career goals? Think you’ll make the Hall of Fame? Are you excited to possibly play for your national team at some point? Give me three reasons why the Minnesota Storm is better than all the other teams in the VHLM combined.

I'm a dumbass. All these nephews asking about Mafia or Coven got me mixed up.

@GustavMattias will you confirm Mafia or Coven? I mean, it will be clear soon enough, but still

This is it for me. He claimed immediately after someone (you I think?) asked for jailor. If he was maf trying to play as jailor, then he would wait at least a few hours, if not most of the day.

Bernard more like Bustnard

That isn't necessarily true, jailor isn't a confirmed role this game. That being said, as soon as a couple people say they've been jailed, it pretty much is.

oof those were some games ?

MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW Let's end it with a bang!

MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW

So, @Banackock. I don't have fancy graphics, or an elevator pitch lined up for you. BUT what I can offer is your place in a team with the best management duo this side of the Mississippi. We already have a pretty stacked roster, and would be offering you 3C/7F, with the possibility of things shaking up as the season progresses. You know we would love you to join us here; I hope you have fun wherever you end up

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