dylanjj37

Is Dogwood a dog?

1. i cant wait to play with john season. he is so amazing. 100% should be captain. 2. no im not really bothered about winning awards 3. i never listen to any embarrassing songs. you shouldnt be embarrassed about what you like listening to. 4. i want to be the very best, like no one ever was. 5. my player has no weaknesses. see above re: being the very best. 6. of course, we meet all the criteria to win

1. my performance has been truly outstanding. could never have imagined how great id be 2. ive enjoyed playing hockey which is good because its my job 3. totally confident 4. no 5. nobody will win the cups and the playoffs will be cancelled 6. i heard the coyotes won a game

the snack should absolutely come first

(dont look at my player history please)

this is not eating!

How close is this team to turning defeats into victories? Depends how good the AGM is and how much work they put in. What is the story of this team so far? You should know the story already if you are AGM so I don't need to tell you. What is the most surprising narrative to come of of the early stages of the VHLM? This sentence doesn't make sense. Where would you place a VHLM team if you could place a team anywhere? I would start the Halifax 1st team in Halifax. What do you enjoy most about living and playing in Halifax? I hate Halifax. My worst enemy Bryn Yrwy lives in Halifax. Who is your early pick for VHLM MVP? Me. Of course I will be MVP. This should not even be a question.

rory

LAS VEGAS ACES PRESS CONFERENCE 1. The Juan Ceson Hotel (official hotel partner of Juan Ceson's Las Vegas Aces and home of many of the team staff and players) has recently renovated its number one dining spot, the Bo Johansson Buffet, and replaced it with Dustin's Diner, a traditional American style diner with no buffets in sight. What are your thoughts on this? Would you prefer to have the old buffet back? 2. It is the AGM Juan Ceson's birthday this week. How should we celebrate his birthday and what gift will you be getting him? 3. Chef Dewberry (official chef of Juan Ceson's Las Vegas Aces) has been seen at many Aces games this season and is perhaps the team's biggest fan. What are you a huge fan of and why? 4. Do you play/watch any other sports other than ice hockey? 5. Juan Ceson is going on vacation this week to Scotland. Don't worry though as his assistant Jean-Paul Goatier will be taking over his AGM responsibilities while he is away. Where is somewhere you would most like to visit or your favourite place you have been that you would recommend to someone else? 6. How can we get more people to engage with the team in the locker room or on the forum (e.g. answering these questions!!!)?

past the vhle? the question should be does he MAKE the vhle

absolutely definitely not *related* to Juan Ceson at all who even is that?!

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: John Season Recruited From: Member (mclovin) Age: 16 Position: D Height: 66 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: France Player Page @VHLM GM

Las Vegas Press Conference 1. How are you preparing for the upcoming season? 2. What would you like/expect your new AGM to do this season? 3. If you weren't a hockey player, what would you be and why? 4. If you could have one area of the Juan Ceson Resort (where our arena, the Juan Ceson Arena, is based) named after you, what would you like it to be and what it be called? (e.g. Shindogs the hotdog restaurant named after our dear former GM Shindigs) 5. What is your favourite NHL team and why is it not the Penguins? 6. What kind of questions would like to be asked in a future press conference?

applied

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: Rat Pans Recruited From: SisterLeague Age: 49 Position: C Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Guyana Player Page @VHLM GM

This week, the Las Vegas Aces announced their newest captain, Didier Verhault. Hoping to avoid having the worst captain in the league like they did last season, former Aces captain Juan Ceson set up a captaincy masterclass for the new rookie captain. Verhault was eager to participate so that he would not fail at his job like Maxim Anisimov. Anisimov had been far too much of a teacher’s pet, sucking up to the AGM Mack McLovin and failing to be a good captain both on and off the ice. Thankfully, Verhault was a fast learner and was very quick to pass all the requirements of being a good captain thanks to Juan Ceson’s excellent training. It poses well for the future of the Las Vegas Aces’ captaincies and will hopefully lead to the team performing better, especially since AGM Mack McLovin was also fired from being AGM due to being biased towards Maxim Anisimov. The new AGM has a great track record and will help turn the team around. Verhault has also taken the lead on the Aces Anti-AGM movement which Juan Ceson has successfully been running for many seasons. As the teams moves into a new era, however, it has progressed to become the Aces Anti-GM movement since the AGM at the moment is amazing and everyone loves them. @FTK @McLovin

2. What is next for your player? I just made a player so hopefully I will get to join a good team and have a fun season with my new player. 5. What is your favorite memory of being here other than winning the cup? I don't have any memories of being on San Diego and I definitely don't remember winning the cup with them. Perhaps I have amnesia. 6. Will Sjin make it to the VHL before recreating?! I believe in Sjin. We will power him through the Brats system all the way to the VHL!

I think you only get TPE if I get TPE

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: Ant R Sap Recruited From: Member (Spartan) Age: 50 Position: RW Height: 80 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: Guadeloupe Player Page @VHLM GM

MERCI!

please consider making it out of grass so i can eat it!

Dear Vincent Laroche-Gagnier and all the Award Committee, Thank you kindly for this prestigious honour you have awarded me. It means so much that you think so highly of my contributions in your locker room. I would like to thank my grandmother, Nanny Goat, who raised me and without whom I could not have won this award. I would also like to thank all my many fans and followers in the Mississauga Hounds locker room who have helped me accomplish this achievement. Lastly, in return for this honour, I will consider making ONE and only ONE item of clothing for your (Vincent's) dear friend Bill Goates. However, I reserve the right to make it as ugly as I want. My dearest condolences, Jean-Paul Goatier, the goat fashion designer

1. Do lots of things, lots of fun things, like AGMing Bratislava 2. You will not be in a good spot afterwards as you have removed your draft expert DYL from the draft channel. 3. Looks like it will be good as lots of people dont want to actually be in teh VHLE so it is lesss popular. 4. Atlanta thrashers (winnipeg jets) and buffalo sabres or many other teams 5. Good locker rooms must be active which is why DYL is so good for bratislava as he keeps the lr active. 6. My personal opinion is that rory is not a good gm because he fired DYL.

stan par rejected by spartan

I am applying for this job that I did not know I no longer had?