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So you're donating nothing? Not very charitable.

Thank you! Juan will happily accept your donation of all your money.

Thank you!

After the VHLM commissioner, Spartan, banned Juan Ceson from his league because Juan took all his money in a casino game, Juan moved to Europe where he decided to try and find another team. There were so many teams in Europe that Juan was sure he would be able to find another team. He tried to sign with many of the European league teams such as the Warsaw Predators and the Riga Reign and London United but they all said that Juan was not eligible to play in their league. What was Juan to do? He had been sent to the European league by Commissioner Spartan but he was also not allowed to play for the European teams! There was just one solution. He would start his own team and no one would be able to stop him. He wouldn’t have silly rules about who could be on his team and it would be the greatest team of all time. It wouldn’t even be in a league. It would be the Harlem Globetrotters of the ice hockey world but better. And so Juan signed with his new team, the Juan Ceson Ice Hockey team and is now looking for new players who would like to play on his team. Juan has also hired a GM for his new team, Vincent Gagnier-Laroche, who will be GM-ing the team. Vincent Gagnier-Laroche is the best GM Juan ever had playing in the Pro-Am tournament apart from himself and Vincent Gagnier-Laroche is very good at what he does so he has been hired for the job. He does not he is hired yet this is a surprise for him but there was no other choice because no other GM was as good at GM-ing in the Pro-Am other than Juan Ceson himself. He is also the GM of the Mississauga Hounds who are not quite as good as some other VHLM teams but also not the worst thanks to his excellent GM skills. He is definitely one of the GMs in the league. Finally, Juan would like to announce the start of his newest charity to help people less fortunate than him, the Juan Ceson Hockey Development Company. Juan will take players from countries where ice hockey is not very popular or where it is not played at all and he will help transform them into stars. He will fund their training and their living expenses and all the things they need and he will only take a percentage of their future contracts. He wants to help people who are like he was and who could be stars in the ice hockey world, perhaps even eventually joining the Juan Ceson Ice Hockey team. He will gladly accept all donations and contributions towards this very deserving cause. At least 2% of your donation will be spent directly on helping these new ice hockey players. Juan already has one player lined up to be supported by his fund who will hopefully be signing in the VHLM to start their ice hockey career soon.

Looks like I'll be getting one this season!

great idea lets do it

No interview with Bryn Yrwy? Guess he's too busy in Saskatoon. Otherwise sounds like a great player and a great article!

Guess someone was asleep last season when I got cut from Vegas

I don't think there was anyone that was using the old definition anyway. Who wouldn't earn TPE?!

EXCUSE ME?! COLE HAS BEEN DOING WHAT NOW? @ThunderHOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?

VHL player name: Juan Ceson Render name: michael raffl Preferred colour(s): green (black/white) Any extra details: please

oh wow thank you so much for your kind words

I thought it was because he didn't want to make him seem too great

Armstrong donated more artifacts.

Juan Ceson has a very large house. Truthfully, he has many large houses but this article is just about one of them. It’s a very, very, very fine house and it has two cats in the garden. There is also something else very special in his garden. It is the most special thing Juan owns (apart from Ivan the Zampony, his yacht and many other things). You see, there’s a gnome at the bottom of his garden and its name is Twists. There’s a gnome at the bottom of his garden and all that it can do is stand there all night and stand there all day. The neighbours say it’s a terrible sight. There’s a gnome at the bottom of Juan’s garden and its name is Twists. Juan doesn’t care what his neighbours say because he loves his gnome Twists and will never get rid of him. He will, however, steal Twists hat and wear it so he looks even cooler than he normally does.

The Hall of Fame was moved to Geneva.

This is not true. Just another one of your lies.

Please don't spoil Part 2's surprise ending! Also @twists great article! Didn't mention how Armstrong is the only player in the Yukon Rush Hall of Fame and had his jersey honoured by Geneva but it's fine.... Can't wait for Part 2!

its all a scam @MubbleFubbles!

sounds like a great guy

1. How did you come up with your player's name? I made a player who was only going to play one season so I could recreate the next season with my best friend @rory. 2. Do you think we have a shot at making the playoffs? You could definitely make the playoffs. But you also might not. 3. Which VHLE team do you hope to be drafted by next season? I won't be drafted to the VHLE next season. 4. What do you think of the Hounds logo? Very blue and very doggy. 5. When you're not online for the VHL what other hobby do you enjoy? There is stuff you can do outside the VHL?! 6. As suggested by @BigIrish (thanks Big Irish!) - what pudding flavor is your favorite? Chocolate pudding is the best but if it's cooked right, Yorkshire.

will yoube sponsored by gatorade

nope, definitely meant vhl! this guy sounds great

tHerE is nothing to worry about, Lovely Person.

hELLO. MY NAME IS JUAN CeSON. THIS IS A STATUS UPDATE. I AM PERFECTlY FINE AND I AM NOT BEING HELD CApTIVE BY THE NEW LAS VEGAS ACES AGm, MY GOOD FRIeND VIpER. IF YOU HAVE HEARD THIS RUMOUR IT IS A LIE. PlEASE DO NOT LISTeN TO THIS RUMOUR. I LOVE THE LaS VEGAs ACeS.