dylanjj37

I am applying for this job that I did not know I no longer had?

I got 9/9 today. Can I have the job?

I support your cause. Also bring back krice @Ricer13

Watchmen Press Conference 1. We are nearing the end of the season. What are your hopes for your player next season? 2. Which team would you most like to see win the VHLM trophy (doesn’t need to be one with an actual chance)? 3. It is GM Rory’s birthday (not in real life). What gift are you getting them? Are you going for cheap and quick or do you want to give the best gift out of all the players? 4. Why does your player have the name they have? 5. If you could totally get rid of one sport as if it never existed, what sport would it be and why? 6. If you had to bring an animal onto the ice with you every game, what animal would it be and why?

1. Who do you feel is the undervalued player on the Watchmen? Everyone on the team is undervalued! They deserve more recognition. 2. If you could start your career over, what is one thing you would change? I wouldn't change anything. I'm very happy with how my player's career has gone. 3. Do we make the playoffs? If so, who do you want to face? I sure hope so. I don't know who we would face though. 4. Who do you think is that one team that we just cant seem to play well against? I am optimistic that we play well against everybody! 5. Plans for the off-season? Anything interesting? Just recreated so gotta start earning that TPE and get drafted.

never left

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: Pat Snar Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: D Height: 65 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: Gibraltar Player Page @VHLM GM

1) No, yes 2) No 3) He already lived in Saskatoon and didn't want to move as he is doing his research at the university there 4) Stan Par will be gone

D - Bobby Bob G - Alexander Minion @Grape sorry sorry sorry!

You need to listen to Juan's advice more

This article is nearly 100% factually incorrect! Please give your sources.

D - Velociraptor Greg @Beketov

F - Babay Shrimp @Grape

1) How do you feel about the start of the season for the team? The season is going very well. Viper is doing well in his first season as GM. 2) Is your player playing how you expected? Why or why not? Stan Par is performing above par! At the time of writing, he is leading the league in shots blocked, just like his mentor Juan Ceson. 3) What team besides ours in the VHLM is the most surprising so far? I have not really been looking the stats for other teams so I wouldn't know. 4) Do you follow the VHL at all and if so, what's your favorite team? I don't follow the VHL but I am legally obliged to say that Bratislava Watchmen are my favourite VHLE team or I will lose my job. 5) What big UFA do you think will sign to your favorite NHL team? I don't think any big UFA will sign with my favourite NHL team unless Arizona move to Atlanta which I guess could happen. 6) If you could travel anywhere in the world, where are you going and why? There's lots of places I would like to visit but if I could only pick one maybe Romania or Florida.

D- Brian Kowalski @Beketov

F - Ivan Retoslav @Grape

hes not teaching him anything. maxim is a lost cause!

@McLovinanother great show from Radio Juan! Thanks for your hard work!

Whilst Marcus Svedberg is getting a 200% raise, it should be noted that as a volunteer his current salary is $0.

Since Juan Ceson left the VHLM, he has done many exciting things. His newest project, however, is possibly the best one of all, at least for Vegas. Juan has started his very own radio channel, Radio Juan and has hired his first volunteer radio host, Marcus Svedberg, who has taken on board the responsibility of earning Juan as much money as possible from the show out of the kindness of his own heart. The station has been very successful so far and Juan is even going to give Marcus Svedberg a 200% pay rise in reward for all his hard work. While in Vegas setting up his new radio show, he also took the new Las Vegas Aces captain Maxim Anisimov under his wing and tried to teach him how to be a good captain. Juan tried very hard but somehow Maxim is still not prepared for his captainly duties despite Juan’s excellent experience and great training skills. He is very ill prepared for the upcoming season so Juan will be on standby if Vegas need any captainy things doing and also just to make sure that GM Blazzer is kept in line.

F - Travis DeGroot still @Moon

Watchmen Press Conference 1. What do you hope to achieve with your player and the Watchmen this season? 2. What are your long-term goals for your player? 3. Who do you think will the cup this season and why? 4. What can the management do to make your time in Bratislava more enjoyable? 5. Who is your favourite NHL team and why? 6. If you were forced to eat one food every day for the rest of your life, what would it be? (You can eat other food too)

The first student of Juan Ceson has joined the Juan Ceson Development Program. His name is Dr. Stan Par and he is from Alderney. Although he moved to Canada for university, he has never played hockey before and is very interested in learning how to play. He has done some ice skating but he is not the best at it. He applied to join the programme as a goalie but there was only one job opportunity and it was for defenseman so he agreed to switch positions. Stan Par told the JCDP that he applied to the programme so that he could study how people learn and improve at sports as part of his post-doctoral studies and that he probably will not be playing for long as he has other very important things to study. He will be joining the Saskatoon Wild as they are the closest to where he currently lives and also the one that was offering him the most for such a short contract. Hopefully he does very well in his time playing.

1) We're approaching the VHLM Draft. What are you most looking forward to come the draft? I am not in the draft because my player is too great. However I look forward to seeing where other players get drafted. 2) The Aces have hired a new AGM, what do you think of the hire? A good choice. I'm McLovin the decision. 3) Have you been following the WJC or JST? If so, what are your thoughts thus far? I haven't been following either since I'm not involved in them but I did follow the Pro-Am which was good. 4) Following up on that, if you were to play in the WJC or JST for the first time (or again for players already involved,) what would you want to achieve in either of them? I think its just the taking part that counts. You don't really win anything other than bragging rights. 5) Juan Ceson is simply the best. What do you love most about our beloved captain? He is simply the best. Better than all the rest. 6) If you could be anything you ever wanted, what would it be? Hockey player? Astronaut? Juan Ceson? I would like to be one of those rich people who is rich but doesn't have to do anything.