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gimme my bb halifax (/maybe more depending who)

I trademarked the name and they are being sold in MY arena.

Any money raised by this venture WILL NOT go towards new naming rights for the arena. The rights are owned by Juan Ceson.

Las Vegas Aces Press Conference - Week Ending August 14th
 
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1. Well, playoffs are off to a weird start with Ottawa's team of bots taking out a stacked Mississauga team in 5 and SSK, who we were 11-0-0 against in the regular season, taking us to Game 6 at the time of writing this. As well as an anemic Halifax squad giving Houston a run for their money. What do you think is the cause of these upsets in basically every single series?
 
2. The Junior Showcase Tournament is starting up this week, with me being one of the commissioners and @TopTiddee2 being one of the GMs for it, are you excited to follow it/take part in it?
 
3. With the summer slowly coming to an end, what has been your best memory this summer?
 
4. We have quite a few Vegas players in the discussion for (or already guaranteed) some Awards at the end of this season. How do you think they will do? Will Abass get a nod for best two-way forward? Will MacElroy take home best Defenseman? Will Evans get best goalie?
 
5. If you could add a new point task to the VHL, what would it be?
 
6. If you were to submit a trivia question for the VHL about something Vegas achieved this season, what would it be about?
 
 

Juan Ceson was not unavailable. No one asked about his availability.

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This is complete lies. Juan attends the practice facility every week!

You are invited to Zampony’s birthday party! Juan Ceson will be hosting his best friend’s birthday party at the Juan Ceson Practice Facility. The entrance fee for the party will cover the cost of you coming to the party. Please bring your own food and beverages as they will not be provided. Zampony has also written a wish list for things he would like for his birthday and you are kindly requested to bring one of these if you would like admission to the party, in addition to the entrance fee. Gifts include a signed copy of Juan Ceson’s new book, Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1 (signed by Juan Ceson and not by Jimmy MacElroy), a new yacht with an ice rink so he can skate around and his very own ice rink/arena/stadium/some sort of cool building named after him like the Juan Ceson Practice Facility is named after Juan Ceson. Sadly, the party will have limited numbers and be first come first served but for an additional fee you can reserve your place at the party beforehand. Please also feel free to send Zampony’s gift if you are unable to attend.

You are invited to Zampony’s birthday party! Juan Ceson will be hosting his best friend’s birthday party at the Juan Ceson Practice Facility. The entrance fee for the party will cover the cost of you coming to the party. Please bring your own food and beverages as they will not be provided. Zampony has also written a wish list for things he would like for his birthday and you are kindly requested to bring one of these if you would like admission to the party, in addition to the entrance fee. Gifts include a signed copy of Juan Ceson’s new book, Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1 (signed by Juan Ceson and not by Jimmy MacElroy), a new yacht with an ice rink so he can skate around and his very own ice rink/arena/stadium/some sort of cool building named after him like the Juan Ceson Practice Facility is named after Juan Ceson. Sadly, the party will have limited numbers and be first come first served but for an additional fee you can reserve your place at the party beforehand. Please also feel free to send Zampony’s gift if you are unable to attend.

You are invited to Zampony’s birthday party! Juan Ceson will be hosting his best friend’s birthday party at the Juan Ceson Practice Facility. The entrance fee for the party will cover the cost of you coming to the party. Please bring your own food and beverages as they will not be provided. Zampony has also written a wish list for things he would like for his birthday and you are kindly requested to bring one of these if you would like admission to the party, in addition to the entrance fee. Gifts include a signed copy of Juan Ceson’s new book, Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1 (signed by Juan Ceson and not by Jimmy MacElroy), a new yacht with an ice rink so he can skate around and his very own ice rink/arena/stadium/some sort of cool building named after him like the Juan Ceson Practice Facility is named after Juan Ceson. Sadly, the party will have limited numbers and be first come first served but for an additional fee you can reserve your place at the party beforehand. Please also feel free to send Zampony’s gift if you are unable to attend.

You are invited to Zampony’s birthday party! Juan Ceson will be hosting his best friend’s birthday party at the Juan Ceson Practice Facility. The entrance fee for the party will cover the cost of you coming to the party. Please bring your own food and beverages as they will not be provided. Zampony has also written a wish list for things he would like for his birthday and you are kindly requested to bring one of these if you would like admission to the party, in addition to the entrance fee. Gifts include a signed copy of Juan Ceson’s new book, Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1 (signed by Juan Ceson and not by Jimmy MacElroy), a new yacht with an ice rink so he can skate around and his very own ice rink/arena/stadium/some sort of cool building named after him like the Juan Ceson Practice Facility is named after Juan Ceson. Sadly, the party will have limited numbers and be first come first served but for an additional fee you can reserve your place at the party beforehand. Please also feel free to send Zampony’s gift if you are unable to attend.

You are invited to Zampony’s birthday party! Juan Ceson will be hosting his best friend’s birthday party at the Juan Ceson Practice Facility. The entrance fee for the party will cover the cost of you coming to the party. Please bring your own food and beverages as they will not be provided. Zampony has also written a wish list for things he would like for his birthday and you are kindly requested to bring one of these if you would like admission to the party, in addition to the entrance fee. Gifts include a signed copy of Juan Ceson’s new book, Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1 (signed by Juan Ceson and not by Jimmy MacElroy), a new yacht with an ice rink so he can skate around and his very own ice rink/arena/stadium/some sort of cool building named after him like the Juan Ceson Practice Facility is named after Juan Ceson. Sadly, the party will have limited numbers and be first come first served but for an additional fee you can reserve your place at the party beforehand. Please also feel free to send Zampony’s gift if you are unable to attend.

@Xflexzill give you a discount on the book for helping write it

You are invited to Zampony’s birthday party! Juan Ceson will be hosting his best friend’s birthday party at the Juan Ceson Practice Facility. The entrance fee for the party will cover the cost of you coming to the party. Please bring your own food and beverages as they will not be provided. Zampony has also written a wish list for things he would like for his birthday and you are kindly requested to bring one of these if you would like admission to the party, in addition to the entrance fee. Gifts include a signed copy of Juan Ceson’s new book, Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1 (signed by Juan Ceson and not by Jimmy MacElroy), a new yacht with an ice rink so he can skate around and his very own ice rink/arena/stadium/some sort of cool building named after him like the Juan Ceson Practice Facility is named after Juan Ceson. Sadly, the party will have limited numbers and be first come first served but for an additional fee you can reserve your place at the party beforehand. Please also feel free to send Zampony’s gift if you are unable to attend.

@Xflexzill give you a discount on the book for helping write it

Juan Ceson, once again elected captain of the Las Vegas Aces, has taken it upon himself this season to offer a series of masterclasses on the most important skill in hockey, poke checking. Along with his good friend and assistant captain Jimmy MacElroy, the pair will be giving these lessons to the rest of the team for only a modest fee. Since General Manager Shindigs is currently obsessed with poke checking, and since everyone on the team is worse at poke checking than Jimmy and Juan, it is highly suggested that players enrol in the classes so that Shindigs will like them. You will require a copy of Juan’s new book ‘Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1”. For the advanced class, you will also require ‘Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 2”. The advanced class is required if you want to be as good as Juan and Jimmy. It is hoped that these classes will help the team be just as good as they were last season and once again reach the playoffs (and also it will stop Shindigs telling Juan to work on his poke checking).

Juan Ceson, once again elected captain of the Las Vegas Aces, has taken it upon himself this season to offer a series of masterclasses on the most important skill in hockey, poke checking. Along with his good friend and assistant captain Jimmy MacElroy, the pair will be giving these lessons to the rest of the team for only a modest fee. Since General Manager Shindigs is currently obsessed with poke checking, and since everyone on the team is worse at poke checking than Jimmy and Juan, it is highly suggested that players enrol in the classes so that Shindigs will like them. You will require a copy of Juan’s new book ‘Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1”. For the advanced class, you will also require ‘Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 2”. The advanced class is required if you want to be as good as Juan and Jimmy. It is hoped that these classes will help the team be just as good as they were last season and once again reach the playoffs (and also it will stop Shindigs telling Juan to work on his poke checking).

Juan Ceson, once again elected captain of the Las Vegas Aces, has taken it upon himself this season to offer a series of masterclasses on the most important skill in hockey, poke checking. Along with his good friend and assistant captain Jimmy MacElroy, the pair will be giving these lessons to the rest of the team for only a modest fee. Since General Manager Shindigs is currently obsessed with poke checking, and since everyone on the team is worse at poke checking than Jimmy and Juan, it is highly suggested that players enrol in the classes so that Shindigs will like them. You will require a copy of Juan’s new book ‘Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1”. For the advanced class, you will also require ‘Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 2”. The advanced class is required if you want to be as good as Juan and Jimmy. It is hoped that these classes will help the team be just as good as they were last season and once again reach the playoffs (and also it will stop Shindigs telling Juan to work on his poke checking).

Juan Ceson, once again elected captain of the Las Vegas Aces, has taken it upon himself this season to offer a series of masterclasses on the most important skill in hockey, poke checking. Along with his good friend and assistant captain Jimmy MacElroy, the pair will be giving these lessons to the rest of the team for only a modest fee. Since General Manager Shindigs is currently obsessed with poke checking, and since everyone on the team is worse at poke checking than Jimmy and Juan, it is highly suggested that players enrol in the classes so that Shindigs will like them. You will require a copy of Juan’s new book ‘Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 1”. For the advanced class, you will also require ‘Poke Checking: Get the Puck, Part 2”. The advanced class is required if you want to be as good as Juan and Jimmy. It is hoped that these classes will help the team be just as good as they were last season and once again reach the playoffs (and also it will stop Shindigs telling Juan to work on his poke checking).

i am trying to lead by example but you keep telling people to apply tpe

Juan Ceson has some very exciting news to share. Juan has been approached by a company that I am not allowed to name who have purchased for a large sum the rights to make a movie about Juan Ceson. This is great news as lots of people have been asking Juan how he has become such a star and why he is so great (for more information, please see Juan’s soon to be published autobiography). Juan will be helping direct the film and he is also looking for someone to play the role of Juan Ceson. They must be a very good hockey player since they will be playing Juan Ceson, hockey star. They will also need to be fluent in Catalan or willing to learn as the film will be released in Catalan in order to promote Juan’s new book series, ‘Learn with Juan Ceson!’. If you think you fit the criteria, please apply by sending Juan your best business ideas.

Juan Ceson has some very exciting news to share. Juan has been approached by a company that I am not allowed to name who have purchased for a large sum the rights to make a movie about Juan Ceson. This is great news as lots of people have been asking Juan how he has become such a star and why he is so great (for more information, please see Juan’s soon to be published autobiography). Juan will be helping direct the film and he is also looking for someone to play the role of Juan Ceson. They must be a very good hockey player since they will be playing Juan Ceson, hockey star. They will also need to be fluent in Catalan or willing to learn as the film will be released in Catalan in order to promote Juan’s new book series, ‘Learn with Juan Ceson!’. If you think you fit the criteria, please apply by sending Juan your best business ideas.

Juan Ceson has some very exciting news to share. Juan has been approached by a company that I am not allowed to name who have purchased for a large sum the rights to make a movie about Juan Ceson. This is great news as lots of people have been asking Juan how he has become such a star and why he is so great (for more information, please see Juan’s soon to be published autobiography). Juan will be helping direct the film and he is also looking for someone to play the role of Juan Ceson. They must be a very good hockey player since they will be playing Juan Ceson, hockey star. They will also need to be fluent in Catalan or willing to learn as the film will be released in Catalan in order to promote Juan’s new book series, ‘Learn with Juan Ceson!’. If you think you fit the criteria, please apply by sending Juan your best business ideas.

Thank you, for a "small" fee, you can even get tickets to the premiere!

Juan Ceson has some very exciting news to share. Juan has been approached by a company that I am not allowed to name who have purchased for a large sum the rights to make a movie about Juan Ceson. This is great news as lots of people have been asking Juan how he has become such a star and why he is so great (for more information, please see Juan’s soon to be published autobiography). Juan will be helping direct the film and he is also looking for someone to play the role of Juan Ceson. They must be a very good hockey player since they will be playing Juan Ceson, hockey star. They will also need to be fluent in Catalan or willing to learn as the film will be released in Catalan in order to promote Juan’s new book series, ‘Learn with Juan Ceson!’. If you think you fit the criteria, please apply by sending Juan your best business ideas.