Spartan

Timothy Brown @Webberj

@animal74 friendly reminder that we're 4 hours into your pick.

Will be keeping this updated! 1. @animal74 F - Rhynex Entertainment F - Gary Rush F - Kyl Oferson D - Latrell Mitchell D - Micah Adrienne G - Jean Pierre Camus 2. @STZ F - Mikko Lahtinen F - Benny Graves F - Valtteri Vaakanainen D - RJ Jubis D - Tyler Walker G - Jimmy Spyro 3. @Hoopydog F - SS Hornet F - Chris Hylands F - Jim Bob D - Cinnamon Block D - Alex Letang G - Calvin Harvey 4. @Willy Myers - DQ F - Ray Sheilds F - Andrew Su F - John Merrick D - Roque Davis D - Markus Schauer G - Jaxx Hextall 5. @Spartan - Group Manager F - Timothy Brown F - Ola Vikingstad F - Robin Winter D - Matty Socks D - Jiggly Gumballs G - Woody McPine 6. @Webberj F - Groovy Dood F - Chad Magnum F - Lee Xin D - Ziarie Anigbogu D - Hugh Jass G - Zamboni Driver

MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW Let's win it all!

Welcome to the VHL @Max Laberge! The Las Vegas Aces are thrilled to offer you a spot on our 4th line as a key role player for us as we set our sights on making an underdog playoff run. You can expect to get about 2-5 minutes per game, which isn’t a lot. There are some other teams that can offer you top 6 minutes, so if you’re looking for top minutes and stat padding, this may not be the team for you. However, we're a team that prides themselves on helping out new players and making them into the best they can be. That’s what this season will be for you - a huge growth opportunity for a top role next season. We've brought on and developed quite a few waiver players such as yourself over the past few seasons, and many of them have gone in the top 2 rounds of the VHLM and VHL Drafts. While this may not be season for you to rack up the dazzling stats, this is where you set yourself up for stardom in your future. Despite not as much playing time as other teams can offer, there is still plenty of incentive to join us in Sin City! We're proud to host one of the most active Discord Locker Rooms in the league, as well as a forum locker room for our friends without Discord. We understand that entering sim leagues can be confusing - we're here to help you through the process! Everyone on the team, and our alumni, are happy to offer you their wisdom and assistance, and even just chat about anything you may want to. This is a team for everyone, and we hope to see you on it! If you have any questions or need any sort of help, I'd be happy to assist you in any way. Feel free to PM me on the forums or just DM me on Discord at Spartan#5991! If you'd like to sign with us and join the party in Vegas, please quote this offer and type "Down to get lucky!" Best, Spartan Las Vegas GM

god damn it alice, why'd you have to rush smh

@I'll change this later has submitted the store purchase. @Josh @bigAL

Ryan Li has crossed 50 TPE +1

@Ryan Li quote this and confirm that I recruited you!

You should just join Vegas bc we're great! Quote this offer and say "down to get lucky" and we'll give you a free 100k to use in our casino!!!

late joiner bonus

Hi @ShawnGlade! I won't bullshit you. Vegas has some top forwards, and a top goalie coming into this season. What we lack? Top defensemen. I have one returning FA at around 200 TPE, but he needs a partner. I hope that can be you. You'll be getting top minutes all season long with a chance to rack up the stats. We may even be able to go on a playoff run if we can land some top waivers such as yourself. Hit me up and we can chat. Best, Spart

@TacticalHammer The Las Vegas Aces are thrilled to offer you a spot on our 1st defense pairing as one of our top defensemen as we set our sights on making a surprise playoff run. We have our history, with you being my former AD in the ECFA, and I'd love to repay the favor by being your GM in the VHL. Vegas stocked up heavily on forwards this draft, and we have a great top 6, and a close to capped goalie. With some solid defensemen, I am confident that we can make an underdog playoff run! This is a great opportunity to rack up the assists, as you'll get plenty of playing time and plenty of stats as well. With a solid core including you, I believe we can win a bunch of games as well. We're proud to host one of the most active Discord Locker Rooms in the league, as well as a forum locker room for our friends without Discord! Everyone on the team, and our alumni, are happy to offer you their wisdom and assistance, and even just chat about anything you may want to. This is a team for everyone, and we hope to see you on it! If you have any questions or just want to chat about the team, I'd be happy to talk. My DM's are always open to you If you'd like to sign with us and join the party in Vegas, please quote this offer and type "Down to get lucky!" Best, Spartan Las Vegas GM

Another season, another great draft to welcome new players to new VHLM teams! Thank you to @diamond_ace and @Acydburn for working with us to get this stream running smoothly. And thanks to @Doomsday, @rjfryman and special holiday auction winner @Hex Universe! They were all great co-hosts in the commentating booth, and I'm looking forward to the next draft! If you think you'd be a good co-host for the draft in the future, feel free to reach out! Claiming: In a lovely turn of events, I am the only one who will be claiming this. So 4 weeks for moi!

Welcome to the league Ryan! We have some questions for you to get to know you and your player a bit more! 1. What got you into the sport of hockey? 2. What kind of player do you hope to develop into? 3. What can you offer a team that decides to sign you in this next waiver period? 4. What goals do you have for your player? Win a cup? Get some personal awards? 5. What do you think is your most underrated skill? 6. What is your first impression of the league so far?

100% agreed. In the regular season, there's always GM's reaching out to help and potentially sign them, but the offseason just has every GM focusing on the draft. Even in the postseason, very few teams personally reach out to players since there's only so much we can do for them. I'd really like for there to be some kind of rookie mentor team to help onboard new members with basic information. The SHL has that so every new player has at least a few names to go to if they need help.

Your joke was gross, but yeah. Plenty of other ways to call someone you don't know a bust like half the first-gens you spoke about without having to be patronizing and bringing in their genders. Also we haven't had too many full time female users since Blade, so it's a nice change of pace and a welcome boost to diversity to have some more. Hopefully we'll have our first female HoF member soon

To say that you're primarily knocking her down because she's a girl comes off very dickish, even if it's not what you intended. "You're a girl so you won't be good" and stuff like "I usually simp for females" and what you said about Tate's wife is just kinda unneeded and gross.

probably shouldn't have used gender as part of your commentary at all

he called me a bust too, take it with a brain of salt lol

Welcome! Feel free to reach out if you have any questions or need any help!

yes this

Rhynex FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

fuck everyone and anyone who didn't let me run amok and fuck this game mode lol