Spartan

I shall apply!

MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW

davos? help?

Lol, you should have told me this was going verbatim into the article. I wouldn't have done this on my phone lmfao.

@Victor FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

get off the crack you plank, and coach your team not to get shut out like anyone would have wanted to watch your performance today lmfao

im kidding buddy

lmfaoooooooooo

@MexicanCow123 see, I do real updater work ?

and rip team world lmfao

we won a game!!!!!!!!!!

not viper, he wasn't important

fuck the leafs smh, but proud of your growth! let's start this season off with a bang (and a party!)

it's just using the farm league already in place in the sim

JUNIORS

denns has hit 50 TPE +1

@denns quote this offer and confirm that I recruited you here

Jah Coon belongs in Vegas. Simple as that. We're prepared to offer you a depth spot on our team as we develop you into a star! We also have the ability to make a playoff run this season, and we need active and motivated users such as yourself to help us get there! You're familiar with me, and a few others in the LR. This LR is always popping, and everyone is welcome. We hope you join the party in Vegas! Quote this offer and type "down to get lucky" to accept!

fishy has earned 500 TPE!

Big draft, long stream. Thanks to @rjfryman (and baby RJ), @MexicanCow123, @IamMOOSE, @JigglyGumballs, @diamond_ace and @Acydburn for joining me on the stream! Assuming DA and Acyd are not claiming this, so I will tentatively say that everyone else can claim this for 2 weeks.

Yes this is why I traded our picks away, just wanted your life to be easier

Well let's get this shit going lads! I'm proud to announce this team of underdogs, rudely spited and tossed to the side by their home countries. But use that as fuel, as you've been selected to an elite squad of players, one that hopes to prove our mettle on the ice and dominate these other shmucks. I present to you - the S74 Team Mercenaries! C - Lewis Dawson - @Kendrick LW - Markus Nygren - @Devise RW - Guy Lesieur - @KC15 C - Vin Calia - @VinCal C - Nate Telker - @Telkster C - Pengu - @Pengu D - Guy Sasakamoose - @Cxsquared D - Hugh Jass - @TheFlash D - Latrell Mitchell - @dasboot D - Seabass Perrin - @Seabass G - Jacques Lafontaine - @SlapshotDragon G - Jimmy Spyro - @DarkSpyro Despite us coming into this tournament as strong underdogs, I commit my time and energy to you all - to take down those teams that passed on you, and to prove that the Mercs are the team that truly embody the spirit of the World Cup. We have at least 1 player eligible from another team, making this one of the most united World Cup teams ever (don't fact check me on that, I like making bold claims with no evidence to support me). Anyways, I'm very proud to have all of these players and users on Team Mercs, and I'm excited to see what damage we can do in this tournament! Welcome to the team! Discord invite: https://discord.gg/KdNjwAC9 (Expires after a day, so if it doesn't work, just PM me on Forums or on Discord)

he's a goalie you twat

live footage of mercs sweeping USA