Spartan

It was on auto-update back then and I ended up having access to a windows laptop anyways. Part of it was just laziness too, and teaching a noob how to do lines was a benefit

I had a Mac ok, and Wine broke because of all the OS updates

@N0HBDY

Maybe it's not the best time for the boomer who just got his first career hatty this season to also attempt his first career fight win against a group that has beat the shit out of opponents in fights

Hello! As most of you have probably seen, D.C. and London in the VHL need new GMs along with Istanbul and Stockholm in the VHLE. From experience, this will likely mean that a spot or more will open up in the VHLM - therefore we have decided to open up this thread to get interest so that we can make hires quickly after the VHL and VHLE's are decided. If you have any interest in becoming a VHLM GM, please reply to this thread. If you have any conditions, questions, or concerns, please reach out to either @Gustav or myself. Something something only post if you want to be hired, mods will hunt you down otherwise.

Damn Riga

The GM's just mad they can't even reach the finals zzzz

I don't think there's a trade package possible to make a team give up their opportunity to select you, but as always, would love to bring you back if it was possible. We'll see how things go, but I'm sure you'll enjoy and thrive wherever you end up

I won one round at least, I'll take it. GG Mubbles!

You'd get more TPE by just remaining under the "first-gen" classification, as you can buy a discounted doubles week for 1 million, buy an uncapped 5 TPE for 500k, and then claim 10 uncapped TPE from the first-gen bonus once you cross 100 TPE. If you'd prefer to get the 5 from carryover though, you'd have to forfeit those first-gen benefits. Up to you, let me know!

So does @hedgehog337 get 8 TPE this week as VSN pay?

More press conference questions, this time as I sit in a meeting and try not to fall asleep! 1. We've consistently narrowly lost to Vancouver in almost all our games this season, what do we need to do to secure the victories against them in the future? 2. We are holding on to the lead in the EU, but there's stiff competition behind us. Do you think we can hold on? 3. Of the top three NA teams, which do you think is the LEAST scary? (VAN, LA, CGY). 4. Of the EU teams, which two other than HSK do you think misses the playoffs? (DAV, LDN, WAR, PRG, RIG, MAL). 5. Can you play any instruments? If not, is there any instrument you'd like to learn? 6. Which teammate decides what music gets played in the locker room? Do you like their music taste?

Oh hi Kit

I'll start a VHL casino where you wager your TPE. Lose and you lose the TPE out of your build or banked, straight into my banked. Win, and you get my TPE!

Good riddance bot

Don't you have your own player to worry about for TPE?? Get over 500 TPE and get back to me.

WRITE THE 4 EXTRA WORDS. Fr though, it's 4 words, write em and we're chilling.

Damn imagine not playing league with the VHL folks, sad!

Just record it, talk about the VHL sporadically and call it a podcast 5head

Poor emails

Change Log (2023-02-22) Thank you to @MubbleFubbles for the work involved to get the rulebook up to date. 1.1 - Changed Salary Cap from $40M to $42M 2.1 - Added mention of VHLE into rule stating VHLM/VHLE rookie contract players do not count against salary cap. 2.1 - Added that Prime Contracts in VHLM/VHLE do not count against salary cap. 2.1 - Removed mention of General Manager Player-specific contracts. 2.2 - Removed note saying that VHLM Graduation Bonus affects TPE bracket (it does not). 2.3 - Removed section that mentioned VHLM Graduation Bonus counted towards salary bracket calculation 2.4 - Added mention of VHLE to the maximum of $3M bracket. 2.5 - Modified mention of contract threads to Portal-based systems. 2.7 - Amended section regarding waiving NTC from the old forum methods to the portal methods. Old 2.8 - Notables section removed as Prime contracts in VHLM/VHLE and mid-season callups are no longer a thing. 2.10 - Added note that players that depreciate to 400 TPA or below are eligible to play in the VHLE. 2.11 - Changed VHL TPE Floor from 350 TPE to 300 TPE. 4.1 - Removed old Inactive Free Agency descriptions 4.1 - Modified old forum based procedures to current Portal methods. 4.3 - Changed send-down of inactive FA's restriction from "Below 251 TPE VHLM" to "Below 401 TPE VHLE" 5.1 - Clarified that players who sign for a VHLE team before their VHL Draft cannot claim Training Camp. Old 5.2 - Trades during Training Camp removed as this was a forum-based issue, not a portal one. 6.1 - Added in mention of VHL Financier's role in processing trades. 7.1 - Removed note saying Prime send-downs were not allowed. 10 - Added link to Ricer's TPE tutorial (Previously didn't link anywhere) 10.1 - Modified section to separate Affiliate Point Task and Welfare/Pension. Also added short descriptions to point tasks/welfare. 10.2 - Renamed to "Supplemental Point Tasks". 10.2 - Edited descriptions that were based around old format of all VHL.coms being in same area and added direct links to the separate VHL.coms. 10.2 - Mentioned Team Press Conferences as those typically get more submissions than Player Press Conferences. 10.2 - Modified Trivia description to account for change to Portal. 10.2 - Added Reviewing and Game Recaps descriptions. 10.3 - Made Jobs it's own sub-category (previously in 10.2) 10.4 - Removed Pre-S69 Career Point Tasks. Updated Career Point Tasks to current Career Point Tasks. 10.5 - Updated Fantasy Zone description, added mention of VHFL. 12 - New Section, added VHLE Rulebook link 13.2 - Amended Career Length section to account for nine season careers. 14.1 - Updated sections referring to Career Length. 14.5 - Fixed numbers to reflect recent Depreciation changes. Also changed Discipline to Poise with the Hybrid Attribute change. Old 14.6 - Deleted Pre-S79 Depreciation section

100 TPE EARNED: 1 TPE for yourself 250 TPE EARNED: 4 TPE for yourself 500 TPE EARNED: 10 TPE for yourself Total 15 TPE RMTGames - Rick Rico - dead fishy - Matty Socks - full total claimed Denns - Jah Coon - dead Krazko - Spaceman Spiff - dead Ryan Li - Ryan Li - dead right before 500 Patty - Patric Twist - dead Celise Pereira - claimed up to 250 Cysteine - fresh create

@asteria, confirm I recruited you please