Spartan

Nice I went 2/2

Also just going to highlight the new bracket tier of 1.1K+ TPA since solely a 1k bracket wasn't sufficient when we see 1.2/1.3K TPA players existing.

Too long didn't read

Better not be in those categories next season or I'm shipping your ass out.

He's IA now lol

Lmfao GG Malmo

It was on auto-update back then and I ended up having access to a windows laptop anyways. Part of it was just laziness too, and teaching a noob how to do lines was a benefit

I had a Mac ok, and Wine broke because of all the OS updates

@N0HBDY

Maybe it's not the best time for the boomer who just got his first career hatty this season to also attempt his first career fight win against a group that has beat the shit out of opponents in fights

Hello! As most of you have probably seen, D.C. and London in the VHL need new GMs along with Istanbul and Stockholm in the VHLE. From experience, this will likely mean that a spot or more will open up in the VHLM - therefore we have decided to open up this thread to get interest so that we can make hires quickly after the VHL and VHLE's are decided. If you have any interest in becoming a VHLM GM, please reply to this thread. If you have any conditions, questions, or concerns, please reach out to either @Gustav or myself. Something something only post if you want to be hired, mods will hunt you down otherwise.

Damn Riga

The GM's just mad they can't even reach the finals zzzz

I don't think there's a trade package possible to make a team give up their opportunity to select you, but as always, would love to bring you back if it was possible. We'll see how things go, but I'm sure you'll enjoy and thrive wherever you end up

I won one round at least, I'll take it. GG Mubbles!

You'd get more TPE by just remaining under the "first-gen" classification, as you can buy a discounted doubles week for 1 million, buy an uncapped 5 TPE for 500k, and then claim 10 uncapped TPE from the first-gen bonus once you cross 100 TPE. If you'd prefer to get the 5 from carryover though, you'd have to forfeit those first-gen benefits. Up to you, let me know!

So does @hedgehog337 get 8 TPE this week as VSN pay?

More press conference questions, this time as I sit in a meeting and try not to fall asleep! 1. We've consistently narrowly lost to Vancouver in almost all our games this season, what do we need to do to secure the victories against them in the future? 2. We are holding on to the lead in the EU, but there's stiff competition behind us. Do you think we can hold on? 3. Of the top three NA teams, which do you think is the LEAST scary? (VAN, LA, CGY). 4. Of the EU teams, which two other than HSK do you think misses the playoffs? (DAV, LDN, WAR, PRG, RIG, MAL). 5. Can you play any instruments? If not, is there any instrument you'd like to learn? 6. Which teammate decides what music gets played in the locker room? Do you like their music taste?

Oh hi Kit

I'll start a VHL casino where you wager your TPE. Lose and you lose the TPE out of your build or banked, straight into my banked. Win, and you get my TPE!

Good riddance bot

Don't you have your own player to worry about for TPE?? Get over 500 TPE and get back to me.

WRITE THE 4 EXTRA WORDS. Fr though, it's 4 words, write em and we're chilling.

Damn imagine not playing league with the VHL folks, sad!