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Hello. I would like to apply please. Goodbye.

Hello, I am raiding your team's press conference lol 1. My routine will probably include a lot of cup parades, so I'll be heckin busy. 2. There's only one right answer. 3. I'm a big fan of Vegas. I'd rather see the team with no cups win, and I like Theodore and Fleury. 4. I'm a pretty casual fan, so usually only really keep up in the playoffs. I am a fan of the Saints, so at the same time the playoffs are probably the worst time to watch them lmao. 5. I don't watch TV shows very often, and I have none that I'm currently following. 6. Been watching a lot of Friends and Seinfeld. Some might say those shows are not that old, but they are to me.

Pick #18 - Alex Zouzouambe With the Wild's 2nd round pick we brought back Zouzou, a waiver pickup from last season. His previous history with the team made it an easy decision to draft him. With most of the core from last season either leaving for the VHL or being traded, he will be relied on quite a bit this season. Pick #32 - Steve Eso Eso was a GOMHL member who just recently came over with the recruitment drive after their league shut down. I figured that it would be a good decision to draft Eso, so I suggested him early on. We got our guy at 32nd, and he's proving to be a consistent updater, earning at least 6 TPE a week every week so far. Pick #36 - Gabriel Johnson I don't know much about Gecko, other than he plays a lot of league with Eno. During the VHL draft it was mentioned that if he was asked to update, he would usually do it and he's good for 6 TPE a week. Pick #42 - Dale Miller Briedaquedec is a member who has been around the block before. He joined the league about this time last season, but went inactive after about a month. He's back again and has since recreated. He is another guy that gets the portal TPE opportunities, receiving 6 a week. Pick #54 - Trent Gibson Caboose is an Athletic Director in the EFL, a league that both Doom and myself are a part of. This existing relationship made it easier for us to go and draft a goalie that just created and has no capped TPE yet. We're hoping he'll be a solid goaltender for us.

I played a full season in the VHLM after being drafted, so I was a prospect player for a year. (Played 2 VHLM seasons total)

Heading into his rookie season in the VHL, Timothy Brown was the hottest prospect in Seattle. Yes, he was even more hyped than Jordan Tonn or Jacob Tonn or whatever his name is. The reason for this is that Tonn was not a prospect, he went straight from the VHLM to the VHL. Anyways following this technicality, Brown is coming off a season where he won the Matt Bentz Trophy for best two-way forward, as well as the Founder’s Cup with Saskatoon. Timothy led his Saskatoon squad with 58 goals on the season and was among the lead’s leaders in hits. However, his initial season for Seattle was not expected to amount to any awards, as they are a serious cup contender even now. Seattle proved this by winning the cup for their fourth time in sixth season, cementing their place as the most dominant team in the most competitive era in the VHL. Brown played a crucial role for them in the playoffs, leading the entire league in hits with 90 and it wasn't even close. In fact, second place was another young player for the Bears, Randy Marsh. This will be a season to remember for Brown. Not every player can boast winning a Continental Cup in their career, and he was lucky enough to experience it in his rookie season. Timothy Brown’s start to the regular season was not good. He just couldn’t find a way to transfer his playing style in the VHLM to the big leagues, and struggled to even score a single point. His first goal didn’t come until his 8th or 9th game, but from then on he managed to at least score a point here and there. The later part of the regular season was when Brown really shined and showed the Bears that he was capable of being a great player for their team. 58 games in, he had a total of 29 points. Brown went on to score a total of 15 points in his final 14 games for over a point per game in that stretch of the season. Most of the main core from the S67 Seattle draft class is all but gone, but they still have a good selection of young players to continue the dominance of their league. A few days after Seattle won the Continental Cup, Brown signed a large contract extension of 4 years to stay with the squad until his last season of eligibility. Unlike many dominant teams when their championship core is gone, the future is looking bright for Timothy Brown and Seattle.

I'll heckin claim this now I guess

Transaction ID: 1N420641R9130523M 1M cash Doubles Week 5 uncapped

I'll join. I can manage a group as well

Claim for week ending 9/13

Seattle and Helsinki both took a game in the sim today, keeping the series tied at two games apiece. Both games were blowouts, with Helsinki taking game three 7-2 and Seattle winning game four 5-2. The key player in the win for Helsinki was without a doubt Erik Draven, who had two goals and an assist on the night. However it was a team effort for Helsinki, with nine players getting at least a single point. Seven players had two points or more. Seattle's best player was Ola Vikingstad, who also had two goals and an assist, much like Erik Draven in the first game. Seattle relied more on the first star in their game, ad the scoring was not as spread out as it was in game three. The series is starting to pick up, and it will be interesting to see who takes home game five of the series and breaks the tie.

Why isn't old Ottawa logo in retired? ?

Probably will work yeah

McWolf was Emi's GM in Saskatoon for a while, and I say this existing relationship makes it easier to reach a bit and pick a defense partner for Rose.

I should be around

Saturday works better for me, I don't know if I'll be home Sunday

I was planning on making a brief explanation for each pick, but by the time I made my formula and entered all the data I just wanted to be done lol It will be easier next time and I'll give a bit of a summary for each pick. ?

I hate you so much right now ?

The Season 72 VHL draft intrigues me more than any other draft for a few reasons. The first is that I was of course drafted this season. However, there are also some interesting picks from this draft year. I’ll be doing an analysis of every pick from the draft. It’s not a redraft, but rather a quality rating of each pick based on TPE from rjfryman’s most recent class ranking. Due to this the TPE totals aren’t completely up to date. I’ve created a couple of tiers to determine pick quality, as shown below.They are completely subjective. I will be using my own player as an example for each tier. STEAL - Determined by a TPE ranking to draft position differential of +3 or greater. Example: Timothy Brown was drafted 12th. If his TPE ranking was 9 or greater, he would be considered a steal. GOOD - Determined by a TPE ranking to draft position differential between +2 and -1. Example: Timothy Brown was drafted 12th. If his TPE ranking was 10-13, he would be considered a good pick. REACH - Determined by a TPE ranking to draft position differential between -2 and -9. Example: Timothy Brown was drafted 12th. If his TPE ranking was 14-21, he would be considered a reach. BUST - Determined by a TPE ranking to draft position differential of -10 or greater. Players who have retired or gone inactive are automatically a bust regardless of TPE ranking. Example: Timothy Brown was drafted 12th. If his TPE ranking was 22 or lower, he would be considered a bust. ROUND 1 #1: HC Davos Dynamo SS Hornet | User: McWolf C | 686 TPE: Rank #1 | GOOD #2: HC Davos Dynamo Robin Winter | User: Sonnet LW | 629 TPE: Rank #2 | GOOD #3: Calgary Wranglers Latrell Mitchell | User: dasboot D | 596 TPE: Rank #4 | GOOD #4: Vancouver Wolves Gino DiGiannantonio | User: pennypenny RW | 406 TPE: Rank #16 | BUST Inactive #5: Seattle Bears Randy Marsh | User: oilmandan D | 490 TPE: Rank #11 | REACH #6: Calgary Wranglers Genral Zod | User: Matt_O D| 529 TPE: Rank: #6 | GOOD #7: Vancouver Wolves Jungkok | User: tfong RW | 460 TPE: Rank #14 | REACH #8: Malmo Nighthawks Viktor Alexei Kamenov | User: BigTittySmitty D | 396 TPE: Rank #18 | BUST #9: Moscow Menace Lucas Brandt | User: twists C | 502 TPE: Rank #10 | GOOD #10: Helsinki Titans Valterri Vaakanainen | User: Jubo07 LW | 627 TPE: Rank #3 | STEAL GM Player #11: Moscow Menace Alex Letang | User: Spartan D | 510 TPE: Rank #9 | GOOD #12: Seattle Bears Timothy Brown | User: a_Ferk RW | 518 TPE: Rank #8 | STEAL ROUND 2 #13: Vancouver Wolves Andrew Su | User: Da_Berr C | 552 TPE: Rank #5 | STEAL #14: Malmo Nighthawks Chris Hylands | User: Hylands RW | 487 TPE: Rank #12 | GOOD #15: Vancouver Wolves Gregg Stallion | User: SweatyBeaver RW | 441 TPE: Rank: #15 | GOOD #16: D.C. Dragons Liam Flaten | User: flatl99 D | 385 TPE: Rank #19 | REACH #17: Helsinki Titans Spencer Elsby | User: Spence King D | 518 TPE: Rank #7 | STEAL #18: Riga Reign Defenz Mann | User: Mike D | 398 TPE: Rank #17 | GOOD #19: HC Davos Dynamo Joe Exotic | User: Joe Exotic LW | 181 TPE: Rank #41 | BUST Inactive #20: Helsinki Titans Zamboni Driver | User: Tape-to-Tape G | 481 TPE: Rank #13 | STEAL #21: Toronto Legion Michael Mac | User: LastOneUp RW | 191 TPE: Rank #40 | BUST Inactive #22: Toronto Legion Joseph Gainer | User: jpeg LW | 364 TPE: Rank #20 | GOOD #23: HC Davos Dynamo Jer Lefebvre | User: Jer_Lefebvre C | 313 TPE: Rank #26 | REACH #24: Seattle Bears Remy Moreau | User: Da Trifecta RW | 298 TPE: Rank #28 | REACH ROUND 3 #25: Moscow Menace Keith Krestanovich | User: Boragina RW | 278 TPE: Rank #30 | REACH #26: Helsinki Titans James Rose | User: MattyIce D | 363 TPE: Rank #21 | STEAL #27: Toronto Legion Adam Frence | User: Kachur RW | 238 TPE: Rank #36 | BUST Retired #28: Riga Reign Jay Jones | User: TTtheT C | 332 TPE: Rank #24 | STEAL #29: Riga Reign Bobby Wyman | User: Lefty_S D | 245 TPE: Rank #35 | REACH #30: New York Americans John Brewitt | User: JBrew42 LW | 251 TPE: Rank #34 | REACH #31: Calgary Wranglers John Poremba | User: CrlineDijohn14 G | 269 TPE: Rank #31 | GOOD #32: Prague Phantoms Riley Knight Gee | User: KnightRiley D | 334 TPE: Rank #23 | STEAL #33: Seattle Bears Connor Tanner | User: Keygan C | 86 TPE: Rank #49 | BUST Inactive #34: New York Americans Arthur Dayne | User: Infernal C | 317 TPE: Rank #25 | STEAL #35: Moscow Menace Cole Newhook | User: GrittyIsKing09 C | 287 TPE: Rank #29 | STEAL #36: HC Davos Dynamo Michael Hall | User: Hops LW | 204 TPE: Rank #39 | REACH ROUND 4 #37: HC Davos Dynamo Turner Mchugh | User: Turner C | 168 TPE: Rank #42 | BUST Inactive #38: Toronto Legion Ziarie Anigbogu | User: ngine4 D | 303 TPE: Rank #27 | STEAL #39: D.C. Dragons Alek Andreshnikov | User: PuckPushers C | 154 TPE: Rank #43 | REACH #40: HC Davos Dynamo Chance Rust | User: turkey2349 D | 261 TPE: Rank #32 | STEAL #41: Vancouver Wolves Izzy Valencia | User: scoop RW | 113 TPE: Rank #46 | BUST Inactive #42: New York Americans Bacon | User: Bacon G | 237 TPE: Rank #38 | STEAL #43: Calgary Wranglers Nils Friedriksen | User: Biggreen10 G | 252 TPE: Rank #33 | STEAL #44: HC Davos Dynamo Jared Willis | User: BlueMaple LW | 238 TPE: Rank #37 | STEAL #45: Riga Reign Joe Jacks | User: ashton112 D | 98 TPE: Rank #47 | BUST Inactive #46: Prague Phantoms Ernie King | User: Greg Ernest RW | 117 TPE: Rank #45 | GOOD #47: Moscow Menace Pietro Angellini | User: okifenoki C | 340 TPE: Rank #22 | STEAL #48: HC Davos Dynamo Elijah Flynn | User: Underclass_Hero LW | 85 TPE: Rank #50 | BUST Retired STEAL GOOD REACH BUST Davos Chance Rust, Jared Willis SS Hornet, Robin Winter Jer Lefebvre, Michael Hall Joe Exotic, Turner Mchugh, Elijah Flynn Calgary Nils Friedriksen Latrell Mitchell, General Zod, John Poremba Vancouver Andrew Su Gregg Stallion Jungkok Gino DiGiannantonio, Izzy Valencia Seattle Timothy Brown Randy Marsh, Remy Moreau Connor Tanner Malmo Chris Hylands Viktor Alexei Kamenov Moscow Cole Newhook, Pietro Angellini Lucas Brandt, Alex Letang Keith Krestanovich Helsinki Valterri Vaakanainen, Spencer Elsby, Zamboni Driver, James Rose D.C. Liam Flaten, Alek Andreshnikov Riga Jay Jones Defenz Mann Bobby Wyman Joe Jacks Toronto Ziarie Anigbogu Joseph Gainer Michael Mac, Adam Frence New York Arthur Dayne, Bacon John Brewitt Prague Riley Knight Gee Ernie King Biggest STEAL: Pietro Angellini, Moscow Menace. TPE Ranking differential is +25 spots Biggest BUST: Joe Exotic, HC Davos Dynamo. TPE Ranking differential is -22 spots. Best Draft: Helsinki Titans. All 4 draft picks were steals. Completely cleaned up in this draft. Worst Draft: D.C. Dragons. Flaten is better TPE wise than Riley Knight Gee on Prague, but in terms of quality of picks D.C. was the worst in the draft. 1110 words, claiming for week ending 9/6 and week ending 9/13

1. What are you looking forward to in the off-season? 2. Where do you think you will end up next season? 3. What is your favorite player name from S75 so far? It seems to have its fair share of meme names. 4. Who do you think will win the Founder's Cup? 5. What have you been watching on tv/netflix lately? 6. Who has the best profile picture in the league?

The D.C. Dragons were able to narrowly hang on in game 5 and bring the series to 3-2. The key player in the game was Stone Wolski, who faced 54 shots from the Seattle Bears but managed to stop 51 of them and lead his team to a 5-3 victory. He finished the game with a .944 save percentage, but was robbed of a star by STHS. Other notable performances by D.C. players included Luciano Valentino and Mikko Aaltonen. Valentino had two goals and an assist, while Aaltonen had a 5 on 5 goal and an empty net goal. If the Dragons continue to get outshot like they have been, it is pretty likely that the Bears will find a way to close out the series. Having your goaltender face 50+ shots a night and expecting to win just isn’t going to cut it for the Dragons. If Seattle can find a way to solve Wolski, they will be able to finish the series in dominating fashion.

Having lost our 4th and final game against the Houston Bulls in the first round, the Saskatoon Wild’s season is officially over. The end of this season is particularly upsetting for a few reasons. The first being that we were just eliminated from the playoffs which is always tough. The other is that many of our current players are leaving after this season. Here I will be going over every player that is departing after the season’s end, and what they contributed to the team. Keith Krestanovich - @Boragina The saddest departure from the team in my honest opinion is our captain Keith Krestanovich. He’s been the captain for the past 2 seasons now, which includes the S72 Cup Win. Despite not always being the most productive guy on the ice, he was always supportive and a great locker room presence. He will be leaving the squad to join London next season. Thanks for the last few seasons buddy. Dan Baillie Jr - @wcats The second player leaving the team is Dan Baillie Jr, one of our current assistant captains. DBJ was always a really positive guy in the locker room, and didn’t mind being a depth piece in S72 if it meant the team was winning. He led by example and was one of the ones that inspired me to be more kind to other users. Baillie has always been supportive and caring even during hard times. I wish him all the best in Prague next season. Jesper Norberg - @jpsd Jesper Norberg, our resident Canucks fan, was our first round pick in S73. He certainly lived up to our expectations. Norberg stepped into our team and made an immediate impact which is never easy on a new team. In fact, he quickly became our leading scorer. This pace didn’t stop, and he led the team in points by the season’s end. Unfortunately nothing lasts and he’ll be moving on to Vancouver next season. I’ll be looking forward to seeing what you can do in the big leagues. Bobby Wyman and Cassius Gardner - @Lefty_S @jhatty8 Bobby Wyman and Cassius Gardner have been players for the Saskatoon Wild for as long as I can remember, but neither were particularly active in the locker room. They both played for the team even before my player days, way back in S70. Wyman was a big piece in our S72 cup run as our big checking presence on the blue line. He would get hits for days, and this seemed to be all that he cared about. Gardner was more of a depth piece and was a solid third line type for most of his player’s career. He became a meme in the locker room for his lack of updating. Both of their careers stagnated however, and they have sadly retired. Good luck with your new players guys. Each Player's Stats for the Wild: Keith Krestanovich - 216 GP | 72 G | 77 A | 177 P Dan Baillie Jr - 144 GP | 43 G | 72 A | 115 P Jesper Norberg - 72 GP | 51 G | 51 A | 102 P Bobby Wyman - 232 GP | 51 G | 117 A | 168 P Cassius Gardner - 216 GP | 59 G | 115 A | 174 P

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1. What do you think of our chances against Houston? 2. What should our strategy be going into game five? 3. How have you been dealing with no NHL the past few days? 4. Do you pour in the cereal or the milk first? 5. Is pineapple on pizza good? 6. Who was your biggest influence when you first joined the league?