Bojo

Bojala 4ever

3-1 titans

Beaut

One goal games aaaaaaaaah

We gotta pump it up!!! Somebody get these men some hookers or something.

Oh shizz I didn't know you were even on Bern! Mostly because i still only have LR access to Moscow. Lol You might get the best of me this time, Jala. I don't whore out for TPE nearly as hard as we used to back in the day.

Boo

Joe Shenanigans joined the VHLM scene a little late. He didn't get to play until four games after the season had already started. He tried to drive from his hometown to Bern, but realized his car can't travel across the Atlantic so easily. Now with a few games under his belt, it does not seem like things are getting better for Bern Squad. Before I joined the team went 1-3 with eight goals for and 13 goals against. It's a pretty brutal start, but we did steal a win against Coca Cola in Moscow. Since Joe joined we've gone 1-2-1 with a better 14 goals for, but an even worse 15 goals against. It's nice to see that we've gone from 2 goals per game to 3.5 since I've joined and only half a goal per game difference against. What can we do to improve ourselves? I don't know. Could start in the goalie department. Worboy hasn't had the best season so far, and has consistantly given up a big amount of goals. Another issue is our lack of depth on offense. With only three true forwards providing any scoring it's hard to put all the pressure on them and expect them to win big every game. Our four defenders have been alright for the most part, but we need help on all ends if we want to make a serious push down the road.

poor cola.

another two a's! woot.

2 assists! not too shabby.

2

Dead to me

Let's find out, mr. big stuff.

Was told he can play one last season, so au revoir Mr. Cola. May you drink from the heavenly syrup in the sky next year.

Coca Cola was a brilliant player who had a nice, yet unsuccessful career. Throughout his time in the VHLM he was traded at least five times from both the pros and the minors. Possibly even more, as people started to lose count after a while. But there was one thing he had more than any other player in the history of these leagues: a caffeine addiction. After becoming a promising young recruit in the early stages of his life, Cola never quite reached that level of greatness that he had hoped so much to achieve. Feeling like nobody wanted him, and not even know what team he was playing for at certain times, Cola gives it one last shot in Moscow to reach that glorious honor that is the title of being a championship winning goalie. With the caffeine still pumping through his veins, will this old timer have enough gas in the tank to finish out on top? Probably not, honestly. But pour a nice, delicious beverage out to our unwritten hero, Cola.

Accept. Cola's last season. Make it count!

I think we all know the answer to that.

Also this site is sexy on my phone. Good stuff, VHL.

Go suck at rocket league some more, TNGOrita

Accepterino

Sorry. Everybody has made some good pitches. I want to say yes to everyone but I can't.

Diamonds Shining Oslo it is.