Kisslinger

Fire as fuck

King Kisslinger has lost his mojo this season, last season he was the unicorn of the team, unexpected season from a great promising young player, to have the production and looking lost on the ice. From scoring a point and helping win many games, to looking lost on the ice and taking some not needed penalties. Maybe King Kisslinger got into his own head after a monster season and an award win but he needs to focus on his own game if he wants to see his stats come back to what we know his potential is. King Kisslinger wants to be an important piece to the team but it’s hard for him to feel like that when he is so shaky and not very consistent. We will see if he can find the groove and return to form in these next couple of games before he hits the panic button.

1. Summers again 2. yeah because Simon loves them this season 3. affirmative, i would sign up. 4. I like the people that name themselves after real nhl players then their players don’t perform well, i think it’s funny haha 5. MMA (ufc) or basketball 6. yeah we will find our Groove again

King Kisslinger and the Warsaw Predators have started off super hot this season, with the Warsaw Predators going 7-0-1 in their first 8 games. King Kisslinger has scored 2 hat tricks, one game with three goals the other game with four. Summers has continued their amazing goaltending from last season into this one. The new additions to the team are really working for us and maxim and Thor have been unreal for our top line. We are looking good to start the season and looking like a legit playoff team who has the depth, offensive defence and goalie to make a deep playoff run. I am hoping that King Kisslinger can keep this pace up and help propel the predators to keep in the top 2 of the European conference. I think we can be the top team in the league if Simon decides to keep blessing us with some great wins!

1. it helps engagement so it is not bad at all IMO. 2. to help us win of course! 3. They are both dialed! don't make me pick 4. Any Doritos to be honest. 5. I think so! I've been around a while so it would be nice to receive lol 6. It makes me happy, tonights sims weren't ideal but we will bounce back!

Lets goooooooo

King Kisslinger has taken home some shiny new hardware this season, after having his career-best year he has taken home the Dustin Funk award for being the most improved player of the season. He was nominated with many other super-talented players who could have taken it but it so happened that King Kisslingers name was called. In my predictions, I bet on myself and it paid off! King Kisslinger was also chosen to be on the VHL all-second team for the first time in his career! I am super proud of my player and it is awesome to have all the work he did on the ice this season pay off. Nothing is better than coming back from two bad seasons to finally getting the stats I knew I could get the whole time I have been in the VHL. King Kisslinger only has a couple more seasons to prove he is an all-time great.

1. Yeah of course. It may not be as common, but a team will eventually pull it off! 2. VHL is the most competitive league, so it makes everything more important. There are more eyes on every trade, FA signing, etc. 3. UFC man, I know it is huge now but it has always been such a stellar watch. 1. Do you have any wild predictions for this upcoming season? 2. Have you been doing a new activity ar all? if so what! 3. What are your mandatory pizza toppings?

King Kisslinger is locked and loaded and ready to go for the next season, he has been working hard in Warsaw with his teammates to get things perfect for next season. Warsaw getting eliminated in the play in round set a fire under the team and it has been go go go since then. Hard practices and team bonding is what the off-season has been consisting of. It is important that the Warsaw team is on the same page as we have been adding new players every offseason and keeping our core the same. It’s important to keep everyone getting along and making the new players feel like they have played here their whole careers! There is nothing more we want than to prove everyone wrong and get the cup back in Warsaw. This season is a do or die for us before we hit the panic button and probably have to make some crazy moves!

1. Hell yeah, it would be cool to see some more focus on more other than scoring and points 2. It would be cool if it was a stat we could invest in more depth and if we had a tab to see who’s fighting the most in the stat pages. 3. Montreal probably 1. What are you hoping for your player this season? 2. What are your main goals during your VHL tenure 3. what is something new you’ve tried/done that surprised you that you liked it?

Lately is has been hard for me to do my media spots and get all my extra tpe because i have been so busy with work. I worked eleven in a row than had one day off and went back at it with eight in a row, i don’t even know what free time is anymore haha. I am so thankful we have a long weekend coming up here and i have it all off! I can finally get back to writing my media spots and feeling connected with my player again. It is the dreaded off season but I am hopeful that King Kisslinger will take some awards home this year. He was a monster and i feel like he deserves some recognition, my last player i feel fell under the radar and was super underrated, so i hope this player can propel themselves to stardom. I am looking forwards to the award show to see if i get lucky ahah.

1. I think forwards are the most fun and i probably will stick to them moving forward! 2. Kenya, Germany and Iceland would be awesome places to travel to i think, all different experiences! 3. hmm good question. I think making more tasks that can have players earn a little bit more tpe a bit easier, a lot of people do not know how to make graphics and don’t have the time to make media spots or just forget, but i also know that this would punish the people that put effort into media spots and graphics and they would dwindle out lol, but maybe some more tasks to help keep the more causal folks around! 1. do you follow any sports outside of Hockey? If so what are they? 2. Have you met any famous athletes before? If you haven’t who would you like to meet and why? 3. What type of cuisine is your favourite to eat?

1. Florida in 5 imo, i think they are well rested and ready to lock in. 2. SS, OV, DK 3. not very well at all lol. I haven’t been paying attention very much though, so busy lol 1. have you watched any good movies lately? If so what are they? 2. Are you hoping your favourite NHL/VHL team makes some trades this off-season? 3. If you had to pick any goalie all time to help win you a game 7 who would it be? Can be NHL or VHL!

King Kisslinger has been having a very chill offseason so far, playing video games and eating all the junk food after coming off a career high season. He feels like he deserves some time off after absolutely dialling this year for the predators. King Kisslinger has signed up for the offseason tournament to get him off the couch and back on the ice. This will hopefully keep him locked and loaded for next season and ready to keep the pace that he played with last season. It’s been a minute since he’s done a tournament but he will be looking forward to winning it. It has been a nice turn around with King Kisslinger, hopefully he turns the corner and stays playing like he did this season but better. It is always more fun when your player is impactful and you feel like there is a point in your updates!

epic as heck

Warsaw's surprising season comes to an end with a sweep loss to the Moscow Menace. It was a pretty sad way to end our very good season, but we cannot just focus on that. We proved we could make it there and from now on out we only really get stronger. We had so many massive step-ups this season that showed us what next season could bring. We are constantly making small improvements to get us where I know we can be and that is all that matters. I am hoping for the team to retain some of the current players and also add on to make us just a bit better. I wouldn't mind if FA was our outlook but I hope people can see the vision here in Warsaw and jump on the wagon before it is too late. Sucks the season is over for us but now we work.

1. Not even a leafs fan but surrounded by them so it's horrifying. I feel bad that it happens almost every year except last lol. 2. I like a few for sure, some that come to mind are Bana, Dlamb, N0, spartan and Crstats! 3. I think it will be massive as people will retire to be drafted into that draft especially. It will be a deep draft where GM's will rejoice ahaha 1. Any players surprise you in the VHL this season with their performances? 2. If you had to relocate one NHL team to anywhere what team would it be and why? (not Utah/Arizona) 3. If you could recruit anyone to the VHL who would it be and why?

Warsaw is a team that was looked over this past season and it seems now we have clinched the playoffs! Everyone on Warsaw took the poor judgement of the team personally and we decided to play good hockey and propel our selfs in the best direction! Everyone is having career years and is feeling really good about how this team matches up with the other teams in the league, we are constant underdogs who strive to fight hard and win every game. We want to be a team that surprises everyone and gives everyone a tough series. King Kisslinger is having a career year and to me is a clear choice for the Dustin funk award. I have almost as many goals as total points in my best season, I’m top 10 in points, assists and plus minus. King Kisslinger has a a great support cast to help this case for sure

1. For VHL not so much and for the NHL not so much as well. 2. NHL no, I’m a Blackhawks fan so no! And VHL Warsaw should be in so let’s go! 3. Energy Drake. 1. What is your go to meal? 2. What do you think the most important hockey thing is, examples would be speed, shooting etc 3. Who do you think takes the Stanley cup home this year?

Maxim Anisimov is elite

Rebranding some teams? Since this week is theme week I recently went through and looked at the list of the teams we have across all the leagues. I think there are quite a few teams that could use a rebrand, some a small logo change, some a whole relocation. There are a couple teams I want to focus on here in this media spot and I feel like they are the most common ones to be picked on. The first franchise I think needs a change is the New York Americans. I honestly feel the logo isn’t good and the team name doesn’t go well with the location. I feel like DC should take over the American name, or have something to do with patriotism! I think that makes more sense since the White House and all that jazz. For New York, the Liberty or something works (I know it’s a WNBA team but it’s just so clean, or we can take the New York out of the name and replace it with one of the boroughs, such as Manhattan or Brooklyn, i personally like the Brooklyn Bandits for the New York team or the Manhattan Metros! I feel like it’s super clean and is something new and fun. Another change I would make would be to take Calgary or Vancouver and relocate them to Montreal or Quebec City. I feel as if as hockey fans, fans of Montreal or not, they are a storied franchise in the NHL so to me it would be honouring them by putting such a storied franchise in our league. I know there are devoted Vancouver and Calgary fans who wouldn’t like this, so hopefully this could be part of an expansion, but if not this makes the most sense to me. A name for Montreal would be something like the Montreal Olympiques. Montreal was the first Canadian city to hold the Olympics and we can put the name in French to honour the French Canadians! Quebec City’s name could be the Quebec City Frontenacs! The reason for this is that it is a five-star hotel that holds history in the city. The next change I would make is some logos. Fairly recently we had Riga get a new logo and it is so clean now. My own team the Warsaw Predators is a team I think needs a new logo. I feel like there are better options than what we have currently. Let us use a top predator in real life, such as a Siberian tiger or a shark, to give the team a little more life and make it pop more with the team colours. I think the Shark is the best option due to the team colours that we currently have. I think the location for Warsaw is great and we should keep the team in Poland! These would be my rebrands that I could see the league doing eventually. I feel like change is coming due to this theme week so we will sit back and enjoy! Sorry if this media spot seems out of wack and not the best. Feeling super sick all week and it hasn’t gotten better lol! Cheers

Today King Kisslinger went around Warsaw and gave away free tickets to the team's next Home game to the citizens of Warsaw. GM Bob Tristan encouraged the team to go out and give back to the community as they have supported the team through the good and bad times. "We have been on a bit of a streak, we are selling out and it is hard to come by tickets", said Tristan. We know that there are a lot of people who cannot afford the tickets and have to sit at home to watch the game and not get to experience Warsaw hockey. Today we are going to change that and go out and give out 250 tickets that the team pooled the money for to give some fans the VIP experience. The Warsaw players are the ones that will be handing them out, so not only do the fans get to meet the players, but they also get free tickets!!

1. Hawks and Red wings, favourite team is Chicago and favourite player is patty kane. 2. They are having a career year and I think a choice for the Dustin Funk Trophy at the end of the season. 3. that it is closer to summer lmao 1. if you had to have one NHL player on your team to win a game who would it be and why? 2. Who would have the best style on your VHLM/E/VHL team? 3. if you had to eliminate one NHL team which would it be and why?

Warsaw went on a little heater recently, we are currently 6-0-1 in our last seven games with so crazy performances from many different people on our team! Our goalie Summers has been lights-out! Summers posted up a massive shutout in a dominant game against the Titans! King Kisslinger got his first hatty of the season in quite a while and Maxim the dream putting up 4 in a close win against Riga. The team is shaping up and we are performing super well. I am super happy to be able to write positively about our season and my players. I think we can keep pushing and enter the playoffs this season. I think that if we all keep this momentum it will be hard to stop us. There are so many Warsaw doubters and it is really fun to watch us continue to play our hockey and win many games. I am excited to see where we finish, let's go warsaw!!!

1. I think Ai can be an amazing tool, I don't think Ai should touch anything to in government positions lol, But I think having an AI assistant would be sweet. 2. Why not, I have never really played so why not give it a try! 3. Being active and trying ur best to earn as much as you can, some of the top players stat wise can have half the tpe the most has! 1. Was there any team you wanted to be drafted by when you first started? 2. If your player had to go pro in any other sport what would it be and why? 3. If you could have a superpower what would it be and why?