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This is very much late because Towbaker is currently playing in the M for his second season. Austin Towbaker was born in Los Angeles, USA with a heart of gold and a passion for hockey. At the age of 10 he started to play hockey at his local ice rink, always learning and growing every single day. He then met a guy called Josh Da Silva who taught him how to take good shots on the net and how to score. He went to take his talents to Sweden at the age of 16 to play for Frölunda of the Swedish Hockey League, was never really a point producer there. Nobody wanted him in there until he scored a game changing goal in a game versus Timra IK which gave them a chance to play in the finals. After a loss, a guy with a deep voice called Towbaker and said "Hello? Is this Towbaker? If so, I would like to sign you for our team. Our team isn't that good right now and we really need an offensive push. You think you can help us?". That sort of sounds like the... Oh! The GM of the Ottawa Lynx! This was it, his time to shine- wait. He only scored one goal in one season with 5 assists, why does he need him? It doesn't matter. The VHL was always his favourite league to watch. He had gotten almost every single players' signature on separate papers. This was it, he would be making it into the VHL! After that call, he wished the Frölunda management good luck as he would go to Ottawa to play. He got on a plane where he was recognised once by a Frölunda fan, but that was it. It was time to have a good time. He met up in Ottawa with the GM of the Ottawa Lynx and the AGM too. They had an interview and then they offered him a contract. Without hesitation, he signed it, planning to put his entire heart and soul into the franchise. After a week he went to the Canadian Tire Arena where he would get his jersey and to step foot on official VHLM ice. It felt so good for him being able to make his dream to play for the Lynx, and the scrape of the ice was so satisfying when he took strides. He could see himself scoring tons of goals in this arena. Surprisingly, he put up 45 points and soon was a well known player in Ottawa.

Hello @M0XI! Welcome to the VHL! I'm Domino, the AGM of the Minnesota Storm and we would love for you to be on our team. We could offer you 3rd line minutes, a great locker room, friendly people, and much more! Quote this with the #WEARETHESTORM if you want to join our team.

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Minnesota Presser! Answer 3 Questions for 1 TPE, and answer 6 for 2! 1. We're in a good spot for the playoffs. How will we do in the playoffs? 2. We picked up 2 Pearces. What do you think of the 3 Pearces on Minnesota? 3. Are you going to go to an NHL game ever? 4. We recently acquired a great player called Nils Godlander. What are your thoughts on this? 5. What country are you from? 6. If atoms never touch each other, have we touched anything in our lives?

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Hello everybody and welcome to the S81-S82 VHL Network where we talk about your favourite teams. We have gotten reports that 2 new Pearces have decided to join the league. Both of which joining the Minnesota Storm. It all started with Nico, a 21 year-old playmaker who specializes in taking chances of scoring, of which he is second in the league with shots, right behind Austin Towbaker, a guy who has more points, but not the most potential. Then Cole and Calix came out on the same day, also being signed to the Minnesota Storm. Nico would always shoot on Cole with their other brother, Calix being defense. Nico was the most surprising of the bunch so he got an offer from Halifax to play there just before the playoffs. After that he got drafted to the Minnesota Storm, 3rd overall. He now has 83 points with 43 goals. We have yet to see Cole and Calix on Minnesota but there is one thing that might happen. "Nico with the puck, passes to Calix, Calix shoots, he scores! Hat-trick for Calix!". Minnesota will be a great team. Anyways, that's the end of this, have a good day, see you later.

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Hey there @N0HBDY! Welcome back! I'm Domino, the AGM of the Minnesota Storm. We would love for you to be on our team. We are playoff-worthy, great players, fun locker rooms, and much more! Quote this with the tag #WEARETHESTORM if you want to join our team.

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*Ding* Huh? Who are you? Oh, that's who you are! Welcome to heaven. Who am I? I'm a guy named Andy Nexber, a never-was hockey player who died in a car crash after I landed in Helsinki! That's a little bit too much to process, right? I know you thought I was retired and all that, no. No I was definitely not. I still wanted to play hockey after becoming a free agent. But I was in a car, cruising down the beautiful Helsinki highway. And then, BOOM! I soon wake up in a place with an ass-bunch of clouds and- Woah! Sorry God! He gets feisty when you say a swear. Yeah. I've stayed up here for about 2 years and was watching a guy named Austin Towbaker. Oh boy, did he have some potential. I soon realized that this guy just got drafted! Please be Vegas, please be Vegas! Wait what?! He was drafted 5th overall by the Ottowa Lynx. I'm watching down on him right now! Oh man, how he has changed. He still has an autograph of every Riga player, including me. Soon after that, hey wow, I'm a free agent now! And when I fly to Helsinki, I get shivers down my spine. Oh, you want to know about my life after I was a free agent? Sure! I was so sad after my 6-year old niece died in a car crash. Like, 6 people died and everybody was badly injured. I started to drink. It soon became an addiction. Not proud of it, never will. And then my mom died. I started drinking double the beer. I went to the bar so much that everybody knew my name! After that great time at the bar, I got a call from the Helsinki GM, "Hey Andy, Remember me? I'm Rayz! "*burp* Hi Rayzzzzzz-uh how you been, man?" "Is this a bad time?" "No, no, no, it's ok." "Well get over here to Helsinki, I wanted to give you a jersey!" "Sweet man, peace." A week later, I got out of alcohol drinking and flew to Helsinki on an airplane. And then the crash came. What I remember is blood everywhere. I saw a dude named Trey Waterson, a guy from the States. He was dead. Very dead. I was soon shipped to the hospital, and right when my dad come in, boneless. Dead, dead, oh how it sucks. I did have a cigar in my mouth, and I guess I was completely zoinked out of my mind., so you could say it's my fault. No, a dude came crashing in at 110 MPH and went right into Waterson's car and soon pulverized my car. I swear to god I heard him scream "VITTAA KAIKKI, HAHAHAH!" which was Finnish for "Fuck you all, hahahah". He then ran into a lamppost and was killed. I made the Helsinki newspaper headline! "HOCKEY PLAYER DEAD IN CAR CRASH". That was terrible, that experience was terrible. Rayz soon retired the jersey number "78" in my honour. T'was a sad day. Anyways, see ya later, dude!

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Minnesota Presser! (Finally) Answer 3 questions for 1 TPE, and 6 questions for 2 1. Does your player have any superstitions that they do before games? 2. Minnesota or a VHLE team? 3. We're reaching the top of the standings, how excited are you? 4. Canada or USA? 5. What do you think of your VHL team? 6. Are the Winnipeg Jets good?

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Hello everybody watching this on VHL Network! This is Dominic Drawes, you might know me as Austin Towbaker's agent. Today we have asked many people in the Greater Toronto area, would Towbaker get traded? And surprisingly, a lot of people said yes! So we have asked them also who he would be traded for on what team. And here is what the crowd said! "Towbaker? Great player. Was hoping he would be drafted by Toronto so we could have a kick-butt player. But sure, let him play in his hometown. Fucking stupid. We would love him to play for the Legion. Fuck Chicago. Just holy cow." -Guy we found off the street "HE NEEDS TO PLAY FOR TORONTO RIGHT NOW!" -Bob So yeah, there was a lot of non-advertiser friendly words that the Legion fans had to say. But there was a Calgary fan that we spotted and he never actually dropped a swear. He just said that Towbaker should play for Calgary. That's it. Many fans in the greater Toronto area. Probably the VHL capital of the world! We found Malmo, Calgary, Davos, London, every team! And most people wanted Towbaker on their team, along with The Red Menace as their starter. So these trades are what the fans want. MALMO TRADE: MALMO: A. Towbaker CHICAGO: S84 MAL 2ND The Malmo fans know how to think. They think the most realistic of the entire VHL. You might think I'm biased, but all of the Malmo fans said the exact same thing. All 1000. "Personally, the Malmo fans are the most coolest fans that I've met. I've also talked to Christopher James at the draft hall. You know, just about life and stuff. He wouldn't draft me, I just wanted to meet him. He's also a chill guy for a GM." - Austin Towbaker MOSCOW TRADE: MOSCOW: A. Towbaker CHICAGO: S84 MOS 2ND Just the same with Malmo fans, they have actual brains up in there. Actual reasoning for the win! "I never got to meet Euron, I had to rush right out of there as soon as the draft ended. I had a party to go to, no beer, just a party. I hope I do get to meet Euron soon!" -Austin Towbaker The trade rumors were in the Greater Toronto area. So it would be obvious that we would have at least one in Toronto. TORONTO: A. Towbaker CHICAGO: S84 TOR 1ST This trade is overshooting the likes of Towbaker. He is not worth a 1st. Definitely not. "I'm honestly scared of Toronto a little bit. I've traveled there once and there we so many people recognizing me. My face and my jersey were probably the common ways they would find the information of finding me. There were so many different feelings about me. Some people insulted me for my give-away against Minny which lead to a goal. That happened last year! And hearing these people saying that they want me on their team, it scares me! Toronto doesn't have a goalie yet so that would be bad. They should call up Oskar, eh? *Laughter* Free pads just to sweeten the deal, huh? *Instense Laughter*" Towbaker... he isn't really fond of Toronto. This kid isn't even a player in the VHL. Toronto fans are calling him bad, calling him good, calling him the most overrated player in the entire VHLM! So to you guys, respect players, ok? Or he might make jokes about your goalie problem. So... your choice. This is Dominic Drawes, signing off.

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Hello @GeneralLandro! Welcome to the VHL! I'm Domino, the AGM of the Minnesota Storm. Me and my GM, Laine, would love for you to be on our team! We could offer you 3rd/4th line minutes, we have great players, we're on track to make the playoffs, and much more! Quote this post with the tag #WEARETHESTORM if you want to join our team!

So, hi. I'm Domino. I want thoughts from you guys. I want the big brain thoughts for this one. I've been wondering if there was a new league, what teams would it have? Who will shine? I feel like the league should be located in like... uh... Japan? No, it should be multiple countries. Asia? Holy macaroni, that's an ass bunch of teams and cities. Actually, why not. Asian leag- What? Will3 already did this? And he's actually pretty successful in it? Ah. Okay sure. You know what? I'm going to let you smart guys decide! Where the league should be, what the teams are, but this is the league topic. We will decide with the poll up there. Or you can reply, it's your decision. Just gonna pop out with this article, see you later (in your nightmares) and have a good one. Bye. Also are you a stupid-head? That's what I thought.