youloser1337

The payout for last week is coming tomorrow btw.
 
 
 
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Because I did this so late and it's the final games of the season, this will be open until Sunday at 6pm.
 
 

The real biggest rivals: THE VELOCIRAPTORS
 
Velociraptor greg vs Scoish velociraptor maloish. It has been debated who is the better velociraptor. Back and forth they go trying to prove their superiority. Only one of them can come out on top. Who will it be? There is only one real answer to that question and I will tell you that it isn't the one with three names. Look Greg is supportive and whatnot of his velociraptor friends but this one…. This one is not okay. 
 
First off he had the audacity to become a velociraptor the same season that velociraptor Greg came to be. There is no reason for him to do this. It was uncalled for. The vhl can only handle so many velociraptors at one time and that number is 1. Greg knows how cool he is but he doesn’t need someone to copy his every move. Greg was the first of his kind to work to make it to the big leagues and maloish decided he had to do it faster and outshow Greg in his own game. Although the stats right now might say that maloish is better I can assure you that he is not. He is purely an imposter.
 
Something about velociraptors is they have to be able to control their anger. It is clear in the difference in penalty minutes that Maloish does not have that ability and is a bad representative of the velociraptor name. If we are going to be in this league we need to show composure and the ability to act normal. He is ruining our cover and making us easier to be hated. It is unfair.
 
 Greg is also superior in the fact that he has a cup in the m and the smelly maloish over there doesn’t have one. Although maloish has a whole season more experience than Greg in the vhl he only has 77 more points than Greg which is pretty pathetic if you ask me. You can’t claim to be a velociraptor and be THAT bad. In the E Greg played one more game than maloish but had over 20 more points than him. 
 
I urge Maloish to take a step back and look at his identity. Is he really a velociraptor? Does he have what it takes? I don’t believe he does. I will let him do some soul-searching, however. Let this be the official announcement to him that we are rivals and we are enemies. This is war. May the best velociraptor win as known as Greg is ready to beat you over and over again.
 
In conclusion Velociraptor, Greg, and Scotish Velociraptor Maloish are rivals whether or not Maolish agrees or thinks the same. Also, Greg is and always will be better than Maloish can ever dream of being. His effort is admired but let us all acknowledge who is the real velociraptor of this league and nothing can take that away from Greg. To future velociraptors out there let this be a warning to you… don’t even try.
 
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The definition of rivalry is competition for the same objective or for superiority in the same field. In the VHL, that means we all fight for one thing, the Continental Cup. For some teams, it's done by any means necessary. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish learned this the hard way when he was traded to the Los Angeles Stars from the Calgary Wranglers. The trade was as follows:
 
Calgary receives:
S85 LAS 1st
 
Los Angeles receives:
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
S87 CGY 2nd
 
A little behind the scenes of this trade. Maloish was approached by the GM of the team, Ricer before the exchange occurred. They stated that he was put on the block to help with the cap situation. "I definitely don't have you high on my list to move..." Those words meant a lot to Maloish. He thought he had a decent rookie campaign with the team and was looking to improve in the off-season. He knew that he was worth a lot to the team as he had only just joined and didn't get to prove himself yet.
 
"They made a compelling offer and it's one I couldn't pass up."
At the time of this trade, the Los Angeles Stars were scheduled to pick 5th overall in that draft. Calgary would go on to flip this pick to move up to the 3rd position in the draft with this trade.
 
Calgary receives:
S85 LDN 1st
S85 WAR 1st
 
London receives:
S85 LAS 1st
S85 CGY 1st
 
In that draft, Calgary would go on to draft Phil Strasmore, a defenseman. Calgary just drafted their replacement for Maloish. This ignited Maloish's drive to compete at his highest level and prove that they made a mistake in getting rid of Maloish. This was the start of the rivalry that Maloish started for himself. Maloish vs Calgary.
 
Strasmore and Maloish both started on their respective rosters the following season. While Maloish had the better point total that season, Strasmore was able to go into the playoffs, although losing in 6 games in the first round.
 
Strasmore
2 G / 21 A / 23 P / +27 / 55 SHT / 100 PIM / 165 HIT / 116 SB
 
Maloish
12 G / 44 A / 56 P / -9 / 158 SHT / 109 PIM / 172 HIT / 126 SB
 
Looking at these numbers alone, Maloish had the edge in goals/assists/points/shots/hits/shot blocks while Strasmore led in PIM and +/- rating.
Not making the playoffs definitely hurt Maloish. He wanted to get to the playoffs and showcase his skills and try to win the cup before Calgary. He watched as Calgary lost their series and began working towards the next season.
 
Season 86 was another decent season for each player. While Maloish failed to make the playoffs again, Strasmore was headed to the playoffs.
 
Strasmore
6 G / 31 A / 37 P / +39 / 95 SHT / 179 PIM / 180 HIT / 135 SB
Maloish
10 G / 43 A / 53 P / -11 / 153 SHT / 128 PIM / 224 HIT / 116 SB
 
This was the first season for Maloish to get almost all categories above Strasmore except shot-blocking and +/- rating. Failing to make the playoffs enraged Maloish though. He knew it wasn't enough to prove he was the better player.

So this leads to today. Both players are currently close to a point-per-game pace and are on pace to make the playoffs. If the season were to end today, the Calgary Wranglers would face the Los Angeles Stars in the first round.
 
Let's see how the season unfolds and wonder if this matchup comes to life.

The definition of rivalry is competition for the same objective or for superiority in the same field. In the VHL, that means we all fight for one thing, the Continental Cup. For some teams, it's done by any means necessary. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish learned this the hard way when he was traded to the Los Angeles Stars from the Calgary Wranglers. The trade was as follows:
 
Calgary receives:
S85 LAS 1st
 
Los Angeles receives:
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
S87 CGY 2nd
 
A little behind the scenes of this trade. Maloish was approached by the GM of the team, Ricer before the exchange occurred. They stated that he was put on the block to help with the cap situation. "I definitely don't have you high on my list to move..." Those words meant a lot to Maloish. He thought he had a decent rookie campaign with the team and was looking to improve in the off-season. He knew that he was worth a lot to the team as he had only just joined and didn't get to prove himself yet.
 
"They made a compelling offer and it's one I couldn't pass up."
At the time of this trade, the Los Angeles Stars were scheduled to pick 5th overall in that draft. Calgary would go on to flip this pick to move up to the 3rd position in the draft with this trade.
 
Calgary receives:
S85 LDN 1st
S85 WAR 1st
 
London receives:
S85 LAS 1st
S85 CGY 1st
 
In that draft, Calgary would go on to draft Phil Strasmore, a defenseman. Calgary just drafted their replacement for Maloish. This ignited Maloish's drive to compete at his highest level and prove that they made a mistake in getting rid of Maloish. This was the start of the rivalry that Maloish started for himself. Maloish vs Calgary.
 
Strasmore and Maloish both started on their respective rosters the following season. While Maloish had the better point total that season, Strasmore was able to go into the playoffs, although losing in 6 games in the first round.
 
Strasmore
2 G / 21 A / 23 P / +27 / 55 SHT / 100 PIM / 165 HIT / 116 SB
 
Maloish
12 G / 44 A / 56 P / -9 / 158 SHT / 109 PIM / 172 HIT / 126 SB
 
Looking at these numbers alone, Maloish had the edge in goals/assists/points/shots/hits/shot blocks while Strasmore led in PIM and +/- rating.
Not making the playoffs definitely hurt Maloish. He wanted to get to the playoffs and showcase his skills and try to win the cup before Calgary. He watched as Calgary lost their series and began working towards the next season.
 
Season 86 was another decent season for each player. While Maloish failed to make the playoffs again, Strasmore was headed to the playoffs.
 
Strasmore
6 G / 31 A / 37 P / +39 / 95 SHT / 179 PIM / 180 HIT / 135 SB
Maloish
10 G / 43 A / 53 P / -11 / 153 SHT / 128 PIM / 224 HIT / 116 SB
 
This was the first season for Maloish to get almost all categories above Strasmore except shot-blocking and +/- rating. Failing to make the playoffs enraged Maloish though. He knew it wasn't enough to prove he was the better player.

So this leads to today. Both players are currently close to a point-per-game pace and are on pace to make the playoffs. If the season were to end today, the Calgary Wranglers would face the Los Angeles Stars in the first round.
 
Let's see how the season unfolds and wonder if this matchup comes to life.

Can I get added to the ping list?

Yikes, a low week 👀
 
4 TPE
Nope
 
3 TPE
Nada
 
2 TPE
@MetalToday
@vincentlg2007
@Yahtzee
@Gaikoku-hito
@Viper
@youloser1337
 
1 TPE
@Triller
@MubbleFubbles
@wcats
@Moon
@Scurvy
@jacobcarson877
@kirbithan
@sadie
@Crstats23
@MrMom
@aimkin
@Daniel Janser
@Masu Chan
@Spartan
@Arce
@der meister
@Baby Boomer
@KaleebtheMighty
@Emperor_Fun
@N0HBDY
@JardyB10
@Brandon
@KRZY
@Dabnad
@Ricer13
@NSG
@Gaming Ringleader
@BOOM
@Pifferfish
@Spaz
@Jubis
@Steve
@STZ
@Jason kranz
@TheNeonShaman
@Subject056
@JB123
@Thunder
@VattghernCZ
@Mongoose87
@RileyL
@hedgehog337
@Bojovnik
@OrbitingDeath
@Garsh
@a_Ferk
@Rhynex Entertainment
@Ahma
@Tetricide
@Otaznik
@Beketov
@kelvi
@Alex
@ThePerfectNut
@JCarson
@Gustav
@AJW
@UnkemptCL4PTP
@CowboyinAmerica
@rory
@MexicanCow123
@v.2
@pugsood
@Lemorse7
@Doomsday
@Anthique
@scoop
@GioSivo
@leandrofg
@Je Barbaslov
@frescoelmo
 

Yikes, a low week 👀
 
4 TPE
Nope
 
3 TPE
Nada
 
2 TPE
@MetalToday
@vincentlg2007
@Yahtzee
@Gaikoku-hito
@Viper
@youloser1337
 
1 TPE
@Triller
@MubbleFubbles
@wcats
@Moon
@Scurvy
@jacobcarson877
@kirbithan
@sadie
@Crstats23
@MrMom
@aimkin
@Daniel Janser
@Masu Chan
@Spartan
@Arce
@der meister
@Baby Boomer
@KaleebtheMighty
@Emperor_Fun
@N0HBDY
@JardyB10
@Brandon
@KRZY
@Dabnad
@Ricer13
@NSG
@Gaming Ringleader
@BOOM
@Pifferfish
@Spaz
@Jubis
@Steve
@STZ
@Jason kranz
@TheNeonShaman
@Subject056
@JB123
@Thunder
@VattghernCZ
@Mongoose87
@RileyL
@hedgehog337
@Bojovnik
@OrbitingDeath
@Garsh
@a_Ferk
@Rhynex Entertainment
@Ahma
@Tetricide
@Otaznik
@Beketov
@kelvi
@Alex
@ThePerfectNut
@JCarson
@Gustav
@AJW
@UnkemptCL4PTP
@CowboyinAmerica
@rory
@MexicanCow123
@v.2
@pugsood
@Lemorse7
@Doomsday
@Anthique
@scoop
@GioSivo
@leandrofg
@Je Barbaslov
@frescoelmo
 

Also, week 3 payout coming tomorrow. Sorry again.

Also, week 3 payout coming tomorrow. Sorry again.

Well, another fantasy zone!
 
 
 
 
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This closes on Friday at 12pm (I will be away that weekend and that's when I will be closing the form. Sorry!)
 

Also, week 3 payout coming tomorrow. Sorry again.

Well, another fantasy zone!
 
 
 
 
Responses
 
This closes on Friday at 12pm (I will be away that weekend and that's when I will be closing the form. Sorry!)
 

mm mm tasty tpe. thank you!

Was a rough week for everyone's guesses. No one got above 4 correct. Yikes. A lower amount this week.
 
3 TPE
@ctots
@Arce
@Baby Boomer
@sadie
@Gaikoku-hito
@Frank
@GioSivo
@Bojovnik
@JardyB10
@Otaznik
@Beketov
@Alex
@youloser1337
@Gustav
@Garsh
@Daniel Janser
@OrbitingDeath
@scoop
 
2 TPE
@MexicanCow123
@wcats
@Scurvy
@JCarson
@Crstats23
@VattghernCZ
@Agito
@a_Ferk
@vincentlg2007
@jacobcarson877
@AJW
@Spartan
@Ahma
@tinafrombobsburgers
@BOOM
@hedgehog337
@Emperor_Fun
@MrMom
@Spaz
@Lemorse7
@kirbithan
@Thunder
@Girts
@badcolethetitan
@PhoebeIsQueen
@thadthrasher
@Yahtzee
@GoodLeftUndone
@RileyL
@comrade cat
@MetalToday
@Tetricide
@der meister
 
1 TPE
@aimkin
@Hogan
@TheNeonShaman
@Jason kranz
@Moon
@Berocka
@N0HBDY
@JB123
@Greg_Di
@chikn
@Subject056
@Bobcat
@Rhynex Entertainment
@Josh
@fonziGG
@qripll
@Gaming Ringleader
@pugsood
@TacocaT9
@Mongoose87
@D3X
@Jayhawk
@CowboyinAmerica
@STZ
@Blazzer
@frescoelmo
@Doomsday
@JCV
@MubbleFubbles
@Novanod
@McLean Hoover
@UnkemptCL4PTP
@animal74
@v.2
@Webberj

Was a rough week for everyone's guesses. No one got above 4 correct. Yikes. A lower amount this week.
 
3 TPE
@ctots
@Arce
@Baby Boomer
@sadie
@Gaikoku-hito
@Frank
@GioSivo
@Bojovnik
@JardyB10
@Otaznik
@Beketov
@Alex
@youloser1337
@Gustav
@Garsh
@Daniel Janser
@OrbitingDeath
@scoop
 
2 TPE
@MexicanCow123
@wcats
@Scurvy
@JCarson
@Crstats23
@VattghernCZ
@Agito
@a_Ferk
@vincentlg2007
@jacobcarson877
@AJW
@Spartan
@Ahma
@tinafrombobsburgers
@BOOM
@hedgehog337
@Emperor_Fun
@MrMom
@Spaz
@Lemorse7
@kirbithan
@Thunder
@Girts
@badcolethetitan
@PhoebeIsQueen
@thadthrasher
@Yahtzee
@GoodLeftUndone
@RileyL
@comrade cat
@MetalToday
@Tetricide
@der meister
 
1 TPE
@aimkin
@Hogan
@TheNeonShaman
@Jason kranz
@Moon
@Berocka
@N0HBDY
@JB123
@Greg_Di
@chikn
@Subject056
@Bobcat
@Rhynex Entertainment
@Josh
@fonziGG
@qripll
@Gaming Ringleader
@pugsood
@TacocaT9
@Mongoose87
@D3X
@Jayhawk
@CowboyinAmerica
@STZ
@Blazzer
@frescoelmo
@Doomsday
@JCV
@MubbleFubbles
@Novanod
@McLean Hoover
@UnkemptCL4PTP
@animal74
@v.2
@Webberj

Was a rough week for everyone's guesses. No one got above 4 correct. Yikes. A lower amount this week.
 
3 TPE
@ctots
@Arce
@Baby Boomer
@sadie
@Gaikoku-hito
@Frank
@GioSivo
@Bojovnik
@JardyB10
@Otaznik
@Beketov
@Alex
@youloser1337
@Gustav
@Garsh
@Daniel Janser
@OrbitingDeath
@scoop
 
2 TPE
@MexicanCow123
@wcats
@Scurvy
@JCarson
@Crstats23
@VattghernCZ
@Agito
@a_Ferk
@vincentlg2007
@jacobcarson877
@AJW
@Spartan
@Ahma
@tinafrombobsburgers
@BOOM
@hedgehog337
@Emperor_Fun
@MrMom
@Spaz
@Lemorse7
@kirbithan
@Thunder
@Girts
@badcolethetitan
@PhoebeIsQueen
@thadthrasher
@Yahtzee
@GoodLeftUndone
@RileyL
@comrade cat
@MetalToday
@Tetricide
@der meister
 
1 TPE
@aimkin
@Hogan
@TheNeonShaman
@Jason kranz
@Moon
@Berocka
@N0HBDY
@JB123
@Greg_Di
@chikn
@Subject056
@Bobcat
@Rhynex Entertainment
@Josh
@fonziGG
@qripll
@Gaming Ringleader
@pugsood
@TacocaT9
@Mongoose87
@D3X
@Jayhawk
@CowboyinAmerica
@STZ
@Blazzer
@frescoelmo
@Doomsday
@JCV
@MubbleFubbles
@Novanod
@McLean Hoover
@UnkemptCL4PTP
@animal74
@v.2
@Webberj

Was a rough week for everyone's guesses. No one got above 4 correct. Yikes. A lower amount this week.
 
3 TPE
@ctots
@Arce
@Baby Boomer
@sadie
@Gaikoku-hito
@Frank
@GioSivo
@Bojovnik
@JardyB10
@Otaznik
@Beketov
@Alex
@youloser1337
@Gustav
@Garsh
@Daniel Janser
@OrbitingDeath
@scoop
 
2 TPE
@MexicanCow123
@wcats
@Scurvy
@JCarson
@Crstats23
@VattghernCZ
@Agito
@a_Ferk
@vincentlg2007
@jacobcarson877
@AJW
@Spartan
@Ahma
@tinafrombobsburgers
@BOOM
@hedgehog337
@Emperor_Fun
@MrMom
@Spaz
@Lemorse7
@kirbithan
@Thunder
@Girts
@badcolethetitan
@PhoebeIsQueen
@thadthrasher
@Yahtzee
@GoodLeftUndone
@RileyL
@comrade cat
@MetalToday
@Tetricide
@der meister
 
1 TPE
@aimkin
@Hogan
@TheNeonShaman
@Jason kranz
@Moon
@Berocka
@N0HBDY
@JB123
@Greg_Di
@chikn
@Subject056
@Bobcat
@Rhynex Entertainment
@Josh
@fonziGG
@qripll
@Gaming Ringleader
@pugsood
@TacocaT9
@Mongoose87
@D3X
@Jayhawk
@CowboyinAmerica
@STZ
@Blazzer
@frescoelmo
@Doomsday
@JCV
@MubbleFubbles
@Novanod
@McLean Hoover
@UnkemptCL4PTP
@animal74
@v.2
@Webberj

Hope you're doing better, buddy. Thanks for taking care of this.

Take your time @youloser1337! You’re a gem for always putting these out, a true winner in my book.

Week 2 payout comes out tomorrow (when I'm not a depressed mess).
 
 
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It closes on Sunday morning when I wake up.
 
 

Let's do this.
 
 
 
Responses
 
Form closes on Friday at 6pm EST or when VHL sims occur. Whichever comes first.
 
 

Well it’s that time once again for me to compare players on my team to their NHL counterparts. Let’s get started 
 
Forwards

Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems C Tage Thompson
 
LA’s Captain is huge for the Stars on and off the ice , seemingly always getting better and amazing the team with his skill and work ethic Sirdsvaldis has been the energizer bunny for this team the last few seasons , and appears to be well on his way to having another successful and productive season this year in LA 
 
Vinny Detroit LW Matthew Tkachuk 
 
LA’s newest addition plays a very physical game and also puts up the points while he might not be the same size as Tkachuk Vinny plays a similar type of game never one afraid to shy away from the physical aspect of the game . Vinny will be a huge player this year for the Stars . On another note Vinny is also
Chasing a milestone for most career hits in the VHL . LA is lucky to have one of the greatest power forwards in VHL history on their team this year !
 
Todd Cooke C Dylan Cozens
 
Cooke is a promising Young forward trying to find his way and contribute to the success of LA . Cooke while not having the start he’s wanted is still very promising and is still looking to have a productive season for the Stars this year .

DB lll C Tyler Seguin
 
A veteran of the VHL and the Stars DB provides offence and works hard every single shift . DB has been exactly the type of player you want to play with as well as the type of player that makes GM’s salivate at the lips for . He plays whatever role you need him to and seemingly never makes a bad play . DB will be another important cog in the LA offensive system this year . 
 
Jason Argos RW Zach Hyman 
 
Jason argos has in recent years been more of a dependable depth option for the Stars but he looks poised to have a breakout season this year they gritty hard nosed forward never takes a shift off and doesn’t shy away from the dirty areas to make a play. This player is hoping his emergence will help propel the Stars into the playoffs this season .
 
Sunglasses Joyo C Matty Beniers
 
Joyo is a young exciting rookie bringing championship pedigree and youthful enthusiasm to the Stars. Joyo is known for wearing his sunglasses everywhere even on the ice during games , legend has it that without the sunglasses Joyo wouldn’t know how to play hockey . Personally I think Joyo has a very good chance to compete for rookie of the year this year !
 
Now that the forwards are done let’s move to the defenders 
 
Callum Murray , Rasmus Dahlin
 
this towering defender is having one heck of a season early on posting multi multiple point games so far , he’s also very solid in his own end and makes one of the best first passes on the breakout I have ever seen . Murray is starting to come into his own as an elite defenceman in the VHL and he will only get better as time goes on.
 
Scoish Velociraptor Maliosh , Cale Makar 
 
Maliosh is having an excellent season so far and like Murray he’s really coming into his own as a two way defenceman in the league. Maliosh is quick on his feet and very good in both zones . And will only keep getting better as time goes on .
 
both defenders mentioned above I see competing for top defenceman awards for many seasons to come . No let’s get to the goalies
 
Alex Minion Carter Hart
 
Minion brings a lot of raw talent to the Stars after a season in the VHLE where he backstopped the storm to a renaissance cup . Minion is positionally sound and is a bright young goaltender that will give LA a lot of good years in the crease !!

Art Vandelay juuse saros
 
Vandelay might lack the size of you typical starting netminder but for what he lacks in size he makes up for in talent and heart . This season Vandelay is establishing himself as one of the premier goalies in the VHL . He is elite and there are no real flaws anywhere in his game . LA struck gold when the drafted Art .
 
there you have it folks that’s who I think are good comparisons to the LA Stars and their NHL counterparts.

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