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We are back! Let’s finish this time

Should claim it as a media spot tbh

I’m just messing with you I don’t really care. If Beaviss were silly enough to leave me unprotected I would draft myself too

TAMPERING that’s a bannin FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY rigged fisted anally by a circus monkey

@boubabi you have anything you would like to say?

Just curious, how is @Da Trifecta doing in these rankings?

But there’s no e in Gritty, but there is an I!

Pretty sure Van has the better head to head record over TOR. And we really turned it around 2nd half of season cause whole team is really active and we all put some extra tpe into passing

Devise has us right where he wants us with the 3-1 curse

Nice win bots

rigged!

with STHS logic game 3 will be a goaltenders duel with a 1-0 victory

just realized lots of fun stuff happened this game we were down 4-1 at the end of the 1st, came back and won 5-4 @jRuutu got the hat trick like a boss @gritty actually got a point for once

you're pretty

Rigged

I’m interested

Fun throwback story time. Many moons ago, the VHL.com articles were actually called XM Radio articles. For some reason the name of these articles got changed half way through the league's existence to VHL.com (I still prefer XM radio). Anyways, I am a stubborn twat, and used to always post my VHL.com articles in the VHL Radio section as protest against this injustice, and claim my tpe from them like normal. Check out this great vhl.com article for some of my great work that is similar to @DilIsPickle quality. Anyways, @Victor eventually had enough of my shenanigans, and banned me for 12 hours. Ironically enough, Victor broke the rules with his ban post, as his VHL.com article did not reach anywhere close to 150 words. Thankfully, @flyersfan1453 was kind enough to save me from this abuse of power and unban me. Low-key I think Vicky did this as a power move to get more ASG votes, a lesson @boubabi should have learned for his award voting.

@Devise will probably have Jeffrey Epstein's guards be the only witnesses to his live stream

Let's see if the simmer's team wins the cup for the 4th season in a row

Gritty with 0 points the entire series but I don’t care because we once again have slayed @DilIsPickle

Devise extending this series to give himself more time to plan his riggery

52 shots lol

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