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congrats town, neutrals please actually kill town next time and not coven

New Press Conference Questions: 1) Do you have any playoff rituals to help us win our first series? Maybe a voodoo doll for the other team? 2) How far do you realistically think we can get in the playoffs? 3) How many seasons do you think our window of contention will be? 4) Thoughts on the snowflakes dripping on your screen on VHL? It is trippy to me 5) The NHL has announced it's return, who is your favorite team and why will they win the cup? 6) Do you think Gorlab is handsome?

In case you haven't heard, the very new London expansion team has made the playoffs! This will be a great experience for a lot of our guys, especially Malone who is a rookie goaltender. I feel kind of bad being lazy and not updating during the regular season, but at the end of the day we still made playoffs, and all we have to do is win from here. I will be doing my giant 2 month update tonight (sorry updaters), because I want to make sure we are ready to rock and win the championship this season. Hopefully with this big chunk of tpe plus what I will earn in offseason, Malone can be a quality goalie for London starting next season. I know I won't have the most tpe in my draft class or anything, but I hope I am proving with Gritty and Malone that you can at least rely on my players to stick around. Call them low floor medium ceiling players if you will. I love Victor

lol davos

Fun VHL Memories I am going to list a bunch of my Favorite VHL Memories in Bullet Form - I hope this counts for a media spot but our standards have been so low on these lately it should be no problem. My grammar structure is at least impeccable. The time Bushito and Robbie legitimately challenged each other to a fight in some thread, and were trying to arrange a time and place to meet up in real life. I think it was Devise who wisely shut down that thread and told them to stop acting like the VHL was 4chan When I ran the great Squidward Prank this past April Fools day, changing everyone's discord nickname to Squidward. This prank become 10x better because Tfong in giving me this role unknowingly provided me with abilities to ban and mute people in the general chat server. I used these abilities much to the glee of Doomsday, as I spent my time wisely banning and muting Dil and Nyko. This eventually led to Dil calling Beaviss's work in real life (no idea why he knew where he worked), and Beaviss coming out of work to angrily ban me for a week. This was probably the most I have ever irked Beaviss I would like to take credit for the reason the awards committee was put in place. Awards were originally voted upon by VHL GMs, and me being a great GM who was loyal to my team, I would always vote for my player if they were on the ballot. This led to me being falsely accused of bias, and led to the BoG voting on awards. I continued to be biased in the BoG award voting, and got kicked out of the BoG. Though truth be told, I was becoming much less active at that time anyway, so I probably would have left around that time. When I first joined the VHL, Victor looked up me and Flyersfan on Facebook to make sure we were actually brothers and Flyersfan wasn't making a multi. This was only a short while after the reign of Anderson's multis, so it is understandable why Victor had a suspicious mind. The joke is on Victor though, as me and Flyersfan are actually the same person and we created a 2nd Facebook account and have run it all these years just so we can trick Victor. I met with Victor in London a few years ago which was awesome, and the only time I have ever met with a member of VHL in real life besides Flyersfan. We met at the Wellington Pub which was only like a minute walk from my flat, while Victor had to take an hour tube ride to reach me, what a sucker. I then met Victor's real life friend whilst we were drinking and watching soccer at the pub, and convinced him that me and Victor originally met in school in Vancouver. Wow I should have been a spy my lying is off the charts. That time @flyersfan1453 wrote my hall of fame article - oh wait nevermind that still hasn't happened yet one year later. http://i.imgur.com/EtOMfHG.png

In case you didn't know, @STZ won the ____fan036 for a month auction, and gave me a choice of 3 different equally gross looking usernames to chose from. I decided to chose WentzKneefan036 because of an inside joke a few years ago. In 2017 during the Eagles glorious super bowl run, STZ was gloating about Wentz tearing his ACL, and I was rather put off by someone celebrating another players injury. It has since become a meme, and STZ has decided to celebrate this meme by having me become a worshipper of Wentz's knee. It could not come at a more funny time, as Wentz played horrible all year and has now been benched for the way better Jalen Hurts. I am just glad someone thought this was worth $35, and glad we could raise this money for charity to feed the hungry. Good job VHL. I only need a few more words so Victor - you are tall

1) Malone obviously 2) The entire defensive core makes things easy for Malone. I know it's easy to automatically go GOALIE IS GUD, but it's a team effort 3) Yes, I am satisfied we are looking to make the playoffs! 4) Whoever @boubabi's player is 5) I enjoy it for a few weeks starting in December, but anyone who starts playing it immediately after Halloween is a fool 6) Just a small family gathering, nothing big unfortunately due to corona

Also might I suggest that tonight the lookout goes on Mike to confirm who doctor is, Flex jails someone at random so coven can't control him to kill someone, and flex stays safe with bg on him

you have a seance anyway so you aren't as important now

Honestly I don't even mind being hung. Sometimes in ranked they hang vigi claims on purpose just to make sure they can't be controlled. Town is still in good hands

Wow, really great job with the exe play. Probably too late to change votes here unfortunately. We never vetted the medium by asking a question specific to barzal or caboose? Also, I am 99% sure that Caboose was not the crusader since barzal never got a message saying he was also killed by a crusader. If a crusader does exist, we should pick someone for them to go on tonight to make sure no other townies are killed. My suggestion with the current protective arrangement would be doomsday

I already asked @GustavMattias to confirm this, which is why I put that out there. If in a hypothetical scenario a crusader and investigator were to visit the medusa, they would both indeed be stoned. However, the investigator would receive a message saying they were killed be the crusader as well

@JeffD If @Caboose30 was truly crusader and was on me, then @BarzalGoat should have received a message saying he was attacked by the crusader as well as being stoned by the medusa. Why did you not relay this info to us?

do we have any spies to confirm that coven actually visited caboose?

Ok fine I am vigilante..... which is why I didn't want to share my role anyways Now even if I live I should be jailed or roleblocked

anyways, my whole point is not to completely throw suspicion off me. It's just pretty easy to prove if I am medusa or not by jailing or roleblocking me and seeing if medusa still gets any kills, rather than give the executioner a free win on my favorite executioner strategy. Honestly really well played by Jeff

or jeffd is the executioner and we are going to take out an important town member

oh nm caboose is claiming he was controlled into medusa, not barzal. Either way the fact that there were no neutral killing deaths makes me question the crusader claim

If you guys think I am medusa then jail me tonight or roleblock me tonight and if there are no medusa deaths that should prove it. This is either an executioner play or coven trying to take me out early. I would rather not reveal my role at the moment but I will if I have to

I don't like @JeffD's argument here. Barzal is claiming he was controlled into me, which would mean that Caboose voluntarily went on me as the crusader even though OMG called for the crusader claim? Someone is lying here because it is most likely that caboose was probably a neutral who visited the medusa

that doesn't stop him from jailing, it only stops him from executing if he decides to

Flex who did you jail?

Any Spies? Was anyone transported, roleblocked, good to know, we should get town investigative to look at unkempt and osens We will never know for sure if caboose was evil or not

Someone voting against my boy osens!?!? VOTE RICER