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This is so weird and I love it

The Helstinky Drapers have just finished up their series against the Express, and look to take on the glorious Riga Reign. Here are a few key things to look at for the playoff series: How many penalty minutes will Don Draper have? As everyone in the VHL knows, Draper frequently visits the penalty box. So far during the playoffs, Draper has amassed a whopping 4 penalty minutes. If you were to divide 4 by 0.001, you would get a whopping 4,000 penalty minutes! This clearly proves Draper has tons of penalty minutes Is Draper a cheater? Draper leads everyone in the playoff with a 30% shooting percentage. It is rumored that Draper gets a Helstinky fan to throw a tomato at the opposing team's goalie before each of his shots in order to distract the goalie so he scores. This is the only way his scoring could be so high, and vhl experts predict Draper will have a shooting percentage of -999% when he goes up against the legendary goalie Mike Longlastname. Is Helsinki even good at Rigging? With 3 of the league's commissioners on helstinky, you'd think they would be good at rigging. However, in the latest draft lottery Helstinky was so bad at rigging that they earned themselves the worst pick of the lottery. It's clear that overlord surpreme commander and Riga Reign GM Jim Gow is the best rigger of them all.

congrats helstinky it should be a good series

Welcome to the league! You can most likely find a spot with any position, but if you like feeling really wanted defense is in the most demand I want a pony for Christmas

congrats sasky it should be a great series coming up

time for jardy to put on the comeback setting

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This sucks to see you go. I'll miss chatting you, hopefully I can sometime :3 Good luck with life!

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My brother can't even clean his room how can he be commish

that's a really nice pic. Can't use it yet though thanks beb

close one

yukon 75 gud

yukon 2 gud

Congrats I think u picked two excellent candidates

So a while ago in the locker room, I said whoever likes my next post first would get a reward! Well, Lere liked the post first so he gets the reward of having an xm radio written all about him. Lere's player, Ken Anderson, could potentially be a first round pick in the upcoming draft as Anderson and Patrick Demko are the clear cut top two defensemen for the next draft (I'm proud to shamelessly brag that both of them are on yukon 2 gud). Anderson has been superb for Yukon this season, as he has surpassed whatever you would expect from a waiver wire pickup. He is the ultimate team player, as he puts a lot of points into defense while he also nets a lot of assists. He's also a fun guy to chat with. Unfortunately, lere will be leaving yukon after this season as he was only claimed on waivers. But who knows, maybe we meet again on the same team in the future. Lere 2 gud Also Smarch.....

that's just a silly placeholder I put in when I created it months ago

haha i forgot to put that in thanks bebs