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In the meantime... VOTE DEVISE

Ok, I am the medium. Because I was not very active yesterday, I didn’t figure out anything, and I’m not very active on Discord, so I won’t be able to tell you bigAls role until tonight. I’m a pretty bad medium overall lol

1. Tater Tot for sure, we both came up in Minnesota and here we are. 2. I don’t really like that Chicago team, so I’ll say them. 3. Me playing country music lol 4. I got my fighting up to 70, which made a huge difference. 5. More scoring would be helpful lol 6. Pasta, I’m fucking addicted. 7. I’d do McDonalds, because they have grat French fries. Not really sure about the gear, though. 8. Nope! Y’all just choose wisely.

I will be at band all day, but not tmrw, so I won’t be doing much today lol

Welcome to the league @DFlynn24!

I want any all Even if it means that I’ll die N1 for the 3rd time in a row

@Disqualified lol Dead last, baby! So proud

I’m in

Henry Tucker netted his first goal in Game 10. After that, it took him 42 more games to score again. Yes sir, in his 52nd career game, Tucker finally broke his streak of 0 goals with a banger in the 3rd period of Vanny’s 5-4 loss to Los Angeles. His 55th game featured his 3rd goal in a 5-2 loss to defending champs Chicago, he also added 2 PIM to his total. Right now, Tucker has 3 goals, 4 assists, 7 points, -10 +/-, 50 shots, 23 penalty minutes, 25 hits, and 7 shots blocked. He got his Defense up to 80, and he’ll have to ask GM @fonziGG over Discord for what to do next. Tucker, who will only have 10/12 TPE this week because he’s incompetent as fuck at graphics, has the 2nd most TPE (415) of any S76 Wolves draftee except for Jivere Zolnek and @Sixersfan594. I haven’t been doing much here because life has been odd, I have an EFL team to manage, and I’ve been chatting on Discord too much. But don’t worry, I have the same issues in the SBA lol. And now, an inspiring quote to end this article... ”Henry Tucker is one of the best players on the Wolves and he’s been instrumental to their success”- Said no one ever 217 words

1. Death. Drives me paranoid. 2. MLB. I’d be the team’s pinch runner lol 3. Role-playing tbh, 4. Tucker is absolutely horrible playing for Vanny. 1 goal, 4-5 assists in ≈50 games. Yikes. 5. Fall 6. Beach house every day. 7. Pretty obvious, but I’ve never told anyone this: I haven’t died, as far as I know.

No games for Vanny

I’d like to apply for, approximately the 6th time

Well, Henry Tucker, our wonderful protagonist trash hockey player, played many, many, many games this week, and he’s been amazing ineffective at best, recording 1 assist. However, he did get into a fight (well, really, that idiot Venus Thigtrap started it), got a draw, and got Thigtrap ejected. That was about it, though, as Vanny sucked, and it might be because GM @fonziGG isn’t giving Tucker enough playing time giving Tucker too much playing time. Our Rookie of the Year candidate poor kid has played 42 whole games, and has just 1 goal and 3 assists, missing 31 of his 32 shots, only gathering 21 PIM and 19 hits. If you want the defintion of amazing inexplicably bad, look no further. In other news, the real life me is quarantined through Friday, but Imma have a chance to do some presenting on the EFL. Max earning is becoming the norm, even if I don’t write my VHL.com article until Sunday lol. I have had more time to chat on Discord in quarantine, which is nice, at least for me (not sure what everyone else thinks, and I’d rather not know), and I’ve been watching way too much ESPN+ (currently watching Sacred Heart beat Duquense in the NEC football championship game). Now, bye. 212 words

1. 3rd place 2. 106:1 3. The games that y’all have won. 4. Updater is the best I can do lol 5. Eventually, yeah 6. A steak sandwich is unhealthy af but real good 7. Idk any of the Power Rangers

Next time, buy a gently used truck, find some mud, and strategically arrange it to look like you’ve been off-roading. Lol

Game 224, which featured us winning, our guy’s ass getting kicked in a fight, and one of their players getting ejected for abusing the officials was something I haven’t seen. Also glad that Tucker got an assist

“Oof”- Henry Tucker, when asked about his recent performance. Henry Tucker is playing like, well, a rookie. After 26 games, the right winger has 1 goal and 1 assist on 23 shots as he plays in the 4th line. His 40 DI isnt making headlines, with only 14 PIM, and 16 HIT and 4 SB. His plus/minus of -7 isnt great either. GM @fonziGG has been doing fine, we’re in the playoff picture, and it appears that a reason this is so is because Tucker doesn’t get much ice time. Anyways, the prospects are coming along nicely, except for one guy who can count like hell on the Discord but hasn’t logged in to the VHL since Friday. Idk what happened there, but OK, whatever, I guess. Miami & Minnesota aren’t doing horrible, though @Rayzor_7’s Storm are 1 point out of the playoffs, which may be some sort of divine payback for him transferring Funk Jr. out of HCP on the EFL, but most likely not, while @InstantRockstar is making me wish that I was still there, so I could actually win a Founder’s Cup instead of sit on the bench 95% of the time, like Tucker did in 74. But ay, not everyone wins in the VHLM. Since I need this 2 TPE, I’ll talk some more. Tucker currently ranks 13th among the VHL Class of S76 in TPE, despite being drafted 26th. #FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY is my take on it. I will say, though, that I’m not exactly on a HOF trajectory, given my long history of underperforming and being overpenalized. Now, as my mom would say when hanging up on the phone, “Ok, bye.” 265 words

I disagree! Here’s some positive things about Pittsburgh. 1. It’s in Pennsylvania (or maybe Massachusetts, not sure) 2. It was named after Pitt University and Iceburghs, which float in the sea and make ships sink. 3. Their baseball team sucks. 4. All this means that you should fuck Pittsburgh.

1. It’s treated me like a guy in the first week of his rookie season (maybe that’s the career stage Tucker’s at? Hm, might be on to something). 2. With SC at 99, thanks to a First-Gen reroll, I am relatively disappointed that I cannot make shots (only relatively?) 3. We can make the playoffs ez 4. Jivere Zolnek and Tater Tot have really been stepping up their game this year. 5. VHLM Miami 6. Tater Tot. The Minnesota connections are too strong (though I will say that I spend way too much time talking to fonzi, supposedly about build advice, but mostly about life) 7. Scoring, because you can’t score without scoring. 8. Country music, which is why no one gives me the AUX now lol

Now I know how to be a vet, and that SK is not my role

qak

Next time, don’t go on alert N1! Lol

Well, in Season 75, Henry Tucker was drafted 26th overall by the Wolves. Who made those selections? @Beaviss & @Spence King. Flash forward 1 season, and Spence is AGMing San Diego, while Beav has resigned. So, now who’s the GM and AGM? @fonziGG and @Sixersfan594. So in just one season, no one who drafted Tucker is still around. Crazy, right? I still got the contract that they signed me to, though. However, I used all of it on a First Gen Reroll, so now I’m a much more effective player, and I have 70 in Fighting, so that’s good. I’d like to give a special shout-out to fonzi for not responding in enough time, so I could put down 70 for Fighting. But at least he woke up quickly enough to get my scoring to 98. Speaking of scoring, in yesterday’s game against DC, something very special happened. Here’s Vancouver’s commentator, Play BiPlay. “Ladrian skated up the ice, dumps it off to Adrienne, Adrienne finds Tucker streaking down the ice, wide-open! Tucker has a 1-on-1!!! Tucker shoots, Tucker scores! Goooooooalllllllll!!!! Henry Tucker’s first career goal in a Vancouver Wolves uniform as Vanny ties it up, 3-3!} For the record, when I say “streaking down the ice”, I do not mean that Henry was skating on the rink without clothes on. Then, in the 2nd period, Tucker got another first. ”Adrienne’s behind the net. Quick pass to Tucker. Tucker Skates, and slides one through the defense to Su! Su jukes one defender, runs over another, fired a backhand and it!s goooood! Gooooooalllllll!!! Andrew Su with his 10th goal of the season and Henry Tucker has his first ever assist! And the Wolves take a commanding 6-3 lead!” How inspiring. That’s it for today, bye. 293 words Claiming week ending 3-28

Let’s gooooooo, first goal & assist baby!