NSG

Well, since my vote is 3 votes, we will apply pressure on him. VOTE JERICHO (for some reason I can’t find the red font today)

Oh! Well, Imma get killed before I can vote lmao

Then what can I do? Just mayor over the whole thing? Im pretty sure mayor has no real powers of any sort, but I’m clueless on the most part

I’m the mayor. Totally useless

Ha, true.

This would be interesting, I’d sign up. Theoretically, you could carry over the portal and just change it to different skills. Rather than puck handling and scoring, there would be racing attributes. However, the teams system is totally different. Hendricks Motorsports doesn’t draft racers, they sign them. No drafting whatsoever in NASCAR, so it would be heavy on contract offers and free agency and low on drafting from GMs. You’d also have to rearrange the points system (teams and drivers both have chances to be series winners), contracts could be really weird, since there are no salary caps. And regression. Some people win at 49 and others peter out at 29. Lots has to be done Ultimately, I’m saying that NASCAR is not hockey.

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Well, a season draws to its end, and so does Henry Tucker’s VHLM career. A breakout year this year, helped by shooting up to 15th in TPE for S76 VHL drafted players (he was drafted 26th), has punched his ticket to the majors by reaching 250 TPE and then some, as he is currently about to be at 286 TPE. He has big plans for the 36 TPE, as he’s gonna improve his DI from 43 to 70. He currently has 99 PIM, one of the top totals for 250 TPE players in the league. Also, his max earning spree has propelled him to #4 in Minnesota’s draft class, and he’s the #1 prospect. He is still encouraging @Trunkxolotl to earn, as he just needs 21 more TPE to be eligible for playing in the majors next season. Tucker had this to say about Tater Tot. ”He’s real solid back there in Minnesota, we wouldn’t be in first place if we didn’t have him. That 2.88 GAA is just real solid, and as a team, we couldn’t ask for more. In Vanny, he’s just been rockin’ the TPE, to think that he’s gonna be the goalie of the future is just super exciting. I cannot wait to see how he does up there, Y’know, and he’s been a hell of a 42nd pick, if I’m honest.” 226 words

FYI @Hank, here are the teams currently slated to make the playoffs. Houston Mexico City Yukon Minnesota Miami Ottowa Philadelphia is 3 points behind Ottawa, so they are also very much in the running for the playoffs, so if you want extra experience playing, these are some damn good destinations.

Well, my 3rd game that isn’t classic ToS coming up. im in.

Well, OK, very nice 3-0 sim. @Telkster, congrats on reaching 50 goals! That’s a helluva achievement.

That was a good debut for me, though I didn’t last long, that’s for sure

Well, Henry Tucker has got himself all the way up to 250 TPE! In one season! And then some as well, he currently has 270 TPE (272 after this article), and has been having a career season. His good friend, @Trunkxolotl and his goalie Tater Tot, teammates on Minnesota and Vancouver, have been pushing hard to get the goalie to 250 as well, so they can debut together. The two have come to the attention of the front office as the top prospects of the future, as Tucker is the #1 prospect (though 2 are currently in the pros), which isn’t bad for being the 5th choice for Vanny and 26th overall. Meanwhile, Tater Tot is the shoo-in for backup goalie next year, with the starter retiring. If he can keep up the earning, he has a chance of surpassing Markus Emerson Jr. at some point in his career. Anyways, back to Tucker, he got 1st star recently for a 4-point outburst, and has 16 goals and 38 assists thru 48 games, good for 54 points. His plus/minus stands at +13, and he has attempted 154 shots (10.4% accuracy), with 146 hits, 3 shots blocked, and 6 power play goals. He seems to love the penalty box, as he has spent 83 minutes lounging there so far this season. It’s quite plainly incredible. 223 words

Welcome to the dead club, @Ricer13

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Ok, we’ve got our votes. We’ve got 8 minutes till night. What happened to Eagles and OMG?

We may wanna try to lynch him tomorrow, barring any shocking evidence that makes us think otherwise, or if something leads us straight to someone, like with Eagles

Al and Blazzer have posted. I believe in them. Everyone else seems sus

Fine, fine, the pressure is too much. Even if OMG is gonna kill me, it’ll be his reward for... A. Not getting too pissed for drafting Cinnamon Block while in the same fantasy zone with him. B. Confirming my role as mailman. UNVOTE EAGLES VOTE OMG

Right now my goal is surviving. We are bound to be wrong, but I have no solid proof either way so Imma vote for the obvious.

I’m not gonna risk being killed for voting in OMG. UNVOTE OMG VOTE EAGLES

All right, I’m getting swayed against OMG...

Right, I’m stupid lmao

? Idk. Let’s save him for the moment, if he’s actually the Jester it’ll become obvious.