NSG

Smh @Ricer13 I got another 1-assist game against you. Karma seems to be hitting hard. But 3 points in 2 games ain’t bad for a guy whose SC and PA are conflicted

Not doing as bad as I thought, close 2nd place is OK. Thanks to @Ricer13 and @omgitshim for making their players, Kris Rice and Cinnamon Block, useful for me

Jesus Christ. Minnesota went off, and Tucker did too! The stats for Tucker GM: 3 AST: 6 HIT: 5 FO: 2/2 Lots of questions. 1. How was this guy selected 73rd in the VHLM draft a year ago and be passed up by his old team? 2. How’d he fall to 26th in the VHL Draft despite being the 20th highest TPE guy? And as an active? 3. How is he 2nd line in Minnesota? 4. How the fuck did he get 3 assists in one game, with 4 hits, and not get any Star (1st, 2nd, 3rd Star)? FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY.

Henry Tucker, who I represent, is a happy right winger, playing 2nd line for the Minnesota Storm, trying to work his way up to the Vancouver Wolves by next season. After scoring 1 point in 31 games across the reg. season and playoffs for Miami in S74 (with 9 shots, 22 PIM, 22 HIT, and 16 +/-), he was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY and selected 73rd by Minnesota, where, last year, he scored 43 points (12 G, 31 A) in all 72 games, recording 72 PIM, 200 HIT, 15 SB, 1 GW, 5 PPG, -30 +/-, and 144 shots (8.3% shot accuracy), led him to being a heckuva pick by Vancouver at 26th, FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY again. Naturally, he is shining brighter, with 17 points (7 G, 10 A) in 18 games on 56 SHT (12.5% accuracy), with a -1 +/-, 18 PIM, 48 HIT, and 2 PPG. Now, for his highlight game. Playing against the San Diego Marlins (with whom his agent is trying to get an AGM job with), Tucker made sure his presence was felt immediately, dishing to Joseph Sharkton, who then made a beautiful pass to Maksym Jankowski, who put Minnesota on the board just 56 seconds into the game. That was Tucker’s first asssist. Less than 6 minutes later, Tucker got another assist, this time passing to Calvin Hobbes, who found Brussels Sprout for another goal. Then with just 7 seconds left in the first period, Tucker got a pass from Steve Inactivo and slammed it home. He didn’t score again, but did get 2 hits and a penalty for roughing. He was also rewarded with 1st Star honors for the first time in his career. 286 words

4th try’s a charm. Lmao. Throwing my name in the hat again.

I’d personally like to give this a shot. I’m no Ricer, but I am active, for sure, and this is what I’d like to be until I can GM. Anyways, I’m throwing my name in the ever-growing hat.

1. Me! I have some solid TPE, surely some of it goes into “Dancing”? 2. Gummy bears! Great way to stay in shape. 3. Wow, we are good. With all those draft picks next year (15), we’ll be amazing. 4. Get better if you put me (highest TPE) on the 1st line. 5. Who are our captains? Must not be me, I wanna send my congrats to them. 6. The team that drafted me, Vancouver.

Yeah, clearly @Mr_Hatter and I have the same issue. Fucking YouTubers.

Is that the 3rd time we’ve have guys go over the limit?

G-Stone Wolski D- General Zod @omgitshim

Tucker is gonna get 10 TPE!!!

Eh, going off topic is A-OK.

Oho, turns out I’m drafting a co-ed team after all...

Also wanted Mr. Cinnamon to have a home too.

Oh God, I didn’t know that! Well, some fantasy draft debut I’ve had lmao.

Yo, I was gonna let him take Rice, but he didn’t. Thought it’d be nice to make Kris feel wanted after being rejected by his own agent. Poor kid

D- Cinnamon Block F- Kris Rice @omgitshim

No Kris Rice?

Okay. Makes me feel better My first player only just got drafted, so for sure am an amateur but whatevs. I can make pressers just fine.

That a joke or an insult?

A lot better than missing the cut. I know, deep thoughts

F- Benny Graves F- Valtteri Vaakanainen (Took me forever to spell that one) @omgitshim

Recently found out I made the team. Not a surprise tho. Alabama is a football state, not a soccer state lol.

Imma try for the 3rd time to become an aGM

Thanks for asking! I have played every position at some point, and I’m actually a good goalie but I play defense, primarily center D but also a fair amount of time on the outside.