Ron Gorgonzola

Sounds great! #jointhebrigade

Player Information Username: Ron Gorgonzola Player Name: Big Daddy Recruited From: Returning Age: 19 Position: D Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM

1. Fight all their stars and break their noses so they can’t play 2. In a city like Houston and a state like Texas hockey will just simply have to live with being a third wheel, as it does in many other places. Hopefully that changes one day but I don’t see it in the near future sadly. 3. I would love to do some writing after I retire, I’ve always wanted to be a journalist. 4. More, I think there should be mandatory boxing training every other day and “Body Checking 101” on off days. 5. I don’t have one in mind but it was kinda like Radio Gudas or Dion Phaneuf when I made him but then it shifted more to Rob Blake, Drew Doughty, your generic star 2-way d-man that’s good at throwing the body, but now my goal is to be the next Bobby Orr. Bad at nothing, master of literally everything. Fighting, hitting, passing, goal scoring, leadership, defense, etc. nothing he couldn’t do 6. Chimpanzee. Hyper as fuck, weirdly aggressive, will fling shit at you for slightest inconvenience.

1. I have severely overperformed in every aspect, and I’m loving it. Happy to be the enforcer I was, with a ppg pace! 2. Biggie Cheese is a great D-Man who I’m very happy to be playing with in his rookie season. Seriously, 3rd in scoring as a defenseman? 2ppg? Sounds like a W pickup 3. Again, Biggie’s made a great 1st impression with his cheese scented cologne. Speaking of cheese, might have to pick up a Gorgonzola scented cologne myself! 4. 5 point game, 10-4 win. Best game I’ve ever been a part of. 5. Couldn’t have chosen someone better than God for the C. Great man and role model 6. Snickerdoodle, chocolate chip, peanut butter chip, double chocolate, Christmas

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Tuff loss game 2 though, damn

Holy shit 5 points and 9 hits game 1. 10-4 WIN FOR THE BULLS WOOOOOOO

1. Very much so, hoping to set career highs in everything. 2. Biggie cheese is lookin like an absolute stud, hyped to play with him 3. Shotgunning a cold one with the boys 4. I hate this question. Like, technically yeah but it’s so weird and also not really and it makes my brain not happy 5. Golf, tennis, boxing, baseball. anything that involves swinging something would be good. If I had to choose one though it would be Baseball. 6. Flies. They couldn’t finish a sentence before they evaporate and die.

1. Just plan to play here as long as possible! 2. Big hits, blocked shots and beautiful stops 3. A few seasons ago it was a mix of Dion Phaneuf and Ryan Suter, but recently I’ve been working more on passing and hope to be more of an Adam Fox and Drew Doughty. 4. Love the Sharks and Flyers, can’t stand the Penguins and Ducks. Caps, Kings and rangers are chill though 5. Student, been sick for a couple days. I think it’s just a cold and I am vaccinated but got COVID tested today. 6. Life’s been busy with moving cross country, new school, visits from family and whatnot so I haven’t been super active lately but I’m hoping I can step it up.

GAAWWWD DAMN BACK TO BACK 2 POINT GAMES AND A GOAL AGAINST MY FORMER TEAM STARTING THE SEASON OFF RIGHT

1. Farewell Matty, I loved you like a brother. I’m happy we could get a return of two players and two picks. Super happy to see an offensive defenseman as good as Julia Waffles. They’re no Ranogajec or anything but they’re still gonna be able to put up a ppg. And a center man as quick and smart as Armani is hard to find. 2. Hoping wen end up top 3. We’re 2 right now I think, so we’re in a great spot. 3. Everyone offers a challenge but Mississauga is the clear team to beat if we want the cup. It’ll be hard to upset them but we can do anything! 4. Slumps are just that, slumps. They end eventually one way or another. Julia has definitely boosted our offensive output, a great scorer with great vision. I also think in general when the team plays bad they get motivated to bounce back and that’s what happened. 5. Shotgun a Bud Light with the boys 6. Founders cup is where it’s at. I like to dream big, but Italy winning anything in hockey is a bit too big. 7. I’ve been playing way too much NBA 2k lately. 8. I guess the egg? I mean the first chicken egg ever layer was by a distant relative of a chicken, right? So Evolution would mean the first ever chicken as we know it hatched from a not-quite-chicken egg, right? That’s my guess. 9. I hate it when people categorize food with strict rules. I guess, by definition, yeah, but who uses milk in soup? And Cheerios? You can call it soup but there’s no point to it.

Big comeback for the boys! Let’s go @Kman !

WE ARE NUMBER 1 WE ARE NUMBER 1

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