Darth Kaprizov

1. At the risk of jinxing it, WHAT IS WITH OUR SIM LUCK LATELY? It's been very much not what we're used to, in the best way possible. Super Fun IMO... Our GM may have stumbled upon the correct mathematical equation and it's working smashingly well. 2. Have you considered giving to the VHL's holiday charity drive this year? Regardless of your answer, what's a sort of charitable organization you'd like to see supported? Red Cross is always good. Personally, i do not donate money, i donate my time to people/places in need. 3. What's one small fun thing you plan to do for yourself this week? pull the roof rake out of the garage and pull some snow off the house. Will get to use my snow blower as well. 4. You're pitching a TV show to a few producers. What makes it unique? The show is gonna be called Harvey Epstein. Its about a dude who used his power and wealth to manipulate and take advantage of teenage kids. Each episode will chronicle one of the teenagers family members are trying seek revenge on Harvey. I would classify it as a Dark Dramady 5. Who's your favorite actor? 6. You're hosting a party. What do you do for your parties that other people don't? Keg Stands! lol

Darth Kaprizov

Girts nice rendering. Very clean. Great pic choice and nice start to your season. I know its tough to replace and or modify logos on the dimpled shoulder area, would like to see Texas removed and replaced with Nevada. Replacing the NHL logo with VHL would be cool also. I'd give it 7.5 out of 10 Challenge yourself and nice work!

Cool Graphic! the Juan Ceson font looks very Vegasy to me. I like how you included a green board on both fonts for the player and team names, really makes the jersey pop. Area of opportunity would be to eliminate the NHL stuff like the Dallas patch and or replace the NHL helmet logo with VHL. Enjoy your time in Vegas. Rating is 8 out of 10 Nice Job Juan!

Thanks Slapshot. appreciate the feedback. Have a great day!

1. Standings so far have been all over the place--Toronto hasn't lost a game in regulation, Seattle is doing pretty darn well, and Malmo and Vancouver are average. With this in mind, what do you say about our own average start? - we could be doing better but none the less, we are right in the thick of it with only 3 pts separating 5 teams. I like our chances 2. Our very own Luc Tessier may finally be starting to emerge, with 15 points so far through 11 games. What do you think is his secret to success? - I think he got divorced, if so, kinda explanatory. 3. With @Berocka back in the podcast game, what would you like him to talk about on air? - how about a holiday special discussing some of the, local tasty micro brew offerings. 4. Speaking of podcasts, the league's podcasting community is very well-represented in Davos, with both Berocka and @JardyB10 being active parts of it--along with the occasional Ahmacast. Do you listen to any VHL podcasts? Which ones? If not, are there any article writers/graphics people whose work you click on regularly? - I typically don't listen to podcasts but did listen to Jardy's interview with the lady GM, I apologize i forgot her name. But with the connection to Davos will start listening to my teammates work. 5. What's your usual order at Tim Hortons (or whatever the equivalent is where you're from)? If you're not a coffee and donut person in general, what do you eat in the mornings? - no tim hortons here, really don't go out for breakfast but will indulge in a #6 at McDonalds (sausage egg cheese mcgriddle with an OJ, yeah baby!) 6. This week, I have a test in a class where the average on the first test was 64. What am I going to get on this test? Closest to the right answer gets featured in a VHL.com article when I find out. - hmmmm.... without knowing the topic or your interest level, i will go with a 12% increase to 76%.... i think i'm a week behind on pressers so i'm prob wrong and late. ha. peace out!

Wow! those are pretty Saweet! I can dig it. I really like how the background head shot is black and white while the foreground has a color but filtered down. Nice effect. The team player card concept is very nice as well. I hope your teammates appreciate your hard work. It's hard to get the logo swap to fit properly when there are folds in the jersey's. I can't stand Vegas and won't let that cloud my judgment, however i'd give ya 9.8 outta 10. Like a steak, Job Well Done!

Darth Kaprizov TPA RECALL Please remove 10 TPA from Face Off (FO) Many thanks.

I really like the concept, looks like screen shot on something you'd see on Bally Sports. I like it. The logo on the back drop is cool also. Wish you would have traded out the maple turds logo on the helmets and the NHL shield on the jersey color as well. Rating 7.8 out of 10 Nice work!

and 2 penalties... lol thanks!

1. Sims start this week! As I ask before every season--predict your statline! - i'm a week behind but i'm guessing something lackluster 2. I'd call our draft a success--despite only having 4th-round picks, we've had three draftees join our locker room! What's a piece of advice you'd give to these prospects, who are looking to beat the odds and make a difference? - i'm a rookie, ask someone else please... 3. What are your own goals for this season, whether it's as a player or a member? - to contribute at some point 4. What's your go-to party trick? No tricks needed 5. When would you rather be outside--on a day that's too hot or a day that's too cold? - too cold, that means the rinks are flooded 6. What's the worst fashion decision you've ever made? - a Mullett

Sweet work bro! the hair is nice, the contract is factual. The color scheme with the black and white Miami sky line and the red really pops. For your first graphic, this is solid work,, much much better than my first attempt. Keep on trucking big bopper!

HA! the face drop is pretty funny, i dig it. I like the logo behind the "amazing" commentary with the FB, Snap and Tweeter so it looks legit. Nice fold on the practice jersey logo. Would have liked to see the VHL logo on the jersey instead of NHL. Rating is 7.8 out of 10. Nice work!

1. It is WORLD CUP time! Which team do you support? - TEAM WORLD for Jr's and Mercenaries' for the BIGs 2. You get to design your own VHL tournament. What does it look like? - A bracket with all teams single elimination winner take all. 3. The VHL draft is tonight, and even though Davos has only 4th-rounders, we have five of them. How many--realistically--will turn out to be steals? - 2 of them will! 4. What is/was your favorite subject in school? - Health class sex ed course 5. What are you wearing right now? - a hat 6. What's the easiest recipe you can think of that actually makes something good? - brown ground beef or chorizo, shop up some lettuce and tomatoes, grab a bag of shredded cheese & tortillas, and a bottle of Chalula and BOOM = Tacos

thanks everyone! have a great day!

1. It has been a HOT minute since a Gustav press conference. What's something interesting you've done over the last couple weeks? - had some beers, shot pucks, had some more beers, shot more pucks 2. How has your player been enjoying the offseason? - I've enjoyed it immensely, traveling abroad.... 3. Going off of that, what's the best vacation spot in Europe? - Paris.... wiwi 4. You're on Shark Tank. What product are you selling, and why should I give you money for it? - A hockey simulator and you would give me money for it as the programing rewards players who are both active participants in their virtual league while also taking into account players who have the most TPE/A would also be the league leaders. 5. What's your favorite song lyric? - Happy Birthday to you... 6. What's something about the VHL that's fake, but sounds real enough that you could convince a new member that it's true? - the press conferences.

1. How has the offseason been going for you, did you stay in Cologne or go home? went to Miami for sun and fun. 2. What's one part of your game you'd like to improve this offseason? strength and conditioning 3. Are there any players in the VHLE who you'd like to get a chance to play with? NO! haha 4. Offseason means free time, any good shows on Netflix or Hulu that you've been catching up on? Squid Game and new season of Narcos 5. Taking time off from hockey can be good, what's your secondary sport that you like to play? Beer Pong 6. What's your favorite lunch food? I'm pretty hungry and could use an idea frozen Pizza is always a winner!

1. Plans for the offseason? Same as every season, drink beer and shoot pucks 2. Any thoughts about your next player yet? I know some like to really plan ahead. Packing up and moving to DAVOS 3. 1 rule change that you could implement to any of the 3 leagues? LOL STHS rewards players based on engagement/activity level. 4. Are you a member of any other leagues? And if so how does this one compare? Nope 5. How would you describe your player in one sentence? Filthy and Team Oriented. 6. Did you base any of your player after yourself? And if so what was it? Based on favorite movie character and the Calder winner.

1. I recently stepped down. What does the next GM need to bring to the table for Cologne? - A case of beer and a bottle of scotch 2. Any reflections on the tough season we had where we missed the playoffs by one point? - Overall it was a good season. the parity in the VHLE inaugural season was a parody. They should have just put all 6 teams in the playoffs with the top 2 getting bye's but whateva 3. You can pick one pet to own in the world. Name it. Don't be boring. - King Kong 4. What are you planning to do this offseason? Any golfing? - vacation bruh! 5. Who will win the VHLE Title this season? - Stockholm 6. What could I have done better for you as a GM? - Nothing, you've been great with both my time at Mex City and Cologne. Thank you very much, I appreciate you!

1. Today I created a new player in the VHL. Any plans for your next VHL player name? - No not at this time. 2. What is the one thing you would change about the VHL if you could? - a simulator that takes into account the activity of players as well right sizing statistics to reflect TPA 3. Any aspirations to ever become a GM or hold any other major position? I don't think so at this time. I GM'd a WJC it was fun but for anything more than a short period of time, i'd say no dice. 4. Anime Protagonist has dominated many of the 14 games he has played this season. How big has he been in his backup role for the team? I'm not surprised at all, it's a team game and everyone needs to contribute 5. What is the next area you want to improve on with your player? after vhle, my plan is to apply my banked to SC and DEF to get them up from 92 to 95 then whatever is left add into passing and or puck handling 6. Can Cologne hang with the big dogs come playoff time?