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Logan Foley was a bit of an odd kid growing up, as he just seemed to have an insane amount of pain tolerance. While his dad Jack Foley could take a lot of pain, having played offensive line in football in high school along with working as a welder for most of his life, Logan just seemed to one up him at times. One of his most famous incidents when it comes to this was when he was seven years old and was visiting his grandparents in Philadelphia. They had shown him an old motorcycle that his grandfather rode back in his heyday, and did not notice that the Motorcycle was not on stable ground when Jack tried to put him on the seat of the bike. When Logan was put on the bike, it started to tip and Logan's arm got caught in between that and the ground. Thankfully, his arm was nearly sprained rather then a full on fracture. The remarkable thing about it though was that Logan did not even really cry or complain when his parents and grandparents were putting his arm in a splint. He did tell his dad that it did hurt a lot however, and he had to unfortunately miss a trip to the ice cream shop. The good news is that his grandmother stayed behind and made him a delicious homemade pie. The unfortunate thing is that due to his pain tolerance, he started to get a reputation of doing bets for money and attention when he became a teenager. It also made quite a few of his peers believe that he actually enjoyed pain, which was definitely not true. He was eventually able to channel this need for attention into something more productive in hockey when he started to play it in school. One day, Logan was practicing some slapshots on goal whe Jack watched when he ended up slipping and hitting his elbow against the glass around the rink. As his dad and the school doctors look at his elbow, one of the nurses makes this comment: "I swear I have never seen this boy complain about pain" she was saying this while looking at the growing bruise on his arm. "It is almost like he does not even feel it at all" "No ma'am." Logan says as he looks up at that "I can definitely feel it. However, I haven't seen my dad complain about pain so I guess I shouldn't ether" "Oh my God is that why you are so stubborn about this?" Jack says, surprised "look I am not one to complain about little stings from the sparks when I weld, but if I am really hurt you best believe you are gonna hear about it. I was cursing like a sailor when I tore my shoulder when you where 2 years old in a ladder related incident" "I don't remember that." Logan says, surprised "then again, I was 2 years old. Well I guess in the end I can say one thing to you." "And what would that be son?" "I will be more honest about things from now on. Oh, and This hurts like a b word."

Let me tell you something: the Delhi Pickles are the best team name there is. Other teams use name like Woves and Legion, but you? You are brave enough to use the humble pickle as a mascot for the team, and I think that is really awesome. Just think of all the great things that the pickle has done for us in terms of food: 1. Great condiments to use with burgers and chicken sandwiches 2. Great snack to use in general when you are feeling hungry and need to get something to eat very quickly 3. Awesome food to deep fry 4. They can stay preserved for up to two years past thier expiration date if you don't open the jar according to Google And I did not even mention how great of a pun the Delhi Pickles name is. We need more puns in team names. Also Delhi is in India so you can get amazing food in there. My player Logan Foley loves eating pickles, so the team is a great fit for him as well. Yeah this might have been a spur of the moment meme article I thought of when I needed a quick writing idea, but I do hope you enjoyed it for what it is. Also, the irony is that I only like fried pickles.

In a small suburb just outside of New York City, a young man named Logan Foley was born to Jack and Millie Foley. He had a mostly uneventful childhood, with most of the highlights involving lacrosse and hockey. He played lacrosse for his local high school, but did not seriously get into playing hockey outside of neighborhood field hockey until he started playing it in his sophomore year of high school. The teams coach found Logan practicing ice skating on the rink having snuck in there after hours, and encouraged him to try to get into hockey in order to get better at skating. Logan would not have the heart to tell him that the only reason he was practicing was to impress a girl that likes to hang out at a local ice skating rink until years later. To the coaches credit, when Logan did tell him that was the reason he was at the rink, he started laughing his ass off. Jack Foley was proud of his son joining the school hockey team, having played hockey back in his high school and collegiate days. Logan was more immediately honest about the fact that he was trying to impress a girl to his father, who also thought it was pretty funny. He told Logan that he tried to learn roller skating years ago to impress Millie, only to fall in front of her immediately at a school roller skating event. Millie would think that it was adorable though, and thier relationship would start from there. After making the team, Logan would start out on the third and fourth line for the team, and would steadily improve and go up on the line as he went. As for the girl he tried to impress, she would unfortunately reject him for the school star quarterback. This would be a blessing in disguise for him though, as he would meet the love of his life in the daughter of a local businessman. Her name is Violet Hazelwood and she was a very nice black hair girl who was one of Logan's few female friends for quite a while, starting in middle school. They would start dating in thier junior year, with Logan being the one to suggest that they go out for dinner. They have been inseparable as a couple ever since, and the girl who Logan originally tried to impress would break up with the quarterback a few months later. Logan would eventually get good enough at hockey to be put on the first line, and to be noticed by a few college scouts. He would eventually choose the University of Syracuse to continue his hockey career with, and would be a top player for the program for 4 years, though he did try to skip his senior year to go stragglers go the VHL. Jack would prohibit him from doing so however, telling him that he should at the very least finish his senior year and get his engineering degree just in case. He would eventually graduate from Syracuse with that engineering degree, and he and his new wife Violet would prepare to do a lot of moving while they wait and see what teams Logan plays for in the VHL.

The team name is the Pickles get me into that stuff #SlicedToWin

Player Information Username: WildfireMicro Player Name: Logan Foley Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: LW Height: 75 in. Weight: 160 lbs. Birthplace: United States of America Player Page @VHLM GM

Watchmen Press Conference! Answer 3 for one TPE or two for 6 TPE! 1. Who is your favorite childhood superhero if you had one? 2. What athlete(s) did you love growing up? 3. What do you think of the craziness of the first few sims this season? 4. How do you like our performance in the early season? 5. If you could change your player render to anything else, what would it be? 6. Have you been to a major sporting event? If so, what time was your favorite?

Armani Calamari has been working hard for the upcoming season with the Toronto Legion, but the idea of incoming age does scare him a bit as he is coming into his 4th season with the team. He of course has no plans on leaving the Legion of course, but he is working harder in hopes that he can get a cup or two before he is forced to retire. His wife Tiffany has been assuring him that he still has an awful lot to give and not to worry. She and his Joey are the things that also keep him moving and being happy. The new young guns in Toronto are giving him a lot of hope for the future of the Legion. It is odd for him to be considered one of the veterans on the team, but he had taken this in stride and has taken up a leadership and mentorship role for the young players. It would also make him think of what he should do when do when he eventually retires. Maybe he could take up an executive role on the team, or get into coaching through his old schools? Ether way, he has a few seasons of work to do before that.

It's the day before the season and all throughout the league, there are many predictions and hot takes for all to see. The hockey sticks and pads were set up in the locker rooms with care, in hopes that many wins will soon be there. The users were set in thier chairs and thier beds, while visons of the upcoming sim dance through thier heads. Alright hey guys and gals and everything in between WildfireMicro here and that was a quick parody of the Night before Christmas. But yes, it is the day before the season and there is a lot of excitement in the air in the VHL. The Toronto Legion are hoping to start thos season on the right foot, and so are the Bratislava Watchmen. Armani Calamari will be heading into what I believe is his 4th season with the Toronto Legion, and it is my first season as the Bratislava Watchmen AGM. I am very excited for the opportunity to help guide both teams to glory, and this season should definitely be one to remember. As for Armani's life, it has been getting better. His son Joey is now a healthy toddler boy, and he will soon have another kid as his wife Tiffany is pregnant. He will try his best to not let this completely distract him from playing great hockey, although he does very much hope to be there at the babies birth. He and his wife are hoping for a girl, though ether way they think they will stick with only two kids. With Armani's constant travel during the season only two kids is more convenient for them both. Thier marriage is as healthy as ever, and Tiffany never has to fear for what Armani will do when he is on the road as that man is very loyal. His dad John Calamari has officially retired from his job at the hardware store. With his son getting so much money and his own body breaking down a bit, he felt like this was the right move. In his retirement, he has decided to volunteer at a local animal shelter as a way to keep himself busy. He has been an animal lover his whole life ever since he had a black lab dog during his childhood, and he does everything in his power to take care of them. He does not have enough space to take care of a lot of animals at his house, though he does have a German Shepherd named Sarge and a cat named Bella. Armani's been trying to help his dad at the shelter, but since he now has to go on the road, a few other family members have thankfully volunteered to help. A few new faces are with the Toronto Legion along with a few faces leaving for other teams. Armani's loyalty is as awesome as his dad's barbecue ribs, so he does not plan on leaving if he can help it. He absolutely does not blame the players who have left through trades however as that is just business. This will be an interesting season going forward, and here is hope for the best for both the Legion and the Watchmen.

Watchmen Press Conference! Answer 3 for one TPE or two for 6 TPE! 1. Do you follow college football? If so, what surprised you in week 1? 2. What team do you think will be the worst in the VHLE? 3. How about the worst in the VHLM? 4. What's your favorite kind of breakfast food? 5. What do you think of the Watchmen captains? 6. What is your favorite kind of article?

Congratulations Captains! I am sure you'll make us proud

Watchmen Press Conference! Answer 3 for one TPE or two for 6 TPE! 1. What do you think if the new AGM hiring? 2. Are you excited by the recent draft and signings for the Watchmen? 3. Do you follow Association Football? If so, which club do you support? 4. What are your early VHLE predictions? 5. What is your favorite kind of soda, if you drink soda? 6. Do you own any game consoles?

Hey guys and gals and everything in between WildfireMicro here and I have just been announced as the new Assistant General Manager of the Bratislava Watchmen. I am super excited to get started with the position and I have already introduced myself to the team itself. I knew that the application process would be a tight race against some great applicants, so I am really happy that I waa chosen out of all them. I am planning on sticking with being an AGM for quite a while as I personally don't think that I should be a full GM. I just don't really think that I am the type of person to be fully in charge, but I think that I can be good at player relations in the locker room. As some of you may already know, my player Armani Calamari won the first ever VHLE title with the Vasteras Iron Eagles a few seasons ago, so I am really excited for the opportunity to win one as an AGM as well. I am also really excited to be working with Frostbeard and I hope his expertise and my enthusiasm will make for a good paring. I am more then ready to be his AGM and lead this team into a new era, and I hope that the players and Frostbeard himself will grow to love what I bring to the table. Thank you for reading and I hope to see you all on the ice!

Hey guys and gals and everything in between WildfireMicro here and I thought that this would be a fun article to do: asking Armani Calamari questions so that everyone can get to know him better! These are not frequently asked questions, but rather questions that I am thinking of on the fly. So without any further ado let's begin: Question: if you were not a hockey player, what would you do for a living? Armani: "Well I have a few options in mind, but the most likely would be that I would have gotten really into playing football like I was when I was younger. However I am not talking about the football that is more associated with America, I am talking about playing on the pitch. I was a decent Striker when I played when I was a kid who probably could have grown into a pretty good football player, but my love of hockey put a stop to that once the decision had to be made to choose between them. If not that, I probably would have gotten into cooking. I personally love to cook and actually wanted to go into culinary school when I was in college, but again my hockey responsibilities got into the way of that. My wife Tiffany loves my cooking, and so does my dad. Of course they could just be saying that to keep me happy, but I usually can tell when my wife is not being truthful and my dad would never lie to me like that. Trust me, my father John Calamari is brutally honest even to me, just look at my old hockey practices. Also before you ask, my dad is where I got my cooking skills from." Question: how did you meet amd fall in love with your wife Tiffany? Armani: "well it was when I was in Sweden playing for the Vasteras Iron Eagles she was a waitress at a coffee Cafe I frequented. I thought she was pretty, so I eventually asked her out on a date and things grew from there. Also I still think she is very pretty and I love her with all my heart. I am really happy she brought little Joey Calamari into the world, and I cannot wait to see our next child come in a few months. She and all my family are the motivation to keep me going." Question: as you start to approach the later years of your career, are you proud of your accomplishments? Armani: "Man that is a difficult question to answer. I guess I should be proud of a few things like the gold medal in the junors for Team Canada and being a part of the first ever VHLE champions the Vasteras Iron Eagles. I would like to leave the league with at least one VHL ring under my belt, however I am an accomplished man no matter what happens next. I have a lovely family and enough money to last me the rest of my life, so I should be satisfied in the end. However that does not mean I am going soft on the ice by any means. I still want the Legion to win a title, and I will still work my ass of for that."

Armani Calamari was busy working on setting up his new computer by downloading the stuff he had on the previous one. While he knew the benefit of backing things up because of past computer experiences, he had not completely backed up his last computer when it got drenched by a spilled drink and died. While he was working, he felt his pants leg being pulled on the bottom. He looks down to see his toddler son Joey looking up at him and pointing to his own mouth. "Hey are you hungry little guy?" Armani chuckles as he picks up his son and carries him towards the kitchen "you got that Calamari appetite, I bet" "Daddy hungry!" Joey says, with the word hungry being said slowly because it was his first time saying it "Oh yeah Joey! You said hungry, that's a good boy!" Armani smiles as he prepares a plate of strawberry toddler food "I bet he learned that word from you" Armani's wife Tiffany giggles as she comes into the kitchen "you do say that word a lot" "Heh I guess I do." Armani chuckles "but hey, I did talk about that Calamari appetite. Hockey keeps me fit though, and I need thst protein!" "Yeah you do honey" She says as she kisses his cheek "and so does Joey really. Now you can feed him and I'll put a cartoon on for him to watch"

"I'm telling you honey, you will not be able to fix that computer" Tiffany Calamari tells her hockey playing husband Armani, who despite knowing quite a bit about technology clearly was not as good at repairing computers aa he was at snapshots "it just looks dead to me" "Honey you are probably right" Armani sighed as he stepped away from his work bench "if I only I realized the motherboard was exposed earlier..." "That's the power of hindsight honey" Tiffany says as she kisses his cheek "luckily I think there is a computer shop opening in town. Of course I heard that about a month ago, so it is probably open by now" "Huh, why did you not tell me about that shop earlier?" He asks, raising an eyebrow "I love looking at computers, you know this." "I really have no excuse, I just forgot" she giggles a bit nervously "however, I think you can look at that place to see if they havecq good pre-built computer or maybe a replacement motherboard. Of course, I unfortunately don't think it was just the motherboard that got that water on it..." "Nope, unfortunately all the parts in there got wet except for maybe the old hard drive" Armani sighs before going to get his keys "I think that I am going to see if I can build one if they do not have one that will fill my needs. Hey, should I bring little Joey?" He asks, pointing towards his toddler son who is playing with a toy dinosaur "Nah I got him." Tiffany smiles "I want to get him to speak another word, so I would love some time with him." They have recently gotten Joey to say "Daddy" which nearly made Armani cry. Armani suspected that Tiffany might get him to try to say "Mommy". Soon enough, Armani gets in his medium sized car to head to the address that Tiffany gave him, which was out if the usual way he went on his way out of his neighborhood. He eventually makes it to a small computer shop in a strip mall called True Blue Computers. "Hey sir" Armani asks the cashier as he headed to the front desk "my computer has died after it accidentally got wet and I am looking for a new one to suit my needs" "Ok sir I understand that does happen now can you tell me what kind of-" the young cashier starts to say before he can get a good look at Armani and starts to get shocked "Hey are you Armani Calamari?" "Oh yeah that is my name" "Dude you are the first celebrity to ever come into this shop!" The cashier says excitedly "my name is Ricky, and I am sure we have a computer you will like!" "Alright." Armani smiles as he is shown to the computers. He looks through them until he sees one that looks perfect for him "this one will do well for me and my budget" "Well if you are working with a budget I could give you a bit of a discount because of your celebrity status" Ricky says as he looks through some papers "Please don't give me a discount because of me playing hockey." Armani frowns a bit "I really don't like it when people do that. Just treat me like everyone else" "Oh right sorry sir!" Ricky says nervously before he let's Armani buy the computer and helps it to his car. "I'll probably be back to this shop!" Armani smiles as he waves goodbye and drives off back to home.

John Calamari was relaxing and reading a newspaper when he sees his phone ring. He grabs his phone to hear his son Armani Calamari on the other line "Hey dad!" Armani says, sounding rather excited "I got a surprise to tell you!" "This better not be you begging me to babysit again" John says as he sits down and grabs his newspaper with one hand "because while I love Joey I don't always want to babysit while you two go out-" "No no, it's not that Dad" Armani chuckles "it's just that Tiffany is pregnant!" He suddenly hears a bit of a thud as John accidentally dropped his phone when he hears the news "Dad? Dad are you still there?" "Yeah yeah son I'm still here!" John says after grabbing his phone from the ground "I just got so surprised that I dropped my phone. But that is awesome news son! Did you just figure that out today?" "Yeah Tiffany took a pregnancy test today and that's how we know she is" Armani says as he chuckles a bit "she wants a girl, but we won't know anything about the gender until a couple of months down the line." "Yeah yeah, you gotta have patience." John says as he grabs his car keys. "I'll be heading over to your place to celebrate with you, so I'll see you soon!" "Yeah I'll see you then Dad!"

Joey Calamari giggles as he watches his father Armani Calamari practice his snapshots in the makeshift hockey rink Armani has created In his backyard. It was a one sided half of a hockey rink, but it worked for the uses Armani had for it, including the occasional scarecrow he uses as a non-moving goalie. "Hey buddy your old man misses a shot like that and you laugh?" Armani says as he chuckles at Joey, only making the toddler laugh more. Armani puts his hockey stick away as he goes to pick his son up "you are such a little troublemaker! Come on, let's see what your mom is doing." He carries him into the house as he looks around for his wife "Hey honey, where are you?" He doesn't hear an answer so he heads upstairs where he sees the bathroom door slightly ajar. He puts Joey in his playpen before nervously heading to the door and pushing it open to see his wife Tiffany with her back to him holding a pregnancy test and having a hand over her mouth. "Hey honey, are you... you know-" Armani starts to say before Tiffany turns to him with a smiling tear stained face. "Yes honey...." she says as she tries to calm herself down from crying so much "I am pregnant!" They immediately hug, but not too tightly so he doesn't hurt her "That's great honey! And if my calculations are right, it will be past the season when you are in labor!" Armani then sees Tiffany raise her eyebrow and starts to clarify "so there will be absolutely no issue in me taking the absolute best care of you and the baby. It will be like how I was with you and Joey." "You're a goofball honey" she says as she starts laughing "I guess I should get ready for cravings, and you can let your father know about it" "Well we are gonna let Joey touch your belly so he knows he's getting a new little sibling, my father can wait don't worry" they head to Joey's room where he looks up from playing with trucks to stare at them curiously. "Hey little guy you are getting a new brother or sister" she says as Armani picks him up "or maybe both, but honestly God forbid we get twins" "Well if we get twins it just happens" Armani tries to reassure her "Hey Joey can you feel her belly?" The toddler just looks at them, that at her belly as Tiffany puts his hand on her belly. "That is where your new brother or sister will come from. Are you excited?" They both smiles big at Joey, who also smile and giggles at them smiling so big. "He is such a little angel" Tiffany smiles "and in a few months or so, there will be another angel walking around. Look Armani, whether or not you can be with me before labor at least promise me you will be there when I do go into labor" "Of course!" Armani smiles "I absolutely promise that. I will stop at nothing to be there, trust me." "I know you will Armani" she smiles "I know you will"

Armani Calamari decided to enjoy what was left of the warm weather by heading to a local mall while Tiffany was working at her office with his son Joey in the car seat. As he got out he talked to his son as the stroller was taken out: "Hey buddy you might be getting a little brother or sister soon! Doesn't that sound like fun?" Joey giggled and reached for his dad's arms as Armani picks him up "Yeah I bet it does! I was an only child myself, so I don't know what having a sibling entails, but overall it sounds like both fun and a bit of frustration." He wheeled Joey into the mall and tried his best to keep a low profile "You know little buddy I love my fans" he says quietly to Joey "but honestly that can be a bit of a pain when I am just trying to get groceries or go shopping." As they look around the mall they pass by a toy store "Yeah I know you would like this store. Tell you what: I'll get you a new teddy bear! Would you like that?" "Teddy teddy!" Joey says and smiles "Heh, yeah buddy! A teddy bear. I'm so glad that you are learning words. I remember when you were a baby and now you are getting big!" Armani smiles as they head into the store

(I don't know what else to title this) Armani Calamari was sitting on his desk in his home in Toronto looking over some bills he has to pay. Beside him in a playpen is his toddler son Joey, curiously watching what his father was doing. Armani was making funny faces at the kid to make him laugh when Armani's wife Tiffany came in "Having fun dear?" She giggles as she sees him making the faces before setting a can of Dr.Pepper beside him. "Well he looked like he was gonna start a fuss if I did not do that honey." Armani chuckles before he takes a sip of soda. "Indeed" Tiffany giggles before going to look at the computer from which Armani was paying bills "how is it going, by the way?" "Well I got our cable and electric bill done, all that is left is the water bill" Armani smiles "I did have to sort through the fan letters to get to the bills though. Are you sure the PO box was a good idea, dear?" "Oh come on honey, your fans just want to show you thier appreciation, what is wrong with that?" "Well I don't like being sent gifts because it makes me feel bad." Armani admits, looking down a bit "I mean the Calamari family wasn't exactly loaded when I was growing up, so I know how it feels to not have a lot of money to spend as you please. However, I do think the pictures people send me of me on the ice is pretty cool" "Heh you would" Tiffany smirks before putting a hand on his shoulder "I understand why you would feel bad, but maybe you could send something cool back to the people who send you something like that" "Yeah I could" Armani smiles "however that could cause it's own share of problems" He shrugs before sighing a bit "Very true honey bun" she smiles, before starting to look a bit anxious "listen honey, do you think you are ready for another baby?" "W-well I don't know!" Armani says, completely taken off guard before managing to recover with a cough "Sorry it's just that the question was a bit outta left field. However I honestly don't know if I'm ready. We went through a lot with little Joey, and I don't know if I'm ready to be hurt like that again" "Honey you know that what happened with Joey was an extremely rare condition." Tiffany smiles a bit wistfully as she picks up Joey as the toddler giggles a bit "but I understand if you're not ready, I just thought I'd see what you thought of it-" "Hold up" Armani says, starting to chuckle "is this your way of saying that you really want a little girl?" "W-what? No!" Tiffany says, giggling nervously and looking very guilty "It totally is! You little vixen!' He starts laughing as well "look, we can try tonight and see what happens. I understand why you want a girl, but if you get pregnant again it's not a guarantee that you get one" "I know dear" She kisses his cheek "nothing in life is. But I'm happy that you want to give it a try, and if we get another little boy I'll love him all the same" "And you wouldn't want to try again after that?" "No way two kids max!" She giggles as she goes to prepare some food for little Joey.

"SCORE! AND THERE WE HAVE IT! The heart and soul of this Toronto Legion squad has done it! Armani Calamari now has 200 career points!" The Toronto Legion commentator yells ad Armani Calamari finally gets his 200th VHL regular season career point. This may not seem like such a big deal, but ro Armani it was a milestone he has been chasing for quite a while this season, and he was extremely happy to have achieved it this season...even if it was in a loss to the D.C Dragons. However to him you have to take the good with the bad, and even some of the Dragons players shook his hand to congratulate him. As for me, WildfireMicro, the reason I have been hoping that this milestone would happen this season is really just validation. Last season was a mess for me and a whole lot of players in terms of stats, and seeing me rebound this season with my reroll has been awesome. When I say Armani Calamari is the current heart and soul of the Toronto Legion I mean that in storyline he represents everything Toronto is about: he was born and raised near the city and has lived most of his life there and he plays his absolute heart our in each and every game. I am really excited go see what he does in this upcoming season and to see him get even better.

Good shit dude

Happy birthday VHL!

Armani Calamari is currently 17 regular season points away from getting 200 regular season VHL points. I do not count his M or E points in this by the way, and I can't wait to hit it as it is a big milestone to hit for him. I would have hit it earlier if I did not have so much trouble adjusting to the new skater builds that I had to do a reroll. He has already surpassed 100 assists with 110, which I noticed white getting his stats in the portal for this article. He is also 27 goals away from getting triple digit goals in the VHL regular season which is also exciting. Armani may not get quite the awards or notice as other players even on his own team the Toronto Legion, but he is one of the hearts and souls of the Legion and always tries his best even when the new builds held him back. The Road to 200 as I call it has the end in sight and the next thing to go for after that is 100 goals and 300 points. With how productive Armani has been, I do expect him to reach the 200 mark this season. It's gonna be exciting to watch if nothing else! Also, yeah Playoff stats don't count ether in this.

"Hello my name is Armani Calamari and I am here to answer some of my fan mail and tweets that I have gotten recently. I have opened an ask thread on Twitter and got a PO Box and I have gathered the most requested questions of just some the best that I have received in this endeavor. So let's get started with this question: Why do you have such long hair? "This one is pretty easy. It's a bit of a superstitious tradition for me not to cut my hair while I am playing. It started when I was a kid playing peewee hockey and I had pretty long hair to the point that some kids thought that I was a girl, including a girl that I had a crush on. Yeah, the only reason she wanted to hang out with me was because she thought I was a girl. It wasn't fun figuring all of that out, and I cut my hair down to a buzzcut after that but my hockey skills started to suffer. So it may seem stupid or paranoid to have that be my reason not to cut my hair during the season, but hey some players don't cut thier beard during the playoffs and my wife likes long hair." Are you a fan of other sports? "Yes actually, I like Association Football and American football. I usually just watch whatever football game I can find and leave it on in the background while I did chores or something like that, and my Association football team is usually the Canada national team or any local team close to me. As for American football fab loyalty, I don't really have a true team that I follow I just like watching it." How is your baby son doing? "A lot better then before. I actually got him to smile at me a lot when I am making funny faces at him, so that is pretty good. Things are a lot better then that nightmare I went through when he was sick, but that story has been told to death so I will not tell all of it again. Just know that right now he is a happy healthy baby boy" I heard that you like playing Dungeons and Dragons, do you have a group of just get into it when you can? "Well I usually get into a game with a local group of friends, whether we dlcan do it in person or online. Some of the favorite characters that I have played include a half-vampire mage with issues with his vampire father and a dashing elf Rouge with a really sarcastic sense of humor." Why is your name Armani Calamari? Was it your birth name? "Well part of my ancestry is Italian in orgin, so that is where the surname of Calamari came from. My father John Calamari taught of the name while reading an Italian love story when the name Armani in it and came up with the name on the fly. He said that it just felt right to have that as the name. Now if only he wouldn't have waited so long to tell where he got the name hah!" "Well I think that is all the questions that I have to answer this episode. But I might do more, so stay tuned!"