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@Thunder forgot to Ping ya

It was a normal day in Everett Washington when Brian Payne just left the gym and was casually walking down the street hungry for some of his street tacos at the Taco Book. As he walked past a 24-hour pedicure and “massage” he saw Davos star defenseman Jake Thunder stumbling out, buttoning his pants, and falling face first on the concrete. Being the helpful citizen he is, Payne helped Thunder up and a small altercation ensued. Drunk and smelling of orange Creamsicle martinis Thunder swung a “muffin” punch striking Payne in the nose. Payne wrestled him to the ground (easily) and held him down with one arm until police responded and hauled the distraught Thunder away crying about something and vowing to punish Payne during the season. Payne thought it was funny seeing such a tough dMan cry so much over nothing but hey! We all remember our first drink of alcohol I guess. Well Thunder, Payne welcomes you to try, and the Warsaw Preds and Davos series should be a fun rivalry.

Hahahahaha. Beauty

Today I will continue my review of North American Conference teams. Last week I covered New York, Chicago, Seattle, DC, and Vancouver. I will now cover LA, Calgary, and Toronto for my much needed 6 TPE. LOS ANGELES STARS: Ok, my wife is from Los Angeles and I am not a huge fan of the City. Traffic is miserable, its hot as hell, and its crowded. But, the people of LA County can now get out of the heat and see a pretty well put together hockey club. The Stars made a few moves this off season and added 880 TPE Center, SIrdvaldis Miglaskems. SM (don’t want to keep typing this name) comes with playoff experience and can pass with the best of them. Look for him to make players better and put up some decent numbers. In addition to him they got some rising talent in DB III, James Gloves Dropper, Deagun Rust, Bob VLAD, and Jason Argos who was also acquired in a trade. On defense, they have sophomore stud, Callum Murray also TPE earners in Scoish Velociraptor, Brian Kowalski, and Cameron Elsby. In net, another stud coming off his rookie season who earns massive TPE and should have some more wins with a more experienced team in front of him. CALGARY WRANGLERS The Wranglers have put together a club that will compete in the NA conference. Up front they have studs, Landon Wolanin, Daniel Janser, Luc Tessier, and Saku Kotkakoivu. They have grit and offensive talent that will make defensemen league wide not want to play against them night in and night out. Prowling the blue line, they are led by Erlantz Jokinen and AirRig GoodBrandSun. Both can bring pain and points in numbers. In net, they have two great options in Ben Dahl and Red Gaming as backup. Dahl has shown he can win and stop pucks. I look for Calgary to be a tough team to get through this season. TORONTO LEGION Arguably the best team name in the NA conference. And like the name they are a force in goal. Oskar Lindbergh has the type of talent that can win close games. In just 4 seasons with the Legion he has never had a losing season and has 17 shutouts. There is no question as to why he was drafted 4th Overall in S80. Clearing the crease in front of Oskar are S83 7th overall pick, Ryuji Sakamoto. Sakamoto is young but plays a hard game and isn’t afraid to mix it up. With 158 PIMS and 159 hits I look for Sakamoto to double his offensive stats this year as the quarterback on D. Paired with Cadmael Ixazaluoh and two VHLE veterans Sting Chameleon and Harry Hagel the defense is shaping up. On the scoring front, the team looks posed to get some newcomers to the club. Led by gritty center Matty Fire and goal hounds, Kyle Peace and Armani Calamari they will have to lead the way for some rookies making their foray into the VHL. They will be a tough team to beat this year but they also have some nice prospects coming up so it won’t be long before they contend again. Best of luck NA

Tier 2 Winner: Not sure how this works but would like: $1000000 cash 5 TPE Uncapped Doubles Week

Thank you!

1. I think New York has made some really nice moves and should be a much improved club. 2. no I don’t like tanking. Good draft picks are avail. I was drafted 26. 3. Seattle still is formidable. 4. pretty good. 5. I just guess a lot. Usually pick Warsaw players or players I know. 6. two. My daughter and wife.

Awesome job!!!!

F-Taylor Mourning @Johnny_HX

G- David Davis @MexicanCow123

F-Anze Miklavz @Johnny_HX

F-Henri Le Massif @MexicanCow123

1. We didn’t do as great as I’d hoped. 2. I had a great year last year so just adding some offensive vision and skating. Hopefully he keeps it up. 3. we are in good shape I think for another Cup Run. Some losses but few additions and call ups leave us right on track. 4. Eagles 5. Hard Markinson is gonna win scoring title as a dman. 6. didn’t really follow it so I’m lost.

D-Brian Payne @Johnny_HX

Yes I did. Was at 500 words. They will be on next week’s spot. By no means overlooking them. Off season is tough to find shit to write about so going in spurts

A new season is upon us and teams are making trades and free agent signings as they gear up for a run on the Continental Cup. The Warsaw Predators had a winning formula last season and as they make their run for two in a row, they made just a few moves with their salary cap near the top. Let’s look at a few moves and signings in the North American conference this off-season and see just how the Preds stack up against a few of the busiest clubs. DC DRAGONS: DC has a stacked club with an amazing goalie (always a good start). With returning beasts Ronan Lavelle, Ryan Vidot, Nezuko, and recent trade addition Darth Kaprizov their front line looks formidable. On Defense, they added solid producing dman Milan Dvorak to be added with a top 3 defenseman (maybe #1) in the league in Tui Sova. With this lineup DC looks to battle for top spot in the North American league and shouldn’t be looked over. SEATTLE BEARS: The S84 runner up still fields an amazing team with huge TPE earners and serious talent. In goal Dusty Wilson is stopping pucks and has earned some serious playoff experience in his short time in the league. Their top 4 at forwards are scary but their defense is even more so. Led by Hulk Hogan 2, Max Torq (great name btw), and Mikhail Kovalchuk they are seriously stacked. They look to remain competitive all season. CHICAGO PHOENIX: Seems like just yesterday this team was at the bottom of the league. They proved really quickly how a few smart draft picks and moves makes them a serious contender. The addition of goalie, Cole Pearce is insane to go with a tough earning D core. Bo Johansson is a TPE earning freak and since his rookie year is making a name for himself among the league’s best defensemen. At forward they have the performance enhancing user(not proven….yet), The Board Game Clue on Skates, sophomore stud Scotty Sundin, PJ Daniels, and Baby Bob. They are a difficult team to play against. Dark Horse club in NA:: NEW YORK AMERICANS The Americans have a tough few season but I feel this season they will turn it around. They have added goal phenom Taylor Mourning and tough guy Henri le Massif, along with Poopy Peepants on Defense and Augustus Kennedy in net. They also have a deep pool of prospects that give me hope this team brings the pain this season. VANCOUVER WOLVES It seems Vancouver is always a tough club, and this season is no different. They were busy this off-season adding Nathan Powers on Defense to go with a pretty solid d core. In goal, Brandt Fuhr is a quality earner looks ready to meet any challenge. On offense they drafted guaranteed earner and stud, Henry Eagles who looks like he is VHL Ready. Nico Pearce looks poised to win a scoring title and is complimented by insane talent in Anze Miklavz, Alexandre Leduc, and Dogwood Maple. Every other team in the NA is hoping that the Vancouver nightlife gets to be too much for the club, and they struggle because of it!!!!!

That’s awesome!!!

The Warsaw Predators were fairly quiet during the offseason (so far) but have made some critical signings and a loss in their quest to repeat as Champions. GM Dlamb @dlambhad some difficult and productive conversations with free agent Defenseman, Hari Singh Nalwa. Nalwa @Dilquarterbacks the Preds defense, consisting of only three guys. This means Nalwa gets plenty of ice time where he continues to shine on such a great career. I am sure many teams coveted him in free agency, but he re-signed with the Predators on a one year deal. However, Warsaw did lose forward Omi Aberg to Prague and Bogdan Trunov to free agency. To combat the losses the Predators picked up an offensive minded center, Johnny Xavier. @Johnny_HX Xavier has scored goals at every level and is a welcome addition to the club. Also, with the call up of Bratislava Left Wing Sock Monkey @chikn the Predators have some series scoring potential this coming season and like their chances of competing for another Continental Cup.

Let’s ride!!!!

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I recruited @EMoney002 and he is currently over 250 TPE. He responded above (finally)

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Best Roster reveal ever!!!!

1. Earning TPE like a boss 2. well….I’m hoping to get my offense up a bit so maybe my dman can contribute more. 3. Vasile Lamb. As a relative of the GM we all listen to him. 4. being ejected for instigating in first period in important games against Moscow in playoffs. 5. postgame*. Been arrested on three occasions in VHLM, E, and VHL. 6. yes and not sure yet.

Awesome !!!