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Was posting this last week, but Theme week happened.

Donkeys would be better

Why would you need your mother to proof read? I thought you would have a member of staff for that kind of thing. Otherwise, excellent preview and I look forward to reading the actual article.

There are never enough...

Good, fuck Canberra. Also, I would captain the Sydney Platypi, and those Rednecks in Brisbane would be our arch rivals. As always, @Berockais a goddamm genius and proves that even though he is a posh fancy pants, he is comfortable with the common man.

This is disgusting. Has been reported for offensive content.

Nice. Love the Bulls.

Remember the Titans

Answer the poll you dumbies.

A simple re-brand that relocates London United to Tokyo, Japan. No offence intended, but I've never thought that the United logo fits alongside the other VHL logos, either creatively or visually appealing. I have no idea of how the realigned conference would work, but hey, it's all make believe, right?

1. The season isn't going as planned, why do you think that is? What do you mean? Were we not supposed to lull the opposition into a false sense of security and then sweep home to enter the playoffs? 2. Helsinki will be moving into a retooling phase, have you been through or been a part of something like this? Yes multiple times. Wait, perhaps I'm the reason why these teams have needed to rebuild? OMG.... 3. Do you think the slider change in STHS is having an impact this season? My player is still shit, so I haven't noticed a slider adjustment to be honest. 4. Theme week is “Rebrand”, what are you planning? Sssshhh, It's a secret. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Then life would become complicated for me. 5. What is your favorite meal of the day? Whatever one I don't have to pay for. 6. Do you walk around barefoot at home? No. If it's not snakes, then stepping in Kangaroo or Wombat poop will make a mess of my pedicure.

That's good enough confirmation for me!

Is my rebrand allowed to show boobies?

It's OK, I've seen it too.

Austria

Thanks @Adrest245, I appreciate the positive feedback!

Come and laugh at my shitty PG!

Yay.

Hey, you were right. Much better than the banjo.

Well no. I prefer the arts, especially music.

Don't post pictures of my sister!

This is why I travel by Kangaroo.

1. Is the HoF something you strive for with your player or is it just a cherry on top if it happens? Not at all. I intend to be more casual with this player. I'll still try to max earn, but if it doesn't translate into player talent, so be it. 2. Does it matter to you where you place the draft? Nope, not anymore. I prefer to slip if at all possible. Less pressure and nice to give a team value when taken lower. 3. We are in a bit of a slump right now, how do you get yourself out of a slump? Keep working, grinding, sweating until something goes the right way. Form is temporary, class is permanent. 4. How far ahead do you usually plan out your point tasks? I try to get them out of the way as early as possible. I hate the stress of being up against a deadline. 5. How long do you think you will be a part of the VHL before you retire permanently? It's getting closer....I can feel it. 6. What is something you do that may be considered odd to others? My boobie obsession had divided the VHL community, but I will never stop highlighting the beauty of the breast.