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Probably applies just as well!

What type of player do you have or working towards? Role model, enforcer? I'm unsure of this yet. I'm just concentrating on earning and will eventually pick a path. The team is going to be young and grow together. I like this idea, do you? Well in theory it's nice and as long as management can keep users invested, it may work. What is the one thing our GM needs to improve in the locker room? More titty posts wouldn't hurt. I feel like I'm in a Mormon chat room. What motivates you to even be in this league? I like to make new friends. Well now that you've asked that, I may need to consider how much time I waste here. Retirement post incoming. Do you have any plans during the off-season break? None whatsoever. Once my team is out of the playoffs, my brain hibernates from all things VHL except for getting my TPE earnt. What is a bad habit you want to stop doing? Staring at boobs in public.

True. I have terabytes of them that are HOF worthy.

Click bait. You knew I'd open it!

I'm staying in the room next door, and will be online a lot. Can pass on messages to Berocka if needed.

If the alternative was to be beaten with a brick, I think the punishment seems fair.

What are your expectations for this upcoming season with a few new rookies moving up to the team? The team may continue to struggle, but will trend in the right direction for a successful re-build sooner rather than later. Are you a team player or a stat chaser, or both? I trend towards stat chaser, but recognize that sometimes sacrifices need to be made in order for the team to remain strong. Spartan seems to have the team well organized and he is on top of everything. What would you like him to change or not change? I tend to believe in the old adage, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Who is the practical joker in the locker room? Hmmm, hard to say, but I know that the Menace LR will always be entertaining and active. How many seasons will it take Moscow to become and dominate force and a cup holder? I'd say within the next 2 seasons, Moscow will be contending in Europe and maybe another season later, be in the Playoffs. Pink or brown? Yes, how do you like your steak? Brown. I know that's possibly unpopular, but I can't stand the sight of blood coming out of a cut of meat that's ready for consumption. I'm also glad that you clarified your question.

Mercenary!

1. We are officially out of the playoffs. How do you plan on spending your offseason? Getting drunk and tanking my draft stock. 2. Is there anyone that you're rooting for in this playoffs now? Any friends that you're supporting in the playoffs? Friends? Who has time for friends in the VHL. It's dog eat dog in this place and I'm an Alpha. 3. Moscow is confirmed to have 2 picks in the top 6 of the draft this season. What rituals will you perform so that Moscow moves up in the lottery? I already have a stockpile of Menace Voodoo dolls left over from last season. 4. Are there any players or positions you hope Moscow drafts this season? I don't paid enough(at all to be fair) to make those kind of decisions. 5. Prospects Axle Gunner, Jarmo Ruutu and Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage are all poised to come up to the VHL this offseason. What expectations do you have for these youth players as they join the pro roster? If they don't instantly take Moscow back to the playoffs, then they will have failed miserably. 6. Wrong answers ONLY: How do I cope with the Pittsburgh Steelers being a terrible NFL team? Root for the Chiefs, err I mean the Kansas City Swifts. FFS, am I over that shit.

When the home detention ankle monitor gets removed.

But it's great to see more of these meet ups happening. We spend a fair amount of time online here and it must be nice to get the chance to IRL make contact.

It's OK. I just called Queensland Police and explained who you are, and that you probably own the restaurant. You'll be fine.

I have called crime stoppers hotline with details of at least two of the offenders.

Legend. Thanks!

Wow, what an old fart!

Making my way to the HOF....1 TPE at a time.

1. Weekly check in, how are you feeling about your player’s performance this past week? Well, I've only just applied his TPE, so he sucks. I expect he'll improve moving forward. 2. What do you want to see your player do better? My answer is EVERYTHING. As of yesterday, he was still learning how to skate. 3. What should the team’s hype song be for the playoffs? Jump Around - House of Pain. 4. What is your favorite tv show to unwind to? Brazzers TV. It really helps me to relax. 5. How do you feel about our competition heading into the playoffs? Competition? More like bunch of chumps who will try, but fail to beat this mighty franchise. 6. What is your favorite elements and why? (Fire, earth, water, air) Water, because as a Marlin, I'd be f**ked without it.

As long as I can draft Bobby Orr.

I'm totally invested in this new player. I didn't recognise his name in the boxscores..