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Nice. See how easy it is? I expect plenty more now.

Someone will still find something to ridicule about NY.

You're killing me.

It's not a sprint, it's a marathon.

Right? It's a great way to clog the filter and reduce the power of the vacuum cleaner.

1. Helsinki Titans , Hammar Voss 3 (Alessandro Nano 24, Reylynn Reinhart 14) at 0:07 Just like my love life, nice and quick.

1. A hot start for the Titans! What's been the key to picking up some early wins? Well not the contributions from Voss, that's for sure. I'd say the excellent play of Pearce, Nez and Boobie man. 2. First game of the season, Nezuko picked up 7 points. How was she able to come out with such an amazing performance so quickly? Anime PED's I assume. Must be some good ink. 3. As of this writing, Nico Pearce is tied for the league lead in points with 18. Do you think he'll be able to keep it up? Hopefully he can, if only for the benefit of the genius VHFL managers who knew he'd be good. 4. The European Conference looks extremely strong once again, who are your predictions for the three teams that won't make the playoffs? I try to stay positive, so laughing and pointing at the loser teams who have failed, simply isn't in my personality. 5. What should be the goal for the Titans this season? Title or bust, solid playoff run/top 3 seed, or something else? I leave all of those difficult decisions to the front office. I'm not paid enough to even have input on that level of franchise-changing stuff. 6. Had a bunch of cookout hot dogs yesterday, so an oldie but goodie: Is a hot dog a sandwich? Technically yes, although the majority will probably disagree. In the end, as long as you enjoyed consuming them, then that's what matters here.

Nice review, although "Rookie sensation" is being very optimistic

It's also increasingly becoming a haven for fuckwits. Sorry you feel this way, but it's understandable after some prolonged negativity. Thanks for your time at the helm.

Poor Helsinki.

Yet another missed notification. Admins please fix this issue.

Welcome back!

Why did my Alert filter not notify me of this immediately?

Yeah, I missed this I think.

Fuck it, I'm doing this. 1). What is your favorite holiday? Australia Day. It's my actual birthday, but I just enjoy the whole nation(well almost everyone) celebrating the day I was born. 2). What is your favorite New York color? Red White or Blue? Which one would you like to see as the home jersey base color? The jersey being blue dominant would be sweet. Maybe I'll try to create a new one if bored. 3) Who has been the most successful player you've created/managed in the VHL? An American alumni actually, Odin "The Beast" Tordahl. He was OK. 4) What number is on your jersey? What is the significance? 69....because, hehehehehehehehehehehehe 5) Where is the best place to watch fireworks? Anywhere other then somewhere near a dry forest environment. 6) When the Americans win the championship, where are you taking the cup when you have it for a day? The Vatican, to thank the Pope for performing a miracle.

If Voss can, anyone can!