JardyB10

I made it for a Live Sim!

*VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* Though I don't think I cuss too much in this particular episode. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Chodesode-9-The-Final-VHL-Playoff-Picture-e137e29 In today's episode I discuss: - How the VHL Playoffs are shaking down, and how tomorrow's sims might go! That's all, it's legitimately short this time at 10ish minutes. @Zetterberg

1. With a few games left in the season, how do you think your player fared this year? I think he fared pretty well. I think his offensive production could have been a bit closer to a point per game, but I'm pleased to be leading the league in Shots Blocked (even if that number is a bit inflated on bad teams) and to be Top 10 in Hits. 2. What is one thing in the off season you would like to focus on?? I'll continue focusing on Defence and Passing, then probably bring all my non-Scoring attributes to 70 if they aren't already. 3. Would you ever be interested in management roles in the future? Sometimes the appeal comes to me, but that time is passed for me I think. I can't reliably be around, so I'm not in a good position to be a leader of any kind. Being an AGM could be fun, but those are probably better suited to those who want to keep moving up. 4. If given the opportunity would you like Miami to draft you or retain you next season? For sure, I'd like to finish what we started, whatever that may be! get to know you questions: 5. What is your favourite summer activity?! Ah, if only I wasn't working constantly and could actually enjoy summer! Drinks around a fire are always nice, but I love getting to the beach when I can. 6. Do you play video games? If so what is your favourite?! Most definitely, but it's tough to pick a favourite. I generally like to game with my friends, and most recently that's been with Crusader Kings 3, Phasmophobia, and Age of Empires II.

This may have been the first pair of consecutive wins for Miami all season!

Good to hear from you again! The league has been slacking in producing podcasts for my daily consumption lately. Short and sweet; a skill I can’t seem to master. I think your thoughts and concerns on the VHLE are the general consensus, though even in an unforeseen disastrous scenario, I can’t see it “breaking” the VHL, though negative consequences are certainly possible. I look forward to seeing how it plays out!

I thought it was very lovely, thank you.

Ah yes, I definitely should have remembered Wolski was your player, I did a Calgary vs DC podcast two weeks ago. There’s too many members now, we need to do a purge of all the least popular fellers. Or perhaps a Forever Purge.

I just needed the VSN Radio ears on it. Jk, my bad dog. This entire scenario is a consequence of recording a podcast in a moving vehicle and the posting it 48 hours later. I will make my next podcast entirely about you as an apology.

I do love popping pimples :’)

*VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* I'm a naughty little swearing boy, ooooooh https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Chodesode-8-S78-Trade-Deadline-e133aam In today's episode, I discuss: - Usual weekend plan BS - The highest profile re-creates - Sonnet stepping down and "meta" woes - A couple of VHL trades Casual mentions: @dasboot @Josh @fonziGG @DollarAndADream @Peace @Doomsday @CowboyinAmerica @Nykonax @zepheter @BOOM @TMGSosa @Spartakiller2 Actual mentions: @Zetterberg @MattyIce And perhaps more that I don't recall, I recorded this on Thursday.

With my VHLM team, the Miami Marauders, being in a spectacular rebuild this season, my own team's personal success hasn't been of much interest to me this season. Thus, I turned my eyes to the big leagues. The European Conference has been pretty straightforward all season. Yes, Moscow (and now Riga) is JUST outside a wildcard spot, and could theoretically bump Malmo or even Helsinki out of contention, but the standings have been virtually unchanged in this regard all season, so I don't anticipate this happening. The North American Conference, however, is a much different story. New York, Calgary, D.C., and L.A. have been neck in neck all season, competing for not only the final wild card spot, but also the privilege of not having to play the Wild Card round at all! Seattle and Chicago established themselves in the Top 2 fairly early on, but the rest of conference has been up for grabs. Most recently, the Americans have been on an absolute tear, and have begun solidifying themselves at 3rd. At this very moment, they're 5 points ahead of the 4th place team, which is Calgary. The Wranglers, with an extra game played, is just 2 points ahead of the Stars, who are just 1 point ahead of the Dragons, who are on a six game losing streak (with an OT loss today). Therefore, it's still anybody's game. But who will come out on top? It's tough to say. As I mentioned, the Americans current level of play might just be enough to solidify at least a playoff position, barring a Dragon-like skid (which is entirely possible). Ultimately though, it will likely come down to the schedule. The Wranglers and the Americans play each other two more times, and the latter currently leads the season series 2-1. New York also needs to face off against the Stars one more time. That series is tied 2-2. The Dragons are done with their playoff competitors, but they will soon need to play the league leading Bears three games in a row, with a game against the Phoenix as a nice little cherry on top. However, the Dragons have yet to lose a game to Seattle this season, though they have struggled against Chicago, decisively losing 4 of 5 games. In truth, it might suit the Dragons to play in the Wild Card round, as that will likely lead them to play the Bears in Round 2. Interestingly enough, the Dragons are the only team in North America that Seattle doesn't have a winning record against. Anyway, these were my random disorganized musings of an exciting story line in S78. I'm eager to see how it all shakes out! EDIT: To answer my title, probably Los Angeles, very possibly Calgary or D.C.

Because he's ultimately a bad peasant. This is why serfs don't have rights.

He's obviously trying to suck up to the admins. LIKE ALL GOOD PEASANTS SHOULD.

@zepheter you could be in some trouble soon…

NYA is hot hot hot! They’re looking like real Cup contenders suddenly. Meanwhile, Dragons are skidding hard . Worse than S8 of GoT.

I’m working on Highway 21, north of Paradise Hill. It is both a lake road and I think a reserve road so it’s fucked. I also couldn’t help but think of AD, hahaha. I miss that show. I’ll let you know next episode. And obviously I had to show some love to my first GM back in the league!

Well that’s not too bad then, reading is cool, as is having an imagination.

Damn, well what ARE you allowed to do for fun?

Excuse me, but your player name seems to be "Xavier Booberry," I believe this is some sort of mistake?

Mikey Harris coming in clutch against Malmo! Keeping Calgary in it after DC and LA shit the bed today!

Damn good debut for all the new Miami pickups! Sting doing work with that first gen TPE, haha

Okay, no one asked for a @Devise post. In all srsns, fuck the live crowd. Live sims came about more for accountability than anything, so as long as it’s done live, it’s done right. Fuck the mic, distractions be damned. I’m sure live sims are fun to watch, though I wouldn’t know because I work maniac hours, and even if I didn’t, the impossibility of having a set daily time makes them tough to catch anyway. So you do you Mr. Power! People are going to squirm and complain either way, so you may well do what’s easiest and most convenient for you. Otherwise you’ll just be a bitter old fuck and vanish for 3 years.

I really like the Foxes logo, except… @Sonnet The Guardians look a bit similar to the Gladiators don’t they?

What do you fear their reaction would be if they found out you were on an Internet forum? They’d take your phone away and ground you or something like that?