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Of course it was, I'm the song bird of our generation. And I did make it to bed, it's literally inches from that chair. Plus I had to edit and post this! So yeah @eaglesfan036, if you're on the fence about listening, the intro is me singing Cheap Thrills.

And by greasy I mean he's a bit of a slut.

While I'm still drunk and on the subject of being bitter about my former relationship, tomorrow I'm going to try really hard to sleep with my ex's former roommate! Even though that means becoming Eskimo Brothers with my fairly greasy good friend.

Hey man, I know exactly how you feel as I am also drunk as fuck and I also had a girlfriend who also dumped me because she also wanted to fuck other dudes and I also was considering marrying her at some point and I even still have the jewelry store business card with the SKU number of the very ring she wanted somewhere in my room with all the other formerly fond memorabilia I have in my room. And what everyone said in here is true. You're actually pretty lucky to have avoided a long term relationship with a person who is clearly terrible, and clearly didn't want to make anything work in the long run. But what is lame as fuck is that you loved this woman, and you've been with her for quite some time, and loved her for quite some time, and have had many lovely memories together and had some optimistic future plans together that are now in the shitter because she's been plotting to dump you for quite some time now while you were busy loving and accepting her and making future plans together. And now all of that is fucked because what wasn't entirely false has now been tainted by this new unfortunate reality. For example, my ex and I really enjoyed stargazing. And when I wasn't with her, sometimes I'd look at stars and think about her, and I'd be happy, thinking about how much we enjoy how pretty the sky is. But now I'll look up at the sky and think about how pretty it is, and then I'll immediately get sad because I'll think about how we used to look at how pretty the sky is and shit, and how she was actually kind of a bitch and she wasted a solid six months of the 18 we were dating, which is about the amount of time she knew we weren't going to be together forever. And that sucks dick. And you'll live with that for quite a while and all your thoughts and memories will slowly torture you and you'll often be sad. Even when you're not sad. So you'll distract yourself on Tinder and VHL because both of those things are great, and it will take your mind off how much of a stupid dickhead you are for falling for such a terrible person. And you'll focus on all the terrible qualities this person had that you overlooked/forgave because you loved her and such qualities weren't deal-breaking at the time, but in hindsight you wonder why you put up with it at all. And you do this to make yourself feel better about everything, because everything kind of sucks dick. But what doesn't suck dick is that we're young. I'm 25, and you're younger still, so I'm in my prime and you haven't even hit it yet, so at least we're free for our best years. But really all our years are our best years because we're awesome. You'll move on, and more importantly you'll learn an important lesson for future courtships. And that is that you're too good to ignore red flags. There's literally 1 billion other women out there, and most likely one of those are a better fit for you and have a way better rack, and also aren't as critically flawed as your ex. And you may or may not find a few of these women. You will eventually find one. Maybe she'll work out long-term, maybe she won't. But she definitely will an improvement over this ho. And you'll learn from her as well, and you won't be as devastated by it. Hell, you might even turn the tables critically emotionally injure someone else yourself! (Unintentionally and without malice, of course) You'll hate it just as much, but it'll give you perspective. And you'll continue growing as a person and becoming a more and more awesome version of yourself. And hopefully one day, you'll look back at this day and truly see it for the blessing that it is. And you'll know that everything is going to be okay. You'll masturbate a lot in the meantime, using your own tears as lube. But hey, that's just life man! Keep your stick on the ice @ADwyer87! We love you man! Make sure you do the same!

http://www51.zippyshare.com/v/SZJfaJYE/file.html ~29 minutes. Cheap Thrills by Sia plays. I talk about: - Stuff, I don't even know, just listen to the fucking podcast. - I clip my fingernails - I'm wasted Enjoy! EDIT: Also I address @YEAH!stlemania's concerns about the Pro Team Scoring being broken, and I fix it and talk about him for a while and shit. *For Sandro Clegane*

I'm wasted and just recorded a podcast for your listening pleasure

i got you. jk I'm terrible I dunno why im posting

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At first I thought this was a jab at us for having two guys doing all our scoring, and I was about to tell you to fuck yourself! But now that I understand you were shaming your own offence, I'm going to tell you to fuck yourself anyway! Because reasons

You motherbitches

While it would pain me to see my Cleganebowl II hopes' head dashed against a stone wall, so to speak (@Victor), I would get some delicious vindication out of all those free agents chasing for a Cup not signing in Europe and missing playoffs as a result! Even though they're all good people and I'd feel really bad for them. It would still be funny.

The Ottawa Lynx offer Abendroth $1,000,000! Join us, it will be neat! @InciteHysteria

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Every CPU combined for 7! #checkmate

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