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After some clever deliberation and math, Professor Oak will spend $2500 on a rare Ditto egg, hatch it, then skin it alive to develop the Shape Shifter item. He’ll also purchase the TM for Earthquake and teach it to Rapidash.

Sad to hear, he was a stellar kid!

I think racists need to stop naming themselves after wolves.

I’m hoping the Wolves can eventually give Vasteras the BYZness.

This boat has no brakes!

Welcome! Our leagues are currently in the middle of playoffs, so unfortunately you won’t be able to get on a team until the draft in a week or two. However, our Junior Showcase Tournament will be starting fairly soon! If I’m not mistaken, GMs of the tournament will be by soon to offer you to play on their teams! Let me know if you have any questions or need a hand with anything.

HA! Halifax 21st Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending August 14th, 2022 Note, if you're not a fan of these questions, and haven't answered previous ones, feel free to use old questions instead! Hell, you can even pull them from a completely different thread! 1. It's Tuesday, making this a reasonably timed Press Conference! What will you do with the sweet, sweet 2 TPE? 2. Holy poop, we defeated the Houston Bulls in the first round! Any very specific predictions for our next round against the Ottawa Lynx? 3. I might ask this every season, but whatever, fight me: The Junior Showcase Tournament draft has just taken place. Are you participating in this tournament? If so, who are you playing for? If not, is it because it's exclusively hosted on Discord? 4. I have a spare minute so I'm writing these questions while I'm at work. At what point of the day do you usually spend most of your VHL time? 5. I have a sudden urge to eat perogies and sausage. Are you having any particular cravings right now? Are they pregnancy cravings? 6. My partner and I just finished watching the latest season of Stranger Things. What's the most recent media that you've consumed/have been consuming? This can be books, TV, movies, games, etc. | @jpach52 @JetsGoalie101 @Emann2003 @bored @jsdeac @Brodie_Landry @Quik @RElblein @Cmcgowan @thecaringbear |

If it’s not on the forum, it didn’t actually happen!

Good luck in the JST! It’s a great event

Go, stantinopole!

Enjoyable for you, maybe! VHL quarter-finals are sweeps or Game 7s . Also these are Quarter Finals, not Semis! Or at least are Conference Semi Finals.

I proceed to demand my money from Saul so I can then proceed to spend it all.

Squirtle will squirt Machop with Water Gun Dratini will dragon Gastly with its tail. Poliwag will polyamourously wag Charmander with its Water Gun. Professor Oak will give Saul a threatening but knowing look after he collects the coinage from the dead creatures.

How many money did I get for tadpole murder? For my final action of the game, I will explore Cinnabon Island one last time for those tasty tasty pastries.

500+ hours in Crusader Kings, how could I not? Plus eugenics is almost my middle name!

I love eugenics! I’m very interested

That the cast of the Walking Dead should have signed with us instead . I’m stoked though! We just keep crawling and it just keeps working!

“WOW” Professor Oak exclaimed. “I haven’t seen one of these creatures since my ungrateful grandson (or maybe my side piece’s child?) took the last one from my lab. I started to think they didn’t exist anymore!” ANYWAY, let’s see if fate is as on my side as it appears. Catch Phase: Ultra ball, then great balls at Squirtle. Then great balls at the LEVEL 24 Poliwag. Battle Phase: EXP Share on Dratini Send Electabuzz to Thunder the Level 26 Poliwag

Action 3: Work Action 4: Explore Fishing

I'm ready! But first, I will buy the TM for Thunder, and teach it to my champ, Machamp. Day 6, Action 5: Challenge Lance of the Elite Four I'll lead with Machamp to Thunder Gyarados into oblivion Then I'll hard swap into Rapidash to spam Poison Jabs into Charizard. If it happens to fall, Machamp can clean up with Thunder. Whoever beat Charizard can stay out for Dragonite, using Poison Jab or Thunder respectively until they die. Then Gyarados can come clean up with Dragon Rush. Day 7, Action 1+2: Work, WORK!

Nooo, dragon depth is what happened both times they died… On a more positive note, Poopy Peepants got a Gordie Howe hat trick despite only being able to score once every 10 games or so.

My day and future week has been and is about to be completely haywire, but I should have a winning strategy against Lance within a couple hours here if that’s alright!

Who let Vasteras make it back to the finals!?

Yeah I couldn’t encounter a single damn Starter this whole game and mofos are out here getting three in one. #Rigged

I haven’t fully considered how well this is going to go, but Action 4: Challenge Elite Four Agatha Lead with Rapidash to Megahorn the Umbreon straight through its black heart. Hard swap Machamp to Skull Bash Arbok. I doubt he wins this fight, never mind getting an attack in on Gengar, but he’ll switch to Knock Off if he gets that far by some miracle of mathematics. More likely I’ll have Rapidash to come in to spam Fire Blast to finish snek and start damaging Gengar. Hopefully enough for Gyarados to swoop in and finish the job with Hydro Pump.