JardyB10

I am hungry, but how would this work?

Welcome @BobBlueBurgers! My name is Jardy, and I’m the Assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We’re looking to bolster our forwards before playoffs, and we would love it if you joined us! We can provide you with heaps of ice time, which will give you the opportunity to display your talents before the VHLM Draft this off-season. You’ll also get a taste of the post-season, and give us that extra edge for our underdog run! If you want to get on board this ship, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I’ll send you a contract offer as soon as I can!

ALSO FUCK YOU HELSINKI WE WILL MUNCH ON YOUR CRISPY BONES

Seattle Bears, Kakapo Bushtit - Goal!Toronto Legion, B-TOR C1 - Stopped by Dusty Wilson And it all came down to TOR C to pull off the equalizer. Gotta love how the AI is like “Oh, we ran out PS lineups, better resort to the worst forward on the roster.”

Yo Johan! @FlyAxle My name is Jardy, and I’m the Assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We’re an underdog playoff-bound team, and we would like to sign you to play the remainder of the regular season and playoffs with us! You may be wondering, “what’s in it for me?” Well we can treat you with the following wonderful benefits: - $1,500,000 spending money - Top 6 forward minutes, which should land you at least 20 minutes per game - Playoff experience, and the opportunity to be a potential Cinderella story - The company of myself and some other really cool people We’ll do everything we can to develop you into an elite forward within the league. If you’re on board, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I’ll send you an official contract offer as soon as I can!

Cool, sign me up!

2-0 and a win for @Cmcgowan’s premiere!

Hey there @TxtBammer, welcome to the VHL! My name is Jardy, and I’m the Assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We’re getting primed for a playoff run, and we would be PLEASED AS PIE if you signed with us! We’re an underdog team and we don’t have a lot to work with at the moment on the blue line. If you were to join us, you would instantly be on our top pairing, giving you boatloads of ice time. You would definitely make an immediate impact on our team for our Cup run, moreso than any other team in the league (in my opinion ). We’ve got a small but cool group of people within our franchise, including two different Jeff Bezoses. Truly anything is possibly in Halifax. So sign on up! If you would like me to send you an official contract offer, just quote this post with your acceptance, and I will do so as soon as possible! Have a smiley day!

That is a respectable Slavic accent (at times), hahaha This was a fun interview!

Your poor baby boy! I hope he gets well soon. Your goalie build seems to be working quite well, even though it sounds somewhat arbitrary! You’re too young to be considering your next player! I might have to get back into BAP now Great work as always

Legend

I thought you were still 15. @Arce and @Brandon both are old fucks even slightly before my time. (I think Brandon is actually younger than us but he is an older fuck all the same). I’m not sure if either were still around once I became Commissioner, but I think they were for a bit. That’s probably why they left. Hi, I was indeed driving back to my job site from getting Subway. I’m parked now though. The recruitment crew must use Discord mostly so I don’t see much of their inner workings sadly. This is the second podcast I’ve listened to in a row where the host said “dollars” by mistake. @Berocka Speaking of Berocka, he wasn’t a big fan of this Theme Week. It was indeed Berocka though. Ignore @Quik he’s a dipshit. ”I don’t know what MSN is.” I used to have someone make me a new PFP for each player, but eventually I got too inactive and didn’t care and stuck with the original! CHECK THE HALL OF FAME YOU FUCKING IDIOT @GrittyIsKing is definitely younger than the VHL. Dollar. Yeah, welcome to being a goalie, there’s not a ton of agency at that position. I’m cool with making fun of Arce. Stupid blind fuck. He deserves to be tag teamed. @MubbleFubbles is better at podcasting than me. Generally I listen to every available VHL podcast every week. It has cut into the D&D podcasts I listen to, but I’ve slowly been catching up on those as well. I’ve been on a project since last Monday and I’ve consumed probably…35 hours of non-VHL podcasts from that point.

Everyone’s complimenting Cow’s hat but completely ignoring Dil’s.

I’d join probably eventually.

I’m likely done with AGMing after this season, and I’m very much looking forward to not writing PCs anymore! You did say dollar. No one likes Gus. VHL activity very much ebbs and flows. We could probably add some spice somehow. I could fuck with a soccer league. Are we affiliated in any manner? Speaking of EFL, I joined with the intention of you being my recruiter but I guess that’s dicked now. Hope you murdered the mouse

I listened to this one as well

Well with a title like “Is Jack Todaro the best Player in the VHL Portal” you definitely SOUND like a YouTube content creator to me! I would almost be able to pull off my own idea, except for the fact that I’m too lazy/twilighted for it. Thad has the chops for it but I can’t imagine where he’d find the time. Brandon is an experienced content creator, surely he can pivot his motivational channel to be more VHL centric?

But our team isn’t big But that’s fair enough! Good luck with San Diego, they’re fine I guess.

I don’t share a car with my partner, but when I go home to help at the farm, everyone kind of uses every vehicle and my mom is a fucking midget so she always has to ruin every vehicle seat. Meanwhile the rest of my family, despite being my height, drives like they’re 7 feet tall so they also fuck up every vehicle. I low key hated @Frank when he was GM because he made a beautiful San Diego graphic and meanwhile I have to rely on being a clever old coot to recruit new VHLMers. It was bullshit! Podcasting has indeed slowed down, I get like 2 views usually these days. You are a fucking problem. Bye

Thanks! It's a bit half-baked and would probably require a strong effort and could be tough to execute in a way that would be generally appealing, but there is no doubt a human that exists in the world that could, if nothing else, make an entertaining series of videos.

Hey there @Bedirhan! My name is Jardy, and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the Halifax 21st. We would love to sign you for the rest of the season, and more importantly, playoffs! You want nice weather? Halifax definitely has that (In the Summer, I'm assuming it's rainy and cold in the winters)! The Canadian East Coast has lots of great culture, and it's a cool place to hang out! You want a winning record? We have that too! We're 28-21-5, and will be a bit of an underdog going into playoffs. You want ice time? We also plenty of that as well! We currently have 5 forwards so you'll have so much ice time you'll need a hot bath after every game. Join the 21st, and you'll be joining the Ships with shipments of 'ships! Just quote this post or tag me with your acceptance and I can send an official contract offer when you're ready! *This message has been brought to you by Jeff Bezos and the Amazon Corporation

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*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* BECAUSE I’M UNHINGED AND SWEARING AND SHIT https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-25-Recruitment-e1lngj4 In today’s episode, I talk about our latest YouTube ad drive a bit and then come up with a BRILLIANT TPE-EARNING/RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY Mentions/not mentions: @JustMatt @Gustav @Recruitment Crew @Alex

Embarrassingly the irony of that statement hadn't even occurred to me when I wrote it.

Welcome @Sully! My name is Jardy, and I'm the Assistant GM of the Halifax 21st. I have some questions for you: 1. Do you like boats? 2. Would you like to be an impact player on a team punching above their weight? 3. Does throwing down the tyrannical billionaire teams in playoffs sounds appealing to you? 4. Would you like quite a bit of ice time? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you would be an absolute perfect fit on the 21st. All you have to do to join us is quote this post with your acceptance, and I can send you a contract. Once you accept, you'll automatically become a legend in my eyes, so I hope you have the stomach for heroics. #SettingSail #BoatGang #HASHTAGS