JardyB10

Ya know what? I'm down. I don't know how I'll write it in 15 minutes, but whatever, I'll puke up something.

Dammit, how did I miss all this? Fuck off, Kyle! Fuck that, I'd rather be permabanned. My parents own a rental property on Avenue R. Like, half a block away from the house that five year old got murdered in, lol. > Puts "lol" in the same sentence as "that five year old got murdered." > >

Well fuck

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THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS DAVOS BUT THE FIRE BURNS IT ALL AWAY

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In light of the Helsinki Titans going down 2-0 in their semi-final playoff series against the Davos Dynamo, Titans sophomore centre Naomi Young knew something drastic needed to be done. So she's now renounced her born religion to take up the faith of the red god R'hllor, the Lord of Light. "Davos has just been outplaying us badly. And they've rallied behind Lord Seaworth, the face of Davos. I'd say his fingerbones have been giving their team extraordinary luck. But it's time to show them the pure power of fire," Young explained. The religion is based on a dualistic, manichean view of the world: R'hllor, the god of light, heat, and life, and R'hllor's antithesis the Great Other, the god of ice and death. They are locked in an eternal struggle over the fate of the world; a struggle that, according the ancient prophecies from the books of Asshai, will only end when Azor Ahai, the messianic figure, returns wielding a flaming sword called Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes, and raises dragons from stone. Young burnt several of her worldly belongings as sacrifices to the Lord of Light, including the most recent man TMZ has seen Naomi with at the hour of the wolf. "Yeah I burnt that dude. He was a good guy with a nice d, but the Lord of Light demands great sacrifices. By the end of this series, I hope to burn their entire leadership. Captain Thomas Landry, traitor and Blaptain Odin Tordahl, and the assfistants Bentley and Brovy. Especially Brovy." Game 3 and 4 of the playoffs begin within the hour.

I wouldn't say it's turned WAY down. 25/100. Whatever that means. To compare, fights are at 15 and penalties and hits are at 40. I don't know how Morale works in general though, or how much a difference it makes. I'd wager not much.

Balls

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Nice deadline pickup, TO.

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Where's our offence? :\

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Other than when I create players, I don't modify Morale. It probably adjusts itself after wins, losses, performance, etc.

Moar liek Monday Fonday, lolololol. Just kidding.

Was kind of hoping for a 7-6 octuple OT victory for the Bears here, but Rift remembered that he was actually really good. Fantastic series though.

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This one's going the distance. I know how much Greg loves Game 7s.

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Just give Ball J the Kanou right now.

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