After a disappointing 2nd round playoff exit, it was going to be a long off-season for the Helsinki Titans. The team was aging, and it was time for a changing of the guard. Long time General Manager and expert rigger Mitchell Higgins stepped down in favour of player agent Vincent Wong, known for his representation of all-star Ethan Osborne.
Before the change at the helm however, Higgins traded damn near every single player on the roster, including former 2nd overall pick Naomi Young. After round 1 of playoffs, Young proclaimed she had converted to the Faith of R'hllor, to smite Lord Davos and his subjects. This plan failed, and she was then awkwardly exiled to Switzerland to join her rivals.
"I had mixed feelings about the ordeal, but then I realized the Dynamo have like, 4 or so of my Top 10 favourite people in the VHL. I took it as a sign that R'hllor is a false god, and have NOW decided to convert to the faith of the old gods. I took my vows under a heart tree just yesterday," said Naomi, an apparent zealot.
The Dynamo are hoping to repeat as VHL Champions, having only lost Odin Tordahl in the off-season. This loss was offset by the acquisition of Young, and the roster was bolstered further with the free agency signing of Felix Zamora.
Naomi ended the interview with, "We are going to fuck up some shit, even though this franchise is kind of gay."