Tetricide

I have a son? I have a son

Lol ik ik I do be missing him tho

I DID NOT ABANDON YOU DUKAT

1. @Grape F - Axle Gunner F - Grimgor Ironhide F - Jeff Lewis D - Leif Reingaard D- Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage G - Olober Syke 2. @GoodLeftUndone F - Leonard Triller F - Severus Targaryen F - FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist D - Liv Slater D - Moritz Stauffer G - Merome Dilson 3. @Enorama F - Daryl Dixon F - Larry Abass Jr F - Randy Bobandy D - Skor McFleury D - Rex Wolffe Gregor G - Ryan Artyomov 4. @Tetricide (GM) F - The Frenchman F - Yaroslav Trunov F - Nikolas Kauppi D - David Jokinen D - Phil Strasmore G - Ash Sparks 5. @youloser1337 F - Jimi Jaks F - Mac Atlas F - Harry Callahan D - Jacob Stone D - Bobby Bob G - WWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW 6. @N0HBDY F - John Jameson F - Maxim Anisimov F - Wann Kerr D - Mark Calaway D - Callum Gary Yannick Janser G - Lachlan Summers

note: claimed for week ending 3/31

As an avid movie watcher, it's hard for me to even pick one favorite. I have a few at the top in no particular order. That's why I worded it this way haha

Prague Phantoms Press Conference Week ending 24 March, 2024 1. What's poppin', Prague?! This week is season start week! How excited is your player? 2. What has your player been working on in the off-season? 3. What are some interesting things your player learned in Training Camp? 4. Welcome to the Phamily, Rip Wheeler @ScottyP! The team has recently made a trade involving Wheeler and is eager to see him play. What are you thoughts on the trade (link)? 5. Do you have any Easter...or perhaps April Fool's plans? 6. What is one of your all-time favorite movies?

It's Mike Commodore!

note: unclaimed A little bit of inspo from @OrbitingDeath but I'll never have that touch!

NINEFINGERS BETTER STAY IN HIS LANE

are you tracking my trades

Thank you @leandrofgfor the trade talks! @GoodLeftUndone and @Ktoms22 thank you so much for your time here in Prague! Calgary has an amazing locker room and GM and I hope your players have an equally amazing time there! Welcome to Prague @Alex and @ScottyP! I'm really looking forward to having you play for us!

GREENLAND, REPRESENT!

Player Name: Erik the Red // Erik Thorvaldsson Player Render: Mike Commodore, beard and fro Team: Currently representing Greenland, so any red jersey like Carolina. Also feel free to use this as part of it if you'd like

Transaction ID: 224795618F425780E 1 shmilly player store - Claiming 3/12 Doubles week - Claiming 3/22 5 uncapped - Claiming 3/12

claimed for week ending 3/24/24

Prague Phantoms Press Conference Week ending 17 March, 2024 Please do not do short 1-2 word answers. Put some effort into it! 1. What's poppin' Prague?! This past Saturday was the VHL draft and we welcomed our newest prospects goalie Ondrej Vencko @Mutti, defenseman Chuck E Cheese @a_Ferk, winger Jack Dickins @Mystery_boy98, and centerman Charlie Klepacki @chuck.hockey7! Prospects: Are you looking forward to playing for Prague? Other players: How do you think we did this draft, and what could we have done differently? 2. We said our farewell to an amazing GM Acyd Burn @Acydburn and welcomed in our newest GM Leonard S. Kinnard @Tetricide. Going into season 93 his first time as a VHL GM, how do you think Prague will do this season? 3. With Prague veterans John Jameson @Frank, Nikolas Kauppi, and Matt Murdock set to retire after this upcoming season, what kind of future do you see for the team in the next few seasons? 4. Do you think Jameson will go into the VHL's Hall of Fame? 5. Are you like me and your allergies are really messing you up? 6. What are you doing for spring break? If you're celebrating it.

Erik Thorvaldsson Veteran Greenland Youth Academy Defenseman Age: 27 Height: 2m Weight: 113kg Erik the Red has finally announced his move to the VHL scene after 10 years in the Greenland Youth Academy. Scouts have already started interviews with the grizzled Greenland veteran. Our own totally unbiased Greenland Scouting crew has been following closely to Erik the past few seasons, anticipating his announcement. Fast, relentless, and egregiously aggressive describes the momentum this defenseman has to take down the next opponent with the puck. It's no wonder he's finally decided to move up in the world -- he's got bigger fish to fry in the VHL than picking on the kids trying to make it in the big leagues and utterly failing because Erik doesn't know when to stop. He's got a bad temper that has often led to making the sin bin his second home (and sometimes taking a nap in there). In one interview, Erik was asked if he'd pump the brakes on being a goon once he transitions over to the VHLM and said, "It's kind of in my nature at this point, you know? I'll probably hold back in the VHL's minors, but no promises once I go pro..." Pros: Shut-down defenseman. Fun to have around in the locker room. Might give you a noogie. Absolute team player, although he has expressed his disinterest in staying on one team his entire pro career. Will play for anyone. Cons: Doesn't know when to stop -- this includes noogies. Unintentional penalties resulting from aggressive play. Very long history (at least 10 years) of a terrible temper that has often resulted in a fight breaking out, although minor leagues allegedly will not be affected by said temper. The VHL may be the perfect outlet with the perfect players for Erik the Red to live up to his name. Some key notes of improvement our scouting crew has made are that Erik needs to keep his stick on the ice and not on people's faces, maybe slow down next time before you check that guy into the glass, and why do you always smell strongly of fish? Honestly, I think we all deserve an answer on the last note there... As far as a positive note, they mentioned Erik may be a pretty fast skater and sometimes he does a weird jump and spin move during warmup like he's a figure skater and this could prove very useful if he ever decided to carry a puck with him to the offensive zone instead of carrying a player into the stands.

We'll try our damnest! Thank you Frank!

ERIK THE RED IS READY TO PUT SOME PEOPLE TO SLEEP!!!!

Player Information Username: Tetricide Player Name: Erik Thorvaldsson Recruited From: Returning Age: 27 Position: D Height: 77 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Greenland Player Page @VHLM GM

@FrankJohn Jameson, a legend whose name the city will continue to chant for seasons to come. He makes his final stand...