Tetricide

Therefore I will blame my 1 TPE earning on you instead of myself. Thanks Jason.

SCOREY PERRY (junior) Welcome to the league!

@Jonny

https://vhlportal.com/teams/waivers This will take you to our teams page where you can see each team, where they currently are in the standings, which positions are needed (green means immediate need, yellow is approaching limit, and red is full), and then their waiver pitch on the right hand side. From there you can select the team you're interested in, and the GM will reach out to you to get signed on!

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Hey everyone! I know I'm a bit late on these awards, but I may or may not have totally forgotten about them... Season 91 may have been my worst season yet as a GM, but I still had a great crew of players that made it so much better. Alright, let's not delay this any further -- here are your award winners! Yun Chiang Award (Most Goals) Matthew Highmore @NineIQ v2 Our now captain scored 46 goals in season 91! Absolutely instrumental in Miami sneaking into the playoffs. Igor Molotov Award (Most Assists) Matthew Highmore Highmore was also the leader in most assists at 49, nearly breaking 100 points total for the season at 95! Matty Fire Award (Best Two-Way Forward) Matthew Highmore Okay, let me explain myself. It was a tough one to choose between Highmore and Kel Varnsen, and Varnsen's stats were for only 28 games before he went IA. So, I determined that a player needed to play at least half a season (36 games) to be eligible for fairness. I really wish I could've seen his potential at a full season, and I hope I see him return in the near future! Highmore's stats: 72GP, 46G/49A/95P, +22, 33PIM, 108 hits, 45 SB, 12 powerplay points. Omi Aberg Award (Best Mid-Season Signing) Joe Shmo @matt sovick S91 was not our best season for quantity during the mid-season and TDL signings, but we certainly got QUALITY players! Joe Shmo, who is also now drafted to Miami, would go on to have the best stats among the active mid-season signed players. Shmo's stats: 32GP, 17G/21A/38P, -5, 10 PIM, 85 hits, 16 SB, 6 powerplay points. Lionel Collberg Award (Best Defenseman) Petit Hughie @Sen Ahh... Petit Hughie. The spicy North Korean who was an absolute unit on the ice. I don't think much needs to be said when he is also the recipient of the Ryan Sullivan Trophy (best defenseman). Let the stats speak for him. Hughie's stats: 72GP, 13G/70A/83P, -9, 66 PIM, 219 hits, 157 SB, 17 powerplay points. Most Valuable Pirate (MVP) Matthew Highmore And it's not because he's listed 3 times! It was really mostly a tie between Highmore and Hughie as both were in the top tier of the team as far as stats and gameplay goes. To me, the slight edge goes to Highmore for the much-needed defense (on top of his already amazing offense) we needed as we had only one for most of the season. That's obviously not to discount all of Hughie's efforts! Practically a one man show on the defense, but as the saying goes there's no " i " in team and Highmore made sure Hughie wasn't left out there by himself. That concludes the season 91 Miami Marauders awards ceremony! Congrats to all recipients, and I wish everyone on the current roster good luck for season 92!

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It's okay! I'm gonna do another attempt at sending you a message and we'll go from there!

Hey Khail! Welcome to the league and Miami! I tried sending you messages for some info, but you've left each conversation.

I was going through this thread, saw this comment: and was thinking... What if we had something like TPE "bounties"? I don't know what the demand would be, and it would probably be fairly infrequent. When an opportunity like this comes up that one or two people could do that benefits the community, I agree we should offer TPE in exchange for their contributions. It would strictly be bounties posted by Staff/Admins with requirements explained in full and TPE payout listed. Completion would be verified and "rubber-stamped" by the Staff member who posted the bounty, and @v.2 as head of PT would approve the TPE submission (just a suggestion...makes sense in my head). The bounties would be stuff like what's mentioned in the linked comment -- something that isn't what you can normally claim for a task or job, not that easy to do, time consuming, and contributes to the community or the forum in a positive light. I feel like this could open up really good opportunities for both long-time and new-found members.

I need lore on the Stick of a Thousand Ages! What a fun biography to read

Heeeesss baaaaaack!

1. @Dadam30 F - Mac Atlas F - Jimi Jaks F - Yaroslav Bogatyrev D - Bobby Bob D - Liv Slater G - Joel Castle 2. @Smarch F - AK92 Wit da Hoodie F - Molly the cat F - Larry Abass Jr D - Mark Calaway D - David Jokinen G - Art Vandelay 3. @Tetricide (GM) F - John Jameson F - Jasper Davis F - Nikolas Kauppi D - Pierre Emile Bouchard D - Rex Wolffe Gregor G - Matt Murdock 4. @DarkSpyro F - Henry Eagles F - Daryl Dixon F - Leonard Triller D - Jacob Stone D - Moritz Stauffer G - Ash Sparks 5. @Zetterberg F - Axle Gunner F - Todd Cooke F - The Frenchman D - Skor McFleury D - Elias Lampi G - Jesse Teno 6. @Victor F - Jason F - FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist F - Wann Kerr D - Kronchy Kardashian D - Velociraptor Greg G - Fuukka Rask

What's up VHL community?! Today, I sent a poll to all my players to vote for their captains. We even had to do a wheel spin to break a couple ties... Here are our Season 92 captains! Captain - Matthew Highmore @NineIQ v2 Alternate - Zeal-Emiritus Fleming @FabioF04 Alternate - Gul Dukat @MSouthworth Congratulations to our newly appointed captains! I can't wait to see you lead your fellow Marauders on and off the ice.

Welcome to the league! We're about to start the season, but teams are still accepting new players.

@MSouthworth

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I think I've seen your doppelganger, Peter Parkersen. Look familiar?

These are exactly the answers I would expect from Dukat himself.

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Welcome to the league!

I'd say it's pretty chill.