Pifferfish

VETO THIS BS!

Sorry I won't forget next time

I'm just a journalist. And sleep Deprivation costs journalistic integrity

@Xhekityb123 here ya go bud, old user name on file.

Hey, I just reported what my sources told me Spartan... I did forget to tie it into his ejection though, that was the whole plan.... Make him getting ejected into a protest over the contract but I messed up

@Spartan i think in actuality i mention you in literally every section of this at some point except the intro and outro. Maybe not directly in the Bocage section but it is about your team so kind of.

(Credit @LucyXpher) Time Stamps and Mentions: (Disclaimer: Recorded before the season turnover and trades being completed on 2/16 and on no sleep in the previous 28 hours, thus the name.) Intro - 0:00 Deadpanda Contract Situation - 1:15 @Alex @Spartan Pending FA Mini Rant - 3:30 Opening Trade Market for Bocage? - 6:30 @Grape @JCarson @kirbithan Punishments - 8:30 @Beketov @Spartan @InstantRockstar Lucy is HUGOATED (inside joke, don't worry about it.) - 21:45 @LucyXpher @Quanack RIP, we'll miss you in Malmo ! @Dabnad Great Rookie Season, let's keep it rocking and rolling! @TheDuke Keep up the good work grinding, happy to have you joining us! @Xhekityb123 Goated trade acquisition, can't wait for Middletoe to do great things. @McLovin Upcoming Projects and Shoutouts - 29:30 @LucyXpher @Mysterious_Fish respond to my HN trade btw... lol @Xhekityb123 Connor McDavid and Max Verstappen Thanks for Listening! Thanks to our sponsor Reb Bull as well.

whats your J-mate rank though?

i literally made an MS a week ago in which i mentioned every VHL team... other than Davos lol... totally was like, yeah... that all of em.. send!

beating Davos is unimpressive, i literally forget they are a team all the time lol... love ya @Alex gl this season btw...

so you are saying you'd have won if you were GM of Moscow over Spartan?

Yeah fair, I will say, at this point being mid pack isn't a bad thing. Like here is the Wild Card teams that have made the Finals in the past 10 seasons. S97: Riga (R) and Seattle (C) S94: Moscow (C) S92: London (R) S91: Helsinki (R) S88: London (C) 6 finals runs for WC teams put of 20 possible and 3 wins. And in looking at this I noticed how shockingly often 3 seeded teams make the finals... Probably the most prevalent position in the seeding to make the finals, which I do feel is in Malmo's range potentially this season.

? I don't get this response? What is even the point of this? You say I think Malmo will be contending, which I dont and never have stated. I said Malmo would be easily capable of continuing being competitive, as in being a playoff team. Our range is easily from 3rd to 6th... Which is... Repeat after me class!... COMPETITIVE... Riga and Seattle just went to a finals from 4th seeds. Being competitive is fine while we build toward the future.

Just know when I say "compete for playoff spots" that doesn't me buy into the playoffs. If we miss, we miss. But we will take value when we see it if people want out players. Like moving Kemp for Bachmann.

No I mean, like the idea of competing for a playoff spot being dumb for malmo doesn't make sense, they don't have the assets to be a strong contender, but they don't own their firsts so tanking is dumb, right now while we wait until S100, competing for playoff spots is the best we can do.

2 of those 4 players have become more than Clickers since that trade due to our culture in Malmo, one is the highest earning player in the VHL this past month, or maybe he has fallen out of the top. Shaw is busy with a bit of school stuff but is planning to get on the MS train and be closer to maxing.

Buddy is acting like we didn't literally lose to the same team that he lost to, and we were closer to beating them lol comical.

Nyko, look at Malmo's draft pick situation, what reason do they have to be bad? So our players get disinterested and go IA? This is the issue with people like Grape's opinions. They are 1 dimensional and lack actual context of Malmo's situation. Not that you are in the wrong here, I'm just merely saying this happens a lot very often. Idk

I said we'd still probably be in the playoffs in S98. In the context of trading that pick and it's value not being that high. We are still better than Warsaw and London, Riga is about to probably sell depending what their new GM does. Which puts us firmly in the Wild Card.

smh....

We just want to make your dream of being #2 become a reality. (Also, DISCLAIMER: I have no say in what Malmo does and the opinions expressed by Piffer are his own and not those of the Nighthawks organization). Also I got a question for you. I'll send in DMs.

Cool, can't wait to have Venkman @Joshblock shots for me!

Prague Phantoms PC! Feb 23rd 1. Howdy Phantoms, I'm your new AGM, Petr Pekař! How do you feel about my own addition to the Front Office? 2. Multiple trades find the team with a new look next season, how do you feel about the additions of Lucy Leitner @LucyXpher and Matteo Stefano @mmrs617? 3. With these additions there was some subtraction. We lost our prospect Dog Jagr @koty_k. Anything you want to say about what this means to you to have a solid young player on their way out, even if it means improving? 4. Congratulations to those moving up to the VHL this season! That list includes Brigitta Sandstrom @Acydburn and Luc Moreau @minman. If you are someone moving up, any thoughts on your upcoming rookie season? If you are returning, what kind of impact are you expecting from the youngsters in S98? 5. Many other teams made moves so far, any comments on what our EU Conference competitors have done so far in Davos, Malmo, and Helsinki? 6. Are you involved in any of the upcoming offseason tournaments either as a player or GM, if so which one and in what roles?

This trade right here, is exactly what is wrong with this damn league. The people who F wit me know what I'm talking about. I'll provide no further details.

Fuck it, apply