Pifferfish

1. Jorgen needs to play like the rest of this rookie class in net. 2. Randy Bobandy has been a top player not only for Malmo but in the whole league for a while. 3. Nuuk Dukes to represent Greenland in the VHLM. But you'd need a team for the west so I'd probably balance the league with the addition of the Portland Blades. (Portland just feels like the next biggest city without VHL representation on the West coast of NA and Blades feels like a nice nod to a past team in the Brampton Blades RIP). 4. break dancing for sure, clearly that just requires a drinking problem based on the memes. 5. Kaleeb gets a ton of credit, but keeping a team so good and with a clear identity for so long is truly amazing 6. My cat, my phone, my car keys. Easy question.

Philadelphia Reapers Press Conference S95 August 18th: 1. How does it feel to return to or be drafted by the Reapers for this upcoming S95? 2. Which player drafted has the best chance of being the team's MVP? 3. What's the biggest hole GM Iceman needs to address for this team to find success? 4. What stat line would you feel means your player had a good season? 5. If Philly could acquire any current player from another team, who would be your top pick for the Front Office to invest in adding? 6. Is a crepe just a glorified pancake, and why do we need fancier pancakes when the OG is so good on it own?

You would be a great VHLM GM, hopefully an opening comes up this offseason for you. Fingers crossed!

Howdy VHLers!!!! This is my first upload of any content since taking over as the Head of VSN and it's just my thoughts on some stuff. Relevant links will be provided below for your viewing pleasure along with a sort of table of contents to see what I discuss. Thanks for listening, especially you @Mysterious_Fish and @Lemorse7. Topics: *First week as VSN Head *#Piffer4GM2024 @FrostBeard stepping down from DC. *Name Controversy (sorry mods, I love you all and what you do) *Trivia is too hard, let's fix it! https://vhlforum.com/topic/135300-trivia-question-submission-thread/ *Apply to VSN today! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf0xmleI902k9ESFKxBZvSMeSKfRGQTM2IYugz8EKBU4qgXTA/viewform?usp=sf_link

Tbh, I read at the lowest reading level conceivable... So I wish you the best of luck, lmk when we get an audiobook though.

If Neo literally does not actually kill Darth Vader I'm requesting a trade from Malmo.

Ordered "the retirement" of him... Alright, sure buddy... We know what really went down.

@Bombshuka

@KaleebtheMighty lost to a bit goalie

Is that Ben Bishop with the Stars? I might be stupid

Yes

@Jaja Dingdong 100 TPE Claim

@Bombshuka confirm? @ThunderCloud confirm?

@lilchrist250 TPE Claim

1. It's spelled Løvstrøm. But to answer the actual question... Amazingly. 2. I don't worry about other teams, just focused on the heat seeking rubber missiles that are traveling 100 MPH at my face. 3. No cherry picking. Contribute on the backcheck. But most importantly score more, I can stop a 999 picks out of 1000 shots but to win we need at least 2 goals. 4. @Muttiput me on Czech beer. 5. Czech beer, duh. 6. Is there one with Czech beer as the primary focus?

Gotta get him to be the career backup for Spider tbh. That tandem would be iconic

You took away his first name so he picked a solid backup

@Bombshuka

Pathfinder

Hell yeah, depending on the days of the week I'd be about it.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6oUQJcwrovdhlyowXVvckD?si=keVWzMc0TYexwlASgpd1Ew&utm_source=copy-link

VHL is dying... And we need a hero. I'm summoning anyone who will listen to call upon the powers of... EMMETT!

i just shiver thinking about seeing a line of CCM helmets down a bench, then this uncovered mug being the one that comes over the boards....

@FrostBeard what a career... nuff said. hats off from me... legend. my DMs are always open to you bc i genuinely have enjoyed every chat we've had... even if our interaction has been limited. (still amazes me some of the people i commonly talk to despite actually having no crossover any where in the VHL, but thats the beauty of this website i guess)

Philadelphia Reapers Press Conference S95 August 18th: 1. The further last week's discussion of crepes... is almond milk actually just better than actual cow's milk? 2. What is your dream VHL team to join if you had free will and weren't bound by a draft? 3. Where do you predict Philly ends up in the standings at the end of the season? 4. What team is going to be our top rivals this season in the VHLM? 5. Is Keon Jeannot proud of his son, Jackson Jeannot, for acing the Reapers interview and getting drafted to the franchise legend's alum? 6. What locker room pranks have you pulled and on which teammates or members of team staff?