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1) 7.5 - solid memories of watching nhl faves growing up. Hard to come up with stuff. 2) it’s tough…and a lot to work through and learn. I’d say just ask questions and lean on the locker room. 3) Sharky! Haha nah, nobody, like our squad…just need to get the scoring rolling. 4) Probably Randy Bobandy…he’s tearing it up with 84 points this year…total stud. 5) I trust Frank and I’m hoping Rip stays off the block! 6) Only remember watching Johnny Hockey play. Just had silky mits and out together a ton of highlight reel goals. Horrible tragedy for that family.

1) nah, we got this! 2) did not see it coming….at all! 3) mexicancow! Stud in all the ways!! 4) Rip! Been putting the puck in the net! 5) Logan I assume, he’s a meathead!! 6) no idea!!!!

Rip Wheeler: A Rising Star in the Victory Hockey League Rip Wheeler, the dynamic forward for the Vancouver Wolves in the Victory Hockey League (VHL), is making waves with his exceptional performance this season. Racking up an impressive 39 points in 36 games, Wheeler has established himself as a force to be reckoned with in the league. His electrifying play has drawn comparisons to some of the NHL's top stars, sparking excitement and anticipation for his future. Wheeler's career trajectory has been nothing short of remarkable. With his explosive speed, keen eye for the net, and exceptional puck-handling skills, he has consistently outperformed expectations. His ability to create scoring chances and finish plays has made him a nightmare for opposing defenses. As he continues to mature and gain experience, the sky seems to be the limit for Wheeler's potential. When discussing Wheeler's breakout season, it's natural to draw parallels to some of the NHL's most memorable breakout years. Here are five players who had similar, if not more impressive, starts to their careers: Teemu Selanne (1992-1993): The Finnish Flash burst onto the NHL scene with a rookie season for the ages.Selanne's speed, goal-scoring prowess, and playmaking ability made him an instant sensation. His 76 goals and 132 points remain rookie records to this day. Patrick Kane (2007-2008): Kane's rookie season with the Chicago Blackhawks was a revelation. His electrifying skating, creativity, and clutch performances helped lead the Blackhawks to the Stanley Cup Finals. Kane's 21 goals and 78 points solidified his status as one of the league's brightest young stars. Auston Matthews (2016-2017): Matthews made a splash in his debut season with the Toronto Maple Leafs,becoming the first American-born player to score four goals in a single game. His offensive dominance and physical presence made him an immediate fan favorite and a frontrunner for the Calder Trophy. Connor McDavid (2015-2016): McDavid's rookie season with the Edmonton Oilers was a sight to behold. His unparalleled speed, agility, and vision made him a generational talent. McDavid's 48 points in 45 games earned him the Hart Trophy as the league's MVP. Alex Ovechkin (2005-2006): Ovechkin's rookie season with the Washington Capitals was a whirlwind. His powerful shot, physical play, and goal-scoring ability made him an instant superstar. Ovechkin's 54 goals and 106 points set a new record for rookie goals and points in a single season. While Wheeler may not have quite reached the same heights as these NHL legends just yet, his early-season performance certainly hints at his potential to become a star in the VHL and perhaps even beyond. As he continues to develop his skills and gain experience, it will be fascinating to see how far he can take his career. In addition to his on-ice accomplishments, Wheeler has also become known for his sense of humor and outgoing personality. His ability to connect with fans and teammates has made him a beloved figure in the VHL. Whether he's cracking jokes in the locker room or dazzling crowds with his on-ice performances, Wheeler has undoubtedly left his mark on the league.

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Sharky takes aim: The roast of Rip and Scotty! This is my interpretation of Sharky aka Thunder roasting me (Rip Wheeler/Scotty P)…that is if he was actually funny! He’s not, but I enjoyed this attempt at some self deprecating humor! "Alright, let's give it up for the T-Triple G, Rip Wheeler! The self proclaimed Team Guy, Glue Guy….Rip says he’s the glue that holds this team together. More like Elmer's, not epoxy. He's the definition of a 'team player', which is code for 'doesn't score enough goals'. You’re the Jimmy Hurdstram of hockey, Rip. Always there to deliver a tough, inspiring speech, but when it comes to actually scoring goals, you're about as effective as a one legged guy in an ass kicking contest! Hey Rip, remember that scene in Yellowstone where Jimmy couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn? Yeah, same energy when you’re shooting the puck! And let's talk about your fashion sense, Rip. You look like you raided a cos-play cowboy convention. I mean, cowboy boots and jeans since when? You ain’t a cowboy son, you’re too old to play dress up! You know, I was thinking about your adopted life philosophy of Scotty P. from 'Meet the Millers,' 'No ragrets.'…Well, Rip, I've got some “ragrets” for you. I regret watching you play hockey. I regret not betting against you. And I really regret that you're on my team. So, let's hear it for Rip Wheeler, the king of missed opportunities…thanks for reminding us that every game is a new opportunity to disappoint us all over again."

1) Depends, I love roasting the boys and playing jokes…but I don’t mess with peoples food…food is serious business to me. 2) Every time we lose two in a row, he should have write - I will not fuck with Simon, VHL hockey god…200 times and post it. 3) I try not to get too excited about things until they happen or until I accomplish the thing…whatever it is. 4) it’s growing on me…camping with things to do, lake, hiking, campfire drinking…has more appeal than it used to for sure. 5) Worst…church camp when I was younger…older kids took me fishing, caught some trout, gutted them and threw the guts on me…fuck this guys. lol 6) Used to get pretty sauced playing NHL on Xbox with Scurvy…he loved that…lol…I enjoy a night cap on my deck scrolling Twitter watching the world go crazy. 7) Campfire?!?

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Post-Game Scrum: Rip Wheeler, Vancouver Wolves - Season 95: The Vancouver Wolves locker room is a somber place. The team has just suffered their fourth consecutive loss to start the season, and the frustration is palpable. Rip Wheeler, one of the team's top, emerges from the showers and steps into the media scrum. Rip: Aight boys, send it, let’s get this thing goin’… Reporter 1: Rip, four losses in a row. Not a good start by any means…How do you guys pick yourselves up from this one? Rip: Look baud, it's uh, tough to swallow another loss. It’s uh ya know, a long season, a marathon, not a sprint. We ah, are uh, putting in the work, but uh, the puck ya know, just isn’t bouncin’ our way. We've got to find a way to bear down, nose to the grindstone and uh get some greasy goals. Reporter 2: You guys seem to be struggling to generate offense. What’s going on? Rip: We’re creating chances, I mean shit man, 50-60 shots or something like that huh?…but we’re not burying the biscuit. I mean uh, Hockey’s a game of inches and uh some nights the uh puck uh, doesn’t go your way. We gotta find a way to get that uh extra little effort, that extra little hustle from the boys and uh get to the dirty areas and make some shit happen. Reporter 3: The fans are starting to get a bit restless. Are you guys feeling the pressure? Rip: Ya buddy, we get it ya know? We understand the fans are frustrated. We’re the first ones to be pissed off and we’re professionals. We uh are expected to ah perform at a high level, no excuses. We uh, are gonna keep working hard and turn this thing around, no doubt baud. Reporter 4: You’re one of the leaders of this team. Do you feel like you’re doing enough to help lead this team to victory? Rip: I’m a vet, and leader, and uh ya know uh, I take full responsibility. I’ve got to be better for sure. I’ve got to uh, find uh, a way to produce more. But it’s a team game. We all need to step up. Reporter 5: Do you think you guys are mentally tough enough to overcome this losing streak? Rip: Mental toughness is a huge part of this game. We’ve got a uh resilient group in the room. We’re gonna stick together, keep in uh grinding, and find a way to start stackin’ some dubyas. Reporter 6: A lot of people are questioning the team’s effort. What do you say to those critics? Rip: Effort is never a question with us…We’re uh laying it all out on the uh line every night. Hockey’s a tough game. Sometimes things ya know uh, don’t go your way. But we’re gonna keep uh grinding and uh keep battling, period. And uh…. A reporter interrupts with a particularly pointed question Reporter 7: You guys look like a team that’s quit. Is that accurate? Rip: (Visibly irritated) Quit? Who the fu…(Rip catches himself and takes a deep breath)….That’s a disrespectful question baud…it’s 4 damn games in!…some uh bad luck and uh solid goal tending in the other end. We’re professionals son and dammit we’re all competitors. We’re going to uh find a way to win….we’re done here. The scrum begins to break up as tensions rise. Rip: (To teammates) Let’s regroup, boys….win streak starts now! 544 words

Rip Wheeler wasn't your average hockey player. Sure, he could slap a puck with the best of ‘em. His wrist shot was a thing of legend in the Victory Hockey League. But it was the nights off the ice that truly defined the man. And when the puck dropped on a Vancouver road trip, all bets were off. Beside him was Logan Ninefingers, a name as infamous as the missing digits on his left hand. They were a pair, a dynamic duo of grit and guile, their bond forged in the crucible of the locker room and the darker corners of Vancouver’s nightlife. The city was a neon-lit playground for these two, a place where the lines between hockey player and outlaw blurred. Their nights were a symphony of whiskey, women, and whatever chaos the city threw their way. Top-shelf whiskey was a staple, a smooth burn against the raw edge of their lives. It started innocently enough, a quiet dinner at a dimly lit steakhouse. But as the night wore on, the whiskey flowed, and the world outside seemed to fade. The once respectable establishment became a battleground when a drunk fan dared to challenge Rip's skill on the ice. A chair flew, a jaw cracked, and suddenly, the quiet dinner was a full-blown brawl. Logan, ever the opportunist, was there to lend a hand, or rather, nine fingers. The fight was over before it began, the offending fan reduced to a quivering mess. When the dust settled, they were escorted out, laughter echoing in the wake of their departure. Their next stop was a seedy bar, a place where shadows seemed to have a life of their own. The music was loud, the drinks stronger, and the clientele a colorful mix of locals and tourists. It was here that Rip met her, a fiery redhead with eyes that held the promise of adventure. The night was a blur of pool, cheap beer, and endless flirting. Logan, ever the wingman, provided comic relief with his questionable dance moves and even more questionable pickup lines. By the time the sun began to peek over the city, they were stumbling out into the fresh morning air, the night a distant memory. These were the nights that fueled the legend of Rip Wheeler. They were tales whispered in locker rooms and bars, stories that made him more than just a hockey player. He was a survivor, a fighter, a man who lived life on his own terms. And with Logan Ninefingers by his side, the world was his oyster, or at least, his shot glass. But as the sun rose, casting long shadows over the city, Rip couldn't shake the feeling that there was more to life than endless nights of debauchery. Maybe it was the whiskey talking, or maybe it was the quiet voice of reason buried deep within him. Whatever it was, it pulled him back to the ice, to the roar of the crowd, and the simple joy of the game. For now, though, there was still a night to finish. Another whiskey to savor, another story to be written. After all, a legend was never built on sobriety.

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Rip Wheeler: The Wolf Pack's ready to Ride for the 95! Vancouver, BC – The Victory Hockey League’s 95th season is just around the corner, and the Vancouver Wolves are gearing up for another thrilling campaign. A key figure in the Wolves’ lineup is forward, Rip Wheeler. Known for his physicality and scoring ability, Wheeler has been putting in the work this offseason to elevate his game to new heights. When asked about his offseason regimen, Wheeler didn’t mince words. “We’ll baud, It’s been a grind,” he said with a grin. “Lifting heavy, stretching with the ya know uh yoga, learning to grapple with jiujitsu, and throwing some heavy punches in the boxing ring. I’m ready to bring the uh heat this season.” The tough-guy image is a staple for Wheeler, but there’s more to the forward than meets the eye. He’s quick to laugh and share stories about his teammates, particularly his close friend (or work “buddy” ), Logan Ninefingers. "We’ve been through a lot together ya know?” Wheeler said, a hint of nostalgia in his voice. "We’ve uh ya know. countless laughs and a few too many whiskeys. He's my brother…we’ll more like a step, but uh you get it." The duo's off-ice antics are legendary in the Wolves' locker room. From practical jokes to late-night escapades, they’ve become synonymous with the team's culture. But Wheeler is also aware of the importance of team unity and fostering a positive environment. One way the Wolves have done this is by embracing a tradition as old as hockey itself: hazing. "It’s a rite of uh passage," Wheeler explained. "Builds character, you know? We've got a new rookie this year, Bollos de Trueno. He's a good kid, hard worked and uh yeah, but he’s in for a world of fun." Wheeler’s playful demeanor quickly turned serious when the conversation shifted to the upcoming season. "We’ve got a talented group in the room” he said. "A mix of young guns and experienced veterans. We’re hungry for uh success, and we’re going to give it ya know, uh everything we’ve got." As for his personal goals, Wheeler is focused on improving his all-around game. "I want to contribute more offensively, while still being a physical force for the boys," he stated. "I want to be a leader and have an impact on and off the ice." Rips quest for greatness has been seasons on the making. He’s finally found a home after bouncing around the league for most of his career. “From the GM down to the boys working in the “M”, I couldn’t be happier to be part of of uh such a solid organization and bunch absolute savages in the room” With his combination of skill, grit, and humor, Rip Wheeler is a fan favorite and a crucial piece of the Vancouver Wolves puzzle. As the new season approaches, the hockey world is eagerly anticipating what he will bring to the ice. Rip has put in the work, but the work continues as the quest for a season 95 “ship” begins shortly! 511 words

1) Out on a lake paddle boarding with some white claws or the pool with some whiskey gingers! 2) Johnny Utahs, hits just right…can have a bunch without getting crazy. lol 3) Pool, unless it’s in California where you can boogie board…not a big “sand” guy…rather keep it clean! 4) Lots of small town “festivals” in north snohomish county (north of Seattle)…vendors, food trucks, parades and entertainment! 5) Bolos De Trueno took the L! At least I think so based on the LR chat. 6) It’s probably already over…but I’d root for Toronto..keep the cup in North America! 7) Just graduated from college…looking back, I knew nothing and a lucky I’ve made it this far! Haha

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1) Excited, ready to rock with the boys! 2) Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth! But still had confidence in our group to make it happen. 3) Logan, heart and soul guy…glue guy all the way. Plus he’s doing it all with a disability! 4) Tough club, but we had momentum from the reverse sweep…felt good. Solid. 5) Shocked, Rip took a few day bender to shake the off the hurt. He’s back locked in now. 6) A little bit of both, I think great team D and solid goal tending go hand in hand. 7) Nah, forward focused…ready to Riot next season in Vancouver!

1) Family, BBQ and blowing shit up! Merica! 2) Stamkos to the Preds…they’re making some moves! 3) Kraken made some good moves…excited to see what Dan Bylsma can do behind the bench too! 4) Doesn’t matter, I think we pull out a reverse sweep and move to round 2! 5) Pretty happy, Rip was a little hot and cold…really good weeks and weeks where Simon punked him hard…rest of the playoffs and next season is all about growth and consistency. 6) Rip gets his shit together. 7) Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fud…true OGs.

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Vancouver Wolves Recap: A Bite Out of the Big Apple and Howling for More: Season 94 Review (Part 2) The first round of the season 94 playoffs saw the hungry Wolves take a big bite out of the New York Americans in the first round. Initially down 2-0, a lot of critics wrote them off. But as Rip Wheeler likes to say “we didn’t write back eh?!” This went the full five games, as toe Wolves clawed back into and with Vancouver's offensive firepower proved too much for the Americans. Lazaro continued tearing it up on the scoresheet, leading the wolves to victory. The entire team rose to the occasion, with Vidarsson making several key saves in the closing minutes of games to preserve victories. Now, the Wolves find themselves in the second round, battle tested with a championship on their minds. Their offense is a force to be reckoned with, and their defense has shown it can rise to the challenge. With Vidarsson standing tall between the pipes, this team is a legitimate threat to hoist the VHL trophy. Buckle up Vancouver fans, because this pack of Wolves is on the hunt! Part 2) 176 Words - VHL.com article

Vancouver Wolves Recap: A Bite Out of the Big Apple and Howling for More: Season 94 Review (part 2) The first round of the season 94 playoffs saw the hungry Wolves take a big bite out of the New York Americans in the first round. Initially down 2-0, a lot of critics wrote them off. But as Rip Wheeler likes to say “we didn’t write back eh?!” This went the full five games, as toe Wolves clawed back into and with Vancouver's offensive firepower proved too much for the Americans. Lazaro continued tearing it up on the scoresheet, leading the wolves to victory. The entire team rose to the occasion, with Vidarsson making several key saves in the closing minutes of games to preserve victories. Now, the Wolves find themselves in the second round, battle tested with a championship on their minds. Their offense is a force to be reckoned with, and their defense has shown it can rise to the challenge. With Vidarsson standing tall between the pipes, this team is a legitimate threat to hoist the VHL trophy. Buckle up Vancouver fans, because this pack of Wolves is on the hunt! Part 2) 176 Words VHL.com article

Vancouver Wolves Recap: A Bite Out of the Big Apple and Howling for More: Season 94 Review The Vancouver Wolves finished the 94th version of the Victory Hockey Leagues regular season with, clawing their way to a 40-24-8 record. Good enough for a wild card playoff spot in the VHL’s North American Conference. This hungry pack, under the leadership of a battle-tested management group, proved they have the teeth to contend for the VHL championship. Leading the offensive charge was the red-hot duo of Rip Wheeler and Owen Lazaro. Wheeler, a walking quote machine (“Fucking-A right baud!”), and fan favorite on the right wing, notched a career high 31 goals and a 46 assists for 77 points. Lazaro was an absolute stud on left wing, lighting the lamp 39 times and chipping in 56 helpers for a cool 95 points (no big deal)….These two were a nightmare for opposing defenses, a constant blur of motion and pinpoint passing that had fans on the edge of their seats. Lurking just behind the Wheeler-Lazaro show was the ever-dangerous Martin Kemp. Kemp managed to put up 27 goals and rack up 38 assists in just 59 games for Vancouver. Since he came over from Riga; Kemp has been force on the left wing, using his size and strength to protect the puck and find open teammates. The rest of the forward group provided valuable secondary scoring. Right wingers Riley Martin (24 goals, 32 assists) and Logan Ninefingers (32 goals, 44 assists) were offensive threats every time they stepped on the ice. Ninefingers, a skilled sophomore with a nose for the net, has emerged as a future star and cornerstone of this Wolves franchise for years to come. The Vancouver defense was a formidable unit, anchored by the steady presence of veterans, Captain Mark Calaway and Liv Slater. Calaway, a mountain of a man, logged heavy minutes and used his booming slap shot to keep opposing forwards honest. Notching 19 goals and 57 assists for a total of 76 points overall. Slater, a puck-moving defenseman with a knack for finding teammates in scoring positions, chipped in with a solid 69 points (23 goals, 46 assists). Also on the blue line, the unheralded Guntis Gavilrovs emerged as a key contributor…just a gamer in every sense of the word, chipping in 10 goals and a surprising 39 assists. With 248 hits and 249 penalty minutes, he was a physical presence on the blue line this season. His ability to set the tone physically was a difference make and made him a celebrity out on the town with fans and in the room with the boys. Left Alone solidified the defensive side of things putting up 61 points (15 goals, 46 assists) while providing a steady presence on the penalty kill. Anchoring the Vancouver net was the steady Dalkr Vidarsson. The Icelandic netminder started 64 games, posting a very respectable .919 save percentage. Vidarsson's ability to steal games single-handedly was a major factor in the Wolves' success. There were nights when he seemed to stand on his head, frustrating opposing scorers with skills on the net….. Part 1) 521 words - Media Spot

1) Lose in 7 “man in the arena” vibes. 2) Goalie…can steal a game or win a series! 3) what’s up bud, sharky and scurvy are full of shit! 4) Yeah, we got this. Less whiskey before the game for Rip and Ninefingers and we’ll be fine! 5) Van Vs. Everybody! Taking on all comers…gotta be em all anyways! 6) Rip and Ninefingers…whiskey for all and if Sharky shows up, strippers and blow! lol 7) Nah fam, just focused on making Rip not suck. And dodging shit posts from Scurvy and Shark.

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Spittin' Chiclets with RA, Biz, and Whit: Interview with Rip Wheeler! Part 2: Rip: Well, Girts, our goon or sometimes straight up goblin, ya know he loves to crank up some AC/DC before every game. Apparently, it's good luck cuz he’s ya know knocked out half the league at this point. I’m more of a legion of doom guy, ya know uh, rocking out to uh the Ol iron man banger before the games…other than that it’s uh ya know, post game whiskey and “See-Gars” as old Niners likes to put it! RA: Sounds like you guys like to live it up…but are you guys all stuck in 1994 watching Bret Hart, Hulk Hulkster and Sean Michael’s tear it up?! Haha But on a serious note, Rip, you guys are makin' some noise in Vancouver. What's the feeling in the locker room with the playoffs just around the corner? Rip: There's a good buzz, uh ya know with the uh boys, a real good buzz. We got the talent, the chemistry, and let's not forget that good Ol Vancouver riotous spirit. We're hungry for a shot at the cup, that's for sure. Biz: Well, we're pullin' for ya, Rip! Listen, before we let you go, any good off-ice stories for the listeners? Something to give them a glimpse into the wild world of the VHL? Rip: Oh boy, where do I even fucking start huh boys?! Alright, how about this one. We're on a road trip in uh Moscow? Dead of winter, coldest place I’ve ever uh been ya know. We won, so Vlad was big mad!…anyways. We get back to the hotel after a game, and there's Niners, in the lobby, shirtless, housing some stoli vodka and doing snow angels. Turns out, the hot water pipes burst in his room, and that was his way of coolin' down! We might be on the uh ya know, the uh FSBs most wanted list, but all and all…ya know uh, we gotta out of there with uh a, a win, some Russian vodka, some smokeshow Russian maidens and by the skin of our teeth baud! Winners all around! Whit: Sounds like a typical night for the boys from Van! Rip: There you go, Whit. It’s what we do! You boys take care, and thanks for havin' me on! RA: Thanks for joining us, Rip! Best of luck to you and the Wolves in the playoffs! Biz: And hey, if you boys win the cup, we’ll be coming to the parade in our favorite WWF attire, smashing stoli vodka all the way!

Part 2: Rip: Well, Girts, our goon or sometimes straight up goblin, ya know he loves to crank up some AC/DC before every game. Apparently, it's good luck cuz he’s ya know knocked out half the league at this point. I’m more of a legion of doom guy, ya know uh, rocking out to uh the Ol iron man banger before the games…other than that it’s uh ya know, post game whiskey and “See-Gars” as old Niners likes to put it! RA: Sounds like you guys like to live it up…but are you guys all stuck in 1994 watching Bret Hart, Hulk Hulkster and Sean Michael’s tear it up?! Haha But on a serious note, Rip, you guys are makin' some noise in Vancouver. What's the feeling in the locker room with the playoffs just around the corner? Rip: There's a good buzz, uh ya know with the uh boys, a real good buzz. We got the talent, the chemistry, and let's not forget that good Ol Vancouver riotous spirit. We're hungry for a shot at the cup, that's for sure. Biz: Well, we're pullin' for ya, Rip! Listen, before we let you go, any good off-ice stories for the listeners? Something to give them a glimpse into the wild world of the VHL? Rip: Oh boy, where do I even fucking start huh boys?! Alright, how about this one. We're on a road trip in uh Moscow? Dead of winter, coldest place I’ve ever uh been ya know. We won, so Vlad was big mad!…anyways. We get back to the hotel after a game, and there's Niners, in the lobby, shirtless, housing some stoli vodka and doing snow angels. Turns out, the hot water pipes burst in his room, and that was his way of coolin' down! We might be on the uh ya know, the uh FSBs most wanted list, but all and all…ya know uh, we gotta out of there with uh a, a win, some Russian vodka, some smokeshow Russian maidens and by the skin of our teeth baud! Winners all around! Whit: Sounds like a typical night for the boys from Van! Rip: There you go, Whit. It’s what we do! You boys take care, and thanks for havin' me on! RA: Thanks for joining us, Rip! Best of luck to you and the Wolves in the playoffs! Biz: And hey, if you boys win the cup, we’ll be coming to the parade in our favorite WWF attire, smashing stoli vodka all the way!

Spittin' Chiclets with RA, Biz, and Whit: Interview with Rip Wheeler! (This is strictly parody, for sweet TPE and is in no way associated with Spitting Chiclets, Barstool Sports or any of its entity’s…please don’t sue me Dave Portnoy!) (Intro music)…. RA: Hellllooooo everybody, and welcome back to the Spittin' Chiclets podcast presented by Pink Whitney, the grapefruit flavored vodka that's as smooth as the Oilers girl when she goes tarps up... well, maybe not that smooth, but hey, it gets the job done! Today we've got a real beauty on the line, a guy tearin' up the VHL for the Vancouver Wolves, Mr. Rip Wheeler himself! How's she goin', Rip? Rip: Hey there, boys, appreciate you uh, havin' me on. Doin' alright, just tryin' to keep my head down, nose to the grind stone and contribute what I can for the boys in the room. Biz: Head down, eh? Sounds like someone's been spendin' a little too much time your boy with Ninefingers eh?! You boys still givin' him a hard time about that whole cluster earlier this year?! Rip: Oh yeah, you I uh, can't let the big fella forget that one. He’s a walking gong show after hours!…but, truth be told, the way he sauces the biscuit around without an extra digit to play with, maybe it's even, uh ya know an, uh advantage! Whit: Right, advantage, maybe he took some of that length and added it somewhere else?! Haha Rip: Haha, damn, you boys are alright. Listen, gotta give credit where credit's due, you know uh, Ninefingers is a helluva player, even with the… uh…you uh, “handicap”. RA: Speaking of players, Rip you’re havin' yourself a career year, buddy! Career high in all the o-zone categories…and emerging as a leader for the Wolves. And this team's right in the thick of the playoff hunt. What's clickin' for you guys this season? Rip: Well, gotta say, you know uh. the boys on the team have been unreal. Laz is lightin’ up the scoresheet, Marty is ya know uh crushing it uh himself…but uh yeah group effort ya know? And uh, let's not forget the Undertaker himself, Mark Calaway, keeps the boys loose in the locker room and buries the ops at the blue line. Biz: The Undertaker? The Ops? Let us in, Rip…what the hell are you talking about baud? Rip: Damn Biz, thought you uh ya know, kept your ear to these hockey streets…Cally’s just got a way of pumpin' the boys up with those old school entrance themes from the old WWF days ya know? You hear that bass drop and those guitars lighting it up in the locker room before a game, it gets the adrenaline pumpin', let me tell ya baud. And uh, ya know out on the rink, he’s a straight killer, just gravedigger style for the boys! Whit: So, wait, entrance themes, eh? Sounds like somethin' outta Slapshot. You boys got any other pre-game rituals? Break it down for me Rip. Part 1: 500 words (Media Spot)