twists

I would expect nothing less haha. I just know that unless you know the context of things a lot of the changes in the past couple of years, and there have been many, would seem incredibly confusing.

at least I am less underage now..

Time Means Change

 
 
I was last in the VHL around August of 2020. While everything is still so familiar, many things are not. Sometimes we forget that the world goes on without us. We think things only change when we're around. Unfortunately, that's never the case. I want to touch on the old, the same, and the new in this article.
 
VHLE
My first reaction when scrolling over the forums was, "What the fuck is the VHLE? Did they make another league for no reason". Well, that's partially true. The VHLE is the middle ground between the M and the L. Sometimes a skater graduating from the VHLM isn't quite ready for the show. Whether their team is stacked in their position, or they went inactive, they have to go somewhere to play at a higher level. Back in my day, we just jumped straight from the VHLM to the VHL. If you only got to play 4th line minutes, then you were damn happy with that. There was always that inactive with 500ish TPE to his name lurking on every team. You know those guys that had more TPE than your average VHLM graduate, so they still had some worth to the team. Everyone had those, and it would have been much better if an active was taking that roster spot up instead. Enter the VHLE. It aimed to provide a league where people could compete with TPE that was outside of the limits of the VHLM, but weren't really ready for the VHL. Whether that's an active that doesn't quite have a roster spot on a VHL team, or an inactive that shouldn't be taking up the roster space. I see the advantage to this league, but in the end couldn't they have just kept things the original way without the need for a whole new league. Was it really that big of a deal?
 
TPE Usage and Stats
The first thing @Spartan said to me when I got back was, "Hey we completely re-did stats so your builds don't matter anymore". Oh yay. We barely understood how to make good players back then, better confuse us even more. I haven't looked too far into it, but what I've mostly figured out is:
Stats don't go up even close to 99 anymore There's new HyBrId AtTrIbUtEs Well, I feel like stats go up to 99 in every game/sim ever so we should have continued that. Alas, they didn't consult my inactive ass. Taking a look at how the hybrid attributes work is pretty cool. It means cool new builds and more considerations need to be taken into account when spending your TPE. I like the new mechanic that hybrid attributes will bring. That being said, I'm still not a fan of the changes because not being able to level a skill/attribute to 99 is dumb. Honestly fuck it, lets go back to making @Josh play the games on NHL 09 and livestreaming each one.
 
Trivia on the Portal
Amazing. Whoever did this should be proud of themselves. It even automatically awards your TPE instantly when you guess right answer on the trivia. We need to do more things like this. Fantasy zone next? 
 
VHLM Pitches
Yes, I know. The new way is 100% better than the old way and it makes much more sense to do it on the portal. However, I miss that super lame day after creating your very first player where GMs were flooding your notifications with offers. You were so excited. You got to read over the GM/AGM offer that was just barely customized to you. It was stupid and inefficient, but I always enjoyed it. You really felt like your player was a big deal, and it was going to totally matter where you signed. The new way is better, but the old way was more fun .
 
No New Ways to Earn TPE
I'm sure this league has existed off of graphics and media spots for its entire existence, but isn't it time for something new? I get the point of tasks is to build community content, but you can probably still do that in a more fun way. Maybe playing an hour or two of video games with a few other members could count for a point task. Sure, you wouldn't be generating new OC for the forum, but you'd be building that community that helps retention oh-so-much. Obviously that's a very hasty idea, but the point was to introduce new ways for members to interact with each other.
 
Kachur
Heh, if you know you know.
 
The People
It would be wrong of me not to mention all of the friends I made that are still here. There's some people that have gone inactive, but for the most part all of the awesome guys I was entering the league with are still here. It really is great that so much of the community has stuck together around these parts. I can't wait to do some dumb shit with all of you on discord. All of the people who have taken over the important admin roles in the league are very deserving of it. @frescoelmo is still doing some weird kinky shit with elmo, @Spartan  is still doing...whatever he does, @dylanjj37 is still rating me 1/10, @Baozi is still horny, @McWolf is inactive, @Doomsday is still patriotic, @Gustav  is still memeing,  @jacobcarson877is a big weenie, and @Viper is still underage. I'm sure I forgot people so pls don't hate me. All together though, I couldn't really have asked for a better welcome back party.
 
Thanks for listening to my Twists Talk, and hopefully the league will immediately change everything I just complained about. If they don't I'll just have to get drafted to the Moscow Menance in the first round, immediately go inactive for two and a half years, and then show up one day like nothing ever happened. I don't think poor little Spartan's heart could handle it. 
 
1001 words.

It kinda was actually. The main problem wasn’t just “low TPE players suck for awhile” it was also that there was physically no room for the players to go and we had piles of free agents with no homes because teams were too full to take them, especially those lower TPE players. “So just expand” I can hear you typing, and people did suggest that, but the problem is that we’ve already expanded to what I deem as stretching point. Every new team means more draftees needed: more recruitment more retention. And if that doesn’t happen the parity goes to shit and teams need to be contracted which is a messy procedure I never want to touch again. Therefore, the VHLE, which you could argue was a larger expansion so it should have the same issues BUT the irony is that removing a full league is easier than a couple of teams. Everyone in the VHLE has either a VHLM team, a VHL team, or both. So if we need to contract it people just get pushed to the league they now belong in TPE wise and nothing really gets messed with.
 
Oh we figured that out, figured it out to an extreme actually and broke everything.
 
Technically they still can, or most of them can anyway, it’s just an incredibly horrible idea to do it.
 
That’s fair. Portal pitches do feel less personal even though the pitches were always just copy / paste jobs anyway. It’s a lot more efficient for everyone this way though.
 
I mean if you talk VHL and record it then it 100% can, that’s what my CoDCast used to be.
 
Also we did add at least 1 earning method, I don’t believe Game Recaps existed before.

Just record it, talk about the VHL sporadically and call it a podcast 5head

Time Means Change

 
 
I was last in the VHL around August of 2020. While everything is still so familiar, many things are not. Sometimes we forget that the world goes on without us. We think things only change when we're around. Unfortunately, that's never the case. I want to touch on the old, the same, and the new in this article.
 
VHLE
My first reaction when scrolling over the forums was, "What the fuck is the VHLE? Did they make another league for no reason". Well, that's partially true. The VHLE is the middle ground between the M and the L. Sometimes a skater graduating from the VHLM isn't quite ready for the show. Whether their team is stacked in their position, or they went inactive, they have to go somewhere to play at a higher level. Back in my day, we just jumped straight from the VHLM to the VHL. If you only got to play 4th line minutes, then you were damn happy with that. There was always that inactive with 500ish TPE to his name lurking on every team. You know those guys that had more TPE than your average VHLM graduate, so they still had some worth to the team. Everyone had those, and it would have been much better if an active was taking that roster spot up instead. Enter the VHLE. It aimed to provide a league where people could compete with TPE that was outside of the limits of the VHLM, but weren't really ready for the VHL. Whether that's an active that doesn't quite have a roster spot on a VHL team, or an inactive that shouldn't be taking up the roster space. I see the advantage to this league, but in the end couldn't they have just kept things the original way without the need for a whole new league. Was it really that big of a deal?
 
TPE Usage and Stats
The first thing @Spartan said to me when I got back was, "Hey we completely re-did stats so your builds don't matter anymore". Oh yay. We barely understood how to make good players back then, better confuse us even more. I haven't looked too far into it, but what I've mostly figured out is:
Stats don't go up even close to 99 anymore There's new HyBrId AtTrIbUtEs Well, I feel like stats go up to 99 in every game/sim ever so we should have continued that. Alas, they didn't consult my inactive ass. Taking a look at how the hybrid attributes work is pretty cool. It means cool new builds and more considerations need to be taken into account when spending your TPE. I like the new mechanic that hybrid attributes will bring. That being said, I'm still not a fan of the changes because not being able to level a skill/attribute to 99 is dumb. Honestly fuck it, lets go back to making @Josh play the games on NHL 09 and livestreaming each one.
 
Trivia on the Portal
Amazing. Whoever did this should be proud of themselves. It even automatically awards your TPE instantly when you guess right answer on the trivia. We need to do more things like this. Fantasy zone next? 
 
VHLM Pitches
Yes, I know. The new way is 100% better than the old way and it makes much more sense to do it on the portal. However, I miss that super lame day after creating your very first player where GMs were flooding your notifications with offers. You were so excited. You got to read over the GM/AGM offer that was just barely customized to you. It was stupid and inefficient, but I always enjoyed it. You really felt like your player was a big deal, and it was going to totally matter where you signed. The new way is better, but the old way was more fun .
 
No New Ways to Earn TPE
I'm sure this league has existed off of graphics and media spots for its entire existence, but isn't it time for something new? I get the point of tasks is to build community content, but you can probably still do that in a more fun way. Maybe playing an hour or two of video games with a few other members could count for a point task. Sure, you wouldn't be generating new OC for the forum, but you'd be building that community that helps retention oh-so-much. Obviously that's a very hasty idea, but the point was to introduce new ways for members to interact with each other.
 
Kachur
Heh, if you know you know.
 
The People
It would be wrong of me not to mention all of the friends I made that are still here. There's some people that have gone inactive, but for the most part all of the awesome guys I was entering the league with are still here. It really is great that so much of the community has stuck together around these parts. I can't wait to do some dumb shit with all of you on discord. All of the people who have taken over the important admin roles in the league are very deserving of it. @frescoelmo is still doing some weird kinky shit with elmo, @Spartan  is still doing...whatever he does, @dylanjj37 is still rating me 1/10, @Baozi is still horny, @McWolf is inactive, @Doomsday is still patriotic, @Gustav  is still memeing,  @jacobcarson877is a big weenie, and @Viper is still underage. I'm sure I forgot people so pls don't hate me. All together though, I couldn't really have asked for a better welcome back party.
 
Thanks for listening to my Twists Talk, and hopefully the league will immediately change everything I just complained about. If they don't I'll just have to get drafted to the Moscow Menance in the first round, immediately go inactive for two and a half years, and then show up one day like nothing ever happened. I don't think poor little Spartan's heart could handle it. 
 
1001 words.

Time Means Change

 
 
I was last in the VHL around August of 2020. While everything is still so familiar, many things are not. Sometimes we forget that the world goes on without us. We think things only change when we're around. Unfortunately, that's never the case. I want to touch on the old, the same, and the new in this article.
 
VHLE
My first reaction when scrolling over the forums was, "What the fuck is the VHLE? Did they make another league for no reason". Well, that's partially true. The VHLE is the middle ground between the M and the L. Sometimes a skater graduating from the VHLM isn't quite ready for the show. Whether their team is stacked in their position, or they went inactive, they have to go somewhere to play at a higher level. Back in my day, we just jumped straight from the VHLM to the VHL. If you only got to play 4th line minutes, then you were damn happy with that. There was always that inactive with 500ish TPE to his name lurking on every team. You know those guys that had more TPE than your average VHLM graduate, so they still had some worth to the team. Everyone had those, and it would have been much better if an active was taking that roster spot up instead. Enter the VHLE. It aimed to provide a league where people could compete with TPE that was outside of the limits of the VHLM, but weren't really ready for the VHL. Whether that's an active that doesn't quite have a roster spot on a VHL team, or an inactive that shouldn't be taking up the roster space. I see the advantage to this league, but in the end couldn't they have just kept things the original way without the need for a whole new league. Was it really that big of a deal?
 
TPE Usage and Stats
The first thing @Spartan said to me when I got back was, "Hey we completely re-did stats so your builds don't matter anymore". Oh yay. We barely understood how to make good players back then, better confuse us even more. I haven't looked too far into it, but what I've mostly figured out is:
Stats don't go up even close to 99 anymore There's new HyBrId AtTrIbUtEs Well, I feel like stats go up to 99 in every game/sim ever so we should have continued that. Alas, they didn't consult my inactive ass. Taking a look at how the hybrid attributes work is pretty cool. It means cool new builds and more considerations need to be taken into account when spending your TPE. I like the new mechanic that hybrid attributes will bring. That being said, I'm still not a fan of the changes because not being able to level a skill/attribute to 99 is dumb. Honestly fuck it, lets go back to making @Josh play the games on NHL 09 and livestreaming each one.
 
Trivia on the Portal
Amazing. Whoever did this should be proud of themselves. It even automatically awards your TPE instantly when you guess right answer on the trivia. We need to do more things like this. Fantasy zone next? 
 
VHLM Pitches
Yes, I know. The new way is 100% better than the old way and it makes much more sense to do it on the portal. However, I miss that super lame day after creating your very first player where GMs were flooding your notifications with offers. You were so excited. You got to read over the GM/AGM offer that was just barely customized to you. It was stupid and inefficient, but I always enjoyed it. You really felt like your player was a big deal, and it was going to totally matter where you signed. The new way is better, but the old way was more fun .
 
No New Ways to Earn TPE
I'm sure this league has existed off of graphics and media spots for its entire existence, but isn't it time for something new? I get the point of tasks is to build community content, but you can probably still do that in a more fun way. Maybe playing an hour or two of video games with a few other members could count for a point task. Sure, you wouldn't be generating new OC for the forum, but you'd be building that community that helps retention oh-so-much. Obviously that's a very hasty idea, but the point was to introduce new ways for members to interact with each other.
 
Kachur
Heh, if you know you know.
 
The People
It would be wrong of me not to mention all of the friends I made that are still here. There's some people that have gone inactive, but for the most part all of the awesome guys I was entering the league with are still here. It really is great that so much of the community has stuck together around these parts. I can't wait to do some dumb shit with all of you on discord. All of the people who have taken over the important admin roles in the league are very deserving of it. @frescoelmo is still doing some weird kinky shit with elmo, @Spartan  is still doing...whatever he does, @dylanjj37 is still rating me 1/10, @Baozi is still horny, @McWolf is inactive, @Doomsday is still patriotic, @Gustav  is still memeing,  @jacobcarson877is a big weenie, and @Viper is still underage. I'm sure I forgot people so pls don't hate me. All together though, I couldn't really have asked for a better welcome back party.
 
Thanks for listening to my Twists Talk, and hopefully the league will immediately change everything I just complained about. If they don't I'll just have to get drafted to the Moscow Menance in the first round, immediately go inactive for two and a half years, and then show up one day like nothing ever happened. I don't think poor little Spartan's heart could handle it. 
 
1001 words.

Can we retroactively add this to theme week

A message to the opps


 
 
You may remember me, you may not. I am the prodigal son, the "gnome guy", the guy that @Josh actually responds to on discord. The question isn't whether I am back, but how back am I? I. Am. Fully. Back.
 
Okay, enough with the dumb shit, how have you guys been? A lots changed in two and a half years and I'm excited to catch up with all of you. Feel free to drop me a line on discord or DM me here.

Anyway, I'm sure you guys have heard about Eric Queefson. He's going to be the hottest defenseman this league has ever seen. He's shockingly still team-less and is ready to fuck up the M. Eric is a young, affluent, white guy that grew up in a nice middle class neighborhood, he was an athlete in high school, and has lots of friends. Basically, the epitome of someone with opps. You may ask yourself, what is Eric's next move? Even he couldn't tell you that, he's a mother fucking wild card.
 
 
But more importantly, this is Eric's message to the opps:
🖕😎🖕
Get fucked dil

Ahem..

1. I loved Jason he was literally my best friend. How dare he leave the Aces assistantless! 
2. I want an AGM that makes me giggle and say "haha" in real life. Also help that bum GM let us win more
3. Its me. I'm the spy. I was simply afk for two and a half years, but now I have come back with dirt on everyone.
4. git gud and gain more teeps (its prob viper's fault tbh)
5. Red wings will always be number one for me. Been a fan since I was 0 years old'
6. They definitely need a mascot. I was thinking a large gnome with an aces jersey

The payout for last week is coming tomorrow btw.
 
 
 
Responses
 
Because I did this so late and it's the final games of the season, this will be open until Sunday at 6pm.
 
 

Player Information
Username: twists
Player Name: Eric Queefson
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 18
Position: D
Height: 74 in.
Weight: 200 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Twisty Boiiiiii 🥰

A message to the opps


 
 
You may remember me, you may not. I am the prodigal son, the "gnome guy", the guy that @Josh actually responds to on discord. The question isn't whether I am back, but how back am I? I. Am. Fully. Back.
 
Okay, enough with the dumb shit, how have you guys been? A lots changed in two and a half years and I'm excited to catch up with all of you. Feel free to drop me a line on discord or DM me here.

Anyway, I'm sure you guys have heard about Eric Queefson. He's going to be the hottest defenseman this league has ever seen. He's shockingly still team-less and is ready to fuck up the M. Eric is a young, affluent, white guy that grew up in a nice middle class neighborhood, he was an athlete in high school, and has lots of friends. Basically, the epitome of someone with opps. You may ask yourself, what is Eric's next move? Even he couldn't tell you that, he's a mother fucking wild card.
 
 
But more importantly, this is Eric's message to the opps:
🖕😎🖕
Get fucked dil

Player Information
Username: twists
Player Name: Eric Queefson
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 18
Position: D
Height: 74 in.
Weight: 200 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Aw shit here we go again