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1) I took off Friday as well so I'd have a four day weekend and did absolutely nothing with it which is what I had planned. Just relaxed and played some video games.
2) I think the EU conference is a bit on the weak side and will be hard pressed to win the championship.
3) I just think there is a lot of balanced scoring right now and now that some  guys have started scoring it really helps.
4) I think Voss will finish 3rd in scoring. I think he could finish higher but will really need some of our team to step up and help him along the way.
5) I think it was good to contract the league. I think the teams should try to get max minutes for players.
6) Still playing Fortnite!

1) I was hoping to be involved in one last push but a rebuild allows me to be there from the start so it's still exciting. Haven't changed up anything, just trying to get all my training in.

2) Can't talk about myself, too humble, but I pushed training hard!

3) Hang in there buddy! The team in front of you is trying!

4) Dog person for sure. Have had dogs forever, they are just so loyal and always happy to see you.

5) Wife and I went to our first movie since Avatar 2 this weekend when we watched Meg 2...was what we expected. Some cheesey fun. I want to watch TMNT, a few others but I don't have them in mind right now.

6) Fortnite

The Moscow Menace of the VHL finds themselves in the throes of a comprehensive rebuild as they navigate a challenging start to the season with a 4-6-0 record, deadlocked with London United at the division's basement. A squad once adorned with marquee names underwent a pivotal transformation in the off-season, jettisoning established talents in pursuit of a fresh chapter.
 
While the early losses sting, they've illuminated the path towards renewal. The Menace's strategic decision to part ways with notable figures underscores their commitment to nurturing emerging prospects and embracing a forward-looking perspective. This transitional phase is a calculated gamble, steering the team away from short-term gains in favor of long-term growth.
 
With a renewed emphasis on player development, the Menace now channel their energy into cultivating young talents and fostering team chemistry. The initial struggles aren't unexpected, as rebuilding inherently involves periods of adjustment and experimentation.
 
The Moscow Menace's journey through the VHL season symbolizes an organization's resilience and willingness to reset its trajectory. Although the road ahead may be fraught with challenges, it's also paved with potential and the promise of a more sustainable competitive future.

we get it, you're better than us. 
 
jk great read man. shoutout to @nerji for the skyrocket to top 3. beast!

Reviewing the S89 VHL Draft's 1st Round Using TPE
 
As a member of the Season 89 VHL Draft Class, I have specifically been keeping an eye on how some of the other members have been doing since being selected.  Part of that is to see where I stand compared to my peers and also part of it is due to having two other teammates who were selected in the 1st Round alongside me.  So I have a special interest, to be sure, when it comes to how our draft's prospects are developing.
 
Therefore, I decided to specifically look at the players that had been selected in the 1st Round of the Season 89 Draft.  Now this was a draft that received some criticism for not having a lot of elite talent and also for not necessarily being particularly deep.  In fact, at the time of the draft it seemed to be all about Jensen and Queefson with everyone else falling a bit further behind them.  However, as this list below will show, this narrative as not necessarily continued on, and while one player does seem to be staying fairly ahead of the rest of the pack (okay, so obviously I have a bit of bias here..) there were definitely some real gems that ended up coming out of the first round.
 
1st Round of Season 89 (Organized by TPE)
1 -- Viktor Jensen (578 TPE - +230 Since Draft, Selected 1st @Advantage)
2 -- Montgomery Burns (501 TPE - +201 Since Draft, Selected 3rd @LastOneUp)
3 -- Jeff Lewis (489 TPE - +235 Since Draft, Selected 10th @nerji)
4 -- Zyn Westwood (446 TPE - +174 Since Draft, Selected 5th @Sullvino)
5 -- Eric Queefson (441 TPE - +104 Since Draft, Selected 2nd @twists)
6 -- Shubham Anand (440 TPE - +217 Since Draft, Selected 13th @Will3)
7 -- Fradin McGryer (435 TPE - +204 Since Draft, Selected 4th @Fradin99)
9 -- Ronald Johnson MacWallace III (420 TPE - +196 Since Draft, Selected 7th @RJMW)
9 -- Keegan Gamble (408 TPE - +217 Since Draft, Selected 11th @Keegan Gamble)
10 -- Pope Francis (402 TPE - +105 Since Draft, Selected 8th @nurx)
11 -- Savaisk Tzesar (401 TPE - +194 Since Draft, Selected 12th @comrade cat)
12 -- Ben Laas (389 TPE - +169 Since Draft, Selected 6th @dustywilson22)
13 -- Otis Boudreaux Jr (383 TPE - +153 Since Draft, Selected 9th @Otis Boudreaux Jr)
14 -- Dominik Kopecky (272 TPE - +86 Since Draft, Selected 15th @DustyMclaren)
15 -- Marty Byrd (260 TPE - +106 Since Draft, Selected 16th @Marty B)
16 -- Tobias Weiss (258 TPE - +44 Since Draft, Selected 14th @jfaly)
 
Best Pick: Jeff Lewis (10th - Moscow) - Pretty hard to argue with this one.  Jeff Lewis has developed the most since the Draft, even more so than Viktor Jensen, who has gained on the rest of the pack when it comes to development.  Lewis, who is making his VHL debut this season, is coming off a season with Cologne that saw the young Canadian record 30 goals and 79 points over the course of the 72 game season.  A real gem here for Moscow and this sturdy short king seems to have the stuff to keep finding success at the professional level.
 
Honourable Mention: Shubham Anand (13th - Calgary) - This Indian-born winger has had the third best development track since the draft and is returning for his second, and likely final, season in the VHLE.  Last year saw Anand have a bit of an up-and-down year as he was involved in a trade that saw Geneva send the young winger to Vasteras, who had been struggling greatly as a team.  Anand would finish the season with 17 goals, 40 points and 106 hits over the 71 game season, which was a respectable though unspectacular total compared to someone like Lewis who was picked just three picks before.  With that being said, we are betting on a bit of an improvement this season for Anand and while the results have not necessarily been there, his overall game has noticeabley improved with Anand showing the ability to round into an all-around player.
 
 

Well damn, this season's team looks a lot different than last season's. I've mentioned it here and there, but making the decision to pull the trigger on a rebuild was pretty difficult - especially knowing that we could have kept all of our veterans and made one last push before we lost most of the team to retirement and FA. However, the organization has the opportunity to level set after 9 straight seasons of extremely strong performances - and 35 awards coming to the team and our players.
 
As we enter the S90's, like we did entering the S80's, it's time to feature a new generation of players who will lead us into the future. We've got a couple familiar faces left on the team, so we've got a nice mix of new and old players making up our leadership team.
 
First Alternate - Nils Andersson - @Viper
 
Typically, I assign captaincy and alternates based on tenure with the team or overall experience in their careers. Viper and Andersson buck that trend, but for very good reason. For those unfamiliar with Viper, he's had a pretty lengthy history of inconsistency with players and a reputation of fizzling out early in his players' careers. When we drafted Andersson back in S88, Viper and I had some chats about how we'd approach this player and how we could keep him going, regardless of any obstacles in his way. Now entering his third VHL season, Viper is poised to have his highest TPE player ever, and has become a great voice to have in the LR and with our advisors. He's learned from mistakes in the past and has showed a lot of maturity since I first met him three years ago, and I'm very confident in giving him an 'A' here in Moscow.
 
Second Alternate - Babay Shrimp - @Blazzer
 
A new face to the team, but a player and user who have already settled into the locker room quite comfortably. There was no shortage of suitors for Babay Shrimp this offseason, and despite Moscow's status as a rebuilding team, Blazzer was more than happy to join us for at least a season and be part of our organization and contribute to our culture. A veteran player who will be able to guide the young forwards on our team, we expect big things from Shrimp on and off the ice this season!
 
Captain - Hammar Voss - @BOOM
 
A long time alternate captain for four seasons now, Hammar Voss takes a step beyond simply being the best defenseman in the VHL, to becoming the Moscow captain. I suppose we're buying into the meme here that Moscow captains always end up off the team the following season since Voss is retiring after this season, but it might have been the easiest captain decision I've made as a GM. Boom is involved in our LR in all aspects, whether it's providing our players with gorgeous sigs, helping to guide our team plans, posting boobs or just chatting with folks, he's been one of my favorite acquisitions to the team outside the draft. I hope we can send a future HOFer off with a great final season!
 
Congrats to all named to the leadership team!
 
 MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW

Fresh off his impressive silver medal win in the World Junior Championships, Jeff Lewis is a prime example of a young athlete determined to seize every opportunity to elevate his game. As he prepares for his rookie season with the Moscow Menace in the VHL, Lewis has laid out a comprehensive off-season plan that includes rigorous training, refining his skills, and indulging in the simple joys of life.
 
For any hockey player, the ability to skate seamlessly and excel in defensive play is paramount. Jeff Lewis is fully aware of this, which is why he has devoted a significant portion of his off-season to honing these essential skills. Drawing inspiration from his experiences in the World Junior Championships, where he showcased his talent on the ice, Lewis is determined to elevate his game even further.
 
While the pursuit of excellence on the ice is crucial, a balanced approach to life is equally important. Jeff Lewis understands this principle and has set aside time to recharge and rejuvenate amidst the serene beauty of Nova Scotia. With his two lively French Bulldog puppies by his side, Lewis plans to unwind, reflect, and draw inspiration from the tranquility of his surroundings.
 
The scenic landscapes of Nova Scotia provide the perfect backdrop for Lewis to disconnect from the fast-paced world of professional sports and immerse himself in the simple pleasures of nature. Long walks along the pristine coastline, playful moments with his furry companions, and the opportunity to clear his mind will undoubtedly contribute to Lewis's mental and emotional well-being.
 
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The excitement and passion of international ice hockey took place at the World Junior Hockey Championship in the VHL. The tournament showcased thrilling battles, stunning performances, and heart-pounding moments that kept hockey enthusiasts on the edge of their seats. Among the standout teams, Team Europe emerged as the dominating force, leaving an indelible mark on the competition. Let's delve into the highlights of this gripping tournament, from Team Europe's round-robin dominance to the epic showdowns that culminated in a memorable gold medal match.
 
The round-robin phase of the World Junior Hockey Championship witnessed Team Europe's meteoric rise as they showcased their prowess on the ice. With an impressive record of 9 wins and just 1 loss, Team Europe's game play was characterized by skillful skating, tactical plays, and a cohesive team dynamic that left opponents struggling to keep up. Led by a dedicated coaching staff, the European squad combined individual brilliance with collective strength, making them a formidable contender from the outset.
 
Despite facing stiff competition, Team Europe's players exhibited exceptional teamwork, demonstrating their proficiency in both offensive and defensive strategies. Their ability to capitalize on scoring opportunities while maintaining a solid defensive structure allowed them to secure their place at the top of the round-robin standings. As fans marveled at their exceptional performance, it became evident that Team Europe was a force to be reckoned with.
 
While Team Europe dominated the round-robin phase, it's important to acknowledge the efforts of Team Asia, who faced a challenging journey throughout the tournament. Despite a rough start in the round robin, Team Asia displayed remarkable resilience and determination. Through every game, they showcased incremental improvement, refining their strategies and capitalizing on learning opportunities.
 
As the tournament progressed, Team Asia's skillful play and never-say-die attitude began to pay off. Their ability to adapt to different game scenarios, combined with flashes of brilliance from standout players, earned them a well-deserved spot in the knockout stage. Team Asia's performance was a testament to their commitment and growth, leaving a lasting impression on fans and opponents alike.
 
As the VHL World Junior Hockey Championship reached its crescendo, the stage was set for the ultimate medal showdown. Team Europe, having dominated the round robin, faced a formidable opponent in Team Canada, a perennial powerhouse in international ice hockey. The gold medal match was a thrilling showcase of skill, determination, and sheer passion for the sport.
 
The game was a nail-biting spectacle that left spectators on the edge of their seats. Both teams displayed exceptional prowess, executing strategic plays and showcasing their individual talents. Ultimately, it was Team Europe's relentless drive and unwavering teamwork that propelled them to victory. With a hard-fought win, Team Europe clinched the gold medal, securing their status as the undisputed champions of the World Junior Hockey Championship.
 
The World Junior Hockey Championship was a captivating testament to the global passion for ice hockey. Team Europe's dominating performance in the round robin, coupled with Team Asia's impressive resilience, created an atmosphere of excitement and anticipation. The tournament's culminating gold medal match between Team Europe and Team Canada showcased the essence of the sport – fierce competition, teamwork, and a love for the game.
As the players stood on the podium, adorned with their hard-earned medals, the world celebrated their dedication and excellence. The World Junior Hockey Championship served as a reminder that in the world of ice hockey, nations come together to compete, inspire, and create unforgettable moments that will be cherished by fans for years to come.
 
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The excitement and passion of international ice hockey took place at the World Junior Hockey Championship in the VHL. The tournament showcased thrilling battles, stunning performances, and heart-pounding moments that kept hockey enthusiasts on the edge of their seats. Among the standout teams, Team Europe emerged as the dominating force, leaving an indelible mark on the competition. Let's delve into the highlights of this gripping tournament, from Team Europe's round-robin dominance to the epic showdowns that culminated in a memorable gold medal match.
 
The round-robin phase of the World Junior Hockey Championship witnessed Team Europe's meteoric rise as they showcased their prowess on the ice. With an impressive record of 9 wins and just 1 loss, Team Europe's game play was characterized by skillful skating, tactical plays, and a cohesive team dynamic that left opponents struggling to keep up. Led by a dedicated coaching staff, the European squad combined individual brilliance with collective strength, making them a formidable contender from the outset.
 
Despite facing stiff competition, Team Europe's players exhibited exceptional teamwork, demonstrating their proficiency in both offensive and defensive strategies. Their ability to capitalize on scoring opportunities while maintaining a solid defensive structure allowed them to secure their place at the top of the round-robin standings. As fans marveled at their exceptional performance, it became evident that Team Europe was a force to be reckoned with.
 
While Team Europe dominated the round-robin phase, it's important to acknowledge the efforts of Team Asia, who faced a challenging journey throughout the tournament. Despite a rough start in the round robin, Team Asia displayed remarkable resilience and determination. Through every game, they showcased incremental improvement, refining their strategies and capitalizing on learning opportunities.
 
As the tournament progressed, Team Asia's skillful play and never-say-die attitude began to pay off. Their ability to adapt to different game scenarios, combined with flashes of brilliance from standout players, earned them a well-deserved spot in the knockout stage. Team Asia's performance was a testament to their commitment and growth, leaving a lasting impression on fans and opponents alike.
 
As the VHL World Junior Hockey Championship reached its crescendo, the stage was set for the ultimate medal showdown. Team Europe, having dominated the round robin, faced a formidable opponent in Team Canada, a perennial powerhouse in international ice hockey. The gold medal match was a thrilling showcase of skill, determination, and sheer passion for the sport.
 
The game was a nail-biting spectacle that left spectators on the edge of their seats. Both teams displayed exceptional prowess, executing strategic plays and showcasing their individual talents. Ultimately, it was Team Europe's relentless drive and unwavering teamwork that propelled them to victory. With a hard-fought win, Team Europe clinched the gold medal, securing their status as the undisputed champions of the World Junior Hockey Championship.
 
The World Junior Hockey Championship was a captivating testament to the global passion for ice hockey. Team Europe's dominating performance in the round robin, coupled with Team Asia's impressive resilience, created an atmosphere of excitement and anticipation. The tournament's culminating gold medal match between Team Europe and Team Canada showcased the essence of the sport – fierce competition, teamwork, and a love for the game.
As the players stood on the podium, adorned with their hard-earned medals, the world celebrated their dedication and excellence. The World Junior Hockey Championship served as a reminder that in the world of ice hockey, nations come together to compete, inspire, and create unforgettable moments that will be cherished by fans for years to come.
 
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WWWWoscow

The World Junior Championship is upon us! This go around is no different from seasons past, as both General Managers of the teams and players alike look to prove they have what it takes to be the best of the best of the future in VHL competition. The rosters are set and the teams are ready. Let’s take a look at who’s playing where, and which team might possibly take home Gold at this World Juniors!



 
Team Europe:
 
Starting with the team that did the impossible and won it all last season, we’ve got Team Europe! It seems they’re sticking to what worked last season, leaning on the offense to carry games. Familiar faces like Viktor Jensen @Advantage, BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson @JardyB10, Legacy Gaming @Gaming Ringleader, Steve Lattimer @pugsood, and Admir Bala @Tyler headline the team again, and look to be some of the best players the Tournament has to offer. Additionally, Goaltender Karl Herzlich @LastGoon007 is making his return to the WJC after a completely dominant VHLM season with the Philadelphia Reapers, and looks to win his second consecutive Gold Medal at the Tournament.
 
The roster is absolutely stacked, and personally I’d say they’re favorites to win the Tournament. That being said though, Team USA was by far the favorite to win last season's World Juniors, and with how they only walked away with a Bronze for their Round Robin showing, favorites mean little in the grand scheme of things. Regardless, I’d expect a big WJC from Team Europe, and a Medal Round appearance minimum.


 
Team World:
 
Moving on, we’ve got last season's Silver Medal winner, Team World! Looking to make another Cinderella story type run, they’re expanding upon what made them so good last season and leaning on their top line and defensive core. Keita Kourou @woog and Pope Francis @nurx are the players to look out for, as they are likely who Team World will rely heavily on to keep them competitive in Medal Round contention. With new depth pieces being added as well, they’ve got a solid shot at making something happen. The big, glaring issue, however, is absolutely the goaltending. Skill wise, their goaltending duo is of the worst in the tournament, and if they goalies can’t keep up with heavy hitter teams in the Round Robin, it’s looking very scary for Team World.
 
I believe that should the goaltending hold its ground and make games competitive, World has a solid chance at making a serious run at Gold, but they have a long road ahead of them to get to that point. It’s safe to say World has their work cut out for them, but should they rise to the challenge, I see a wonderful underdog story in the making that would be very reminiscent of Team Europe's own Cinderella run and win from last season's World Juniors. This will be a very interesting team to watch, so make sure to keep them in mind once the puck drops tomorrow!
 

 
 
Team USA:
 
Next up, we have Team USA! After a strong Round Robin in S88’s World Juniors, they look to improve upon their previous success and make a run at Gold once more! The roster, similarly to ones mentioned previously, has many familiar faces making their return to the red, white and blue. With players like Justin Williams @JCV and Eric Queefson @twists returning, and the additions of Fradin McGryer @Fradin99, Jack Jeckler @Uncommon, and Ben Laas @dustywilson22, this is a much more defensively minded Team USA that looks to shut down competition, and level the playing field against more offensively minded teams like Europe. Matchups between them should be very interesting to watch indeed!
 
Overall, I believe that Team USA has a very strong chance at making the Medal Round once more, and even competing for a Gold Medal. The question lies in the defense and goaltending however, as if they’re unable to prevent goals from going in at rapid pace, they’ll be eaten alive by the lack of offensive depth to match juggernaut teams like Europe or Canada. Goaltending shouldn’t be an issue, however, as Team USA bolsters one of the better goaltending duos of the Tournament, and aims to lean on them to shut down games. Should Jonny Elgar @Jonny pull this off, watch out for Team USA!
 
 

 
 
Team Canada:
 
Here’s a dark horse candidate for the competition, we have Team Canada! After failing to win a Medal in the S88 World Juniors, Team Canada is coming back with a vengeance, and it’s going to be everyone else’s problem. Canada bolsters arguably the second best roster (at least TPE wise) of the entire Tournament, and on paper, they’re a very, very scary team. 7 of the top 11 players for Canada are forwards, and similarly to Europe, will look to utilize this strength in the Round Robin by exploding on offensive production at every opportunity. Jeff Lewis @nerji  and Montgomery Burns @LastOneUp especially are some of the best forwards playing in the World Juniors, and look to be deciding factors in whether Canada can return to Medal contention in this season's go.
 
As I said previously, these guys are good, and I honestly expect big things from them. They’ve got the pieces, they’ve got the experience, they’ve got what it takes. Their kryptonite, however, is easily their defense. While they have a strong first pairing, it severely drops off after that, and it’s been proven time and time again that depth is what wins Championships. If the offense can pull through, or the defense pulls a miracle out, I can easily see Canada playing and potentially even winning Gold. Keep an eye out for them!
 
 

 
 
Team Asia:
 
Last but not least, we have Team Asia. A first look at the roster, and it’s rather plain to see. The lack of Asian players hurts the team, as a majority of the team isn’t actually from Asia, but players that the rest of the Tournament didn’t select for their rosters. With a team of misfits, however, draws opportunity. While it’s tough to argue that they’d be a contender for a Medal Round appearance, they have the potential to be upsetters for teams looking to make it there. Shubham Anand @Will3 and Savaisk Tzear @comrade cat are definitely the stars of this roster, and will likely be leaned on heavily to maintain competitiveness against stacked teams who have deep depth. Throw in the misfits and you got yourself a very unique opportunity to be a rather nice comeback story in the making. 
 
Not to mince words, but I can’t see them being a very strong contender for Gold. As mentioned previously however, they’re going to fight hard and heavy for every game, and make the rest of the Tournament sweat. You won’t be able to walk over these guys, that’s for sure, and they’re going to make you earn a win whenever you play them. With that said, however, I’m sure some teams will underestimate them, and they’ll quickly come to learn that no team should be written off when playing on the world stage.
 
 
 
Concluding this VSN coverage of the WJC rosters for S89, I have to say that I’m extremely excited to see what happens in the coming weeks with this tournament. Everyone has a chance at doing something great, and the potential stories to be told are infinite. This is a very exciting time to be a fan of the WJC, so make sure you cheer on your teams as they attempt to win glory on the world's largest prospect stage. This has been Marcus Svedberg, VSN, wishing you all a happy WJC!

In a shocking set of moves that sent ripples through the VHL world, the Moscow Menace, who had clinched the top spot in the league during Season 89, have decided to reshape their roster after a disappointing first-round playoff exit. The team has bid farewell to some of their most prominent names, including top scorer Ronan Lavelle, skilled forward Tomas Sogaard, and star goaltender Clueless Wallob. The trades have left fans and analysts alike wondering about the rationale behind these decisions and the future trajectory of the Menace franchise.
 
After a stellar performance throughout the regular season, culminating in securing the first overall position, expectations for the Moscow Menace were sky-high as they entered the playoffs. Fans believed that this could be the year they would finally hoist the championship trophy. However, their dreams were dashed when the Menace suffered a shocking upset in the first round, ending their playoff journey prematurely.
 
To say that the subsequent roster changes were unexpected would be an understatement. The Moscow Menace, in a bid to reinvent themselves and return stronger than ever, made some bold trades that saw the departure of key figures from their lineup. Ronan Lavelle, the team's top scorer and a fan-favorite, was traded to the Toronto Legion along with Tomas Sogaard, another prominent forward, in exchange for a package of draft picks and a couple of players. The loss of Lavelle's offensive prowess leaves a significant void in the Menace's offensive strategy.
 
Perhaps the most surprising trade was that of Clueless Wallob, the team's star goaltender who had been a pillar of strength between the pipes. Wallob was traded to a team with goaltending needs, marking a significant shift in the Menace's goaltending strategy. His departure has left a considerable void in the netminding department and has prompted discussions about the team's approach to shoring up their defense.
While the immediate aftermath of these trades might have left some fans disheartened, the Moscow Menace management appears to be working on a strategic plan to restructure the team and build for the future. The trades have allowed the Menace to accumulate a cache of draft picks, offering the team a wealth of options as they look to rebuild.
 
The management's vision likely includes infusing new blood into the lineup, cultivating young talent, and developing a well-rounded roster that can contend for championships in the seasons to come. While it might take time for the new acquisitions to gel and reach their full potential, the Menace faithful can rest assured that the team is committed to making the necessary adjustments to return to championship contention.
 
The Moscow Menace's decision to trade away marquee players like Ronan Lavelle, Tomas Sogaard, and Clueless Wallob in the wake of a disappointing playoff exit signifies a pivotal moment for the franchise. While fans may feel a mix of surprise, disappointment, and curiosity, the trades signal a strategic shift aimed at building a strong foundation for future success. As the virtual hockey world watches in anticipation, the Menace's path forward will undoubtedly be a compelling narrative, and only time will tell if these bold moves will lead them back to championship glory.
 
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In a shocking set of moves that sent ripples through the VHL world, the Moscow Menace, who had clinched the top spot in the league during Season 89, have decided to reshape their roster after a disappointing first-round playoff exit. The team has bid farewell to some of their most prominent names, including top scorer Ronan Lavelle, skilled forward Tomas Sogaard, and star goaltender Clueless Wallob. The trades have left fans and analysts alike wondering about the rationale behind these decisions and the future trajectory of the Menace franchise.
 
After a stellar performance throughout the regular season, culminating in securing the first overall position, expectations for the Moscow Menace were sky-high as they entered the playoffs. Fans believed that this could be the year they would finally hoist the championship trophy. However, their dreams were dashed when the Menace suffered a shocking upset in the first round, ending their playoff journey prematurely.
 
To say that the subsequent roster changes were unexpected would be an understatement. The Moscow Menace, in a bid to reinvent themselves and return stronger than ever, made some bold trades that saw the departure of key figures from their lineup. Ronan Lavelle, the team's top scorer and a fan-favorite, was traded to the Toronto Legion along with Tomas Sogaard, another prominent forward, in exchange for a package of draft picks and a couple of players. The loss of Lavelle's offensive prowess leaves a significant void in the Menace's offensive strategy.
 
Perhaps the most surprising trade was that of Clueless Wallob, the team's star goaltender who had been a pillar of strength between the pipes. Wallob was traded to a team with goaltending needs, marking a significant shift in the Menace's goaltending strategy. His departure has left a considerable void in the netminding department and has prompted discussions about the team's approach to shoring up their defense.
While the immediate aftermath of these trades might have left some fans disheartened, the Moscow Menace management appears to be working on a strategic plan to restructure the team and build for the future. The trades have allowed the Menace to accumulate a cache of draft picks, offering the team a wealth of options as they look to rebuild.
 
The management's vision likely includes infusing new blood into the lineup, cultivating young talent, and developing a well-rounded roster that can contend for championships in the seasons to come. While it might take time for the new acquisitions to gel and reach their full potential, the Menace faithful can rest assured that the team is committed to making the necessary adjustments to return to championship contention.
 
The Moscow Menace's decision to trade away marquee players like Ronan Lavelle, Tomas Sogaard, and Clueless Wallob in the wake of a disappointing playoff exit signifies a pivotal moment for the franchise. While fans may feel a mix of surprise, disappointment, and curiosity, the trades signal a strategic shift aimed at building a strong foundation for future success. As the virtual hockey world watches in anticipation, the Menace's path forward will undoubtedly be a compelling narrative, and only time will tell if these bold moves will lead them back to championship glory.
 
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Looks good!

Team Canada Roster
 
Forwards:
Braeden Panarella @ThatCasual
Jeff Lewis @nerji
Brad Marchand @McGriddy10
Noel Roux Jr  @Da Trifecta
Keegan Gamble @Keegan Gamble
Montgomery Burns @LastOneUp
Martin Kemp @leafsman
King Kisslinger @Kisslinger
Mclean Hoover II @McLean Hoover

Defense: 
Big B @Bigb33
Kyle Toms @Ktoms22
Diego Machado @Dadam30
Tommy Sleeves @dasboot

Goalies:
Devon Giguere @omniscius
Jefferey Blake @ElementStyx9

Congratulations to all of you who made it! I am the GM of Canada and I am so excited to be representing our country with you and getting the chance to win a gold medal!
The link for the discord and our locker room is attached below, please join when you can
Please ping me or anyone else so we can give you the proper role.
Canada LR Chat
https://discord.gg/4PEvQZKw
!GO CANADA GO!

 

We are officially the Moscow Jeff Lewis'

As the dust settles after the Moscow Menace's surprising trades that saw the departure of top scorers and a star goaltender, the spotlight now turns to one of Moscows prospects: Jeff Lewis. With uncertainty swirling around how the Menace will perform in the upcoming season after the significant roster changes, Lewis's call-up to the VHL team brings a glimmer of hope to the franchise and its dedicated fan base.
 
Amidst the uncertainty, Jeff Lewis's call-up provides a beacon of optimism. His fresh perspective, raw talent, and hunger to prove himself at the highest level could inject renewed energy into the Menace roster. Lewis's ability to create scoring opportunities and contribute to offensive plays could be instrumental in filling the void left by the departed players.
 
The upcoming season presents an opportunity for Lewis to make his mark on the league and emerge as a key player for the Menace. His potential synergy with the team's existing talent and coaching staff might prove to be a decisive factor in how the team rebounds from the recent roster changes.
 
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As the dust settles after the Moscow Menace's surprising trades that saw the departure of top scorers and a star goaltender, the spotlight now turns to one of Moscows prospects: Jeff Lewis. With uncertainty swirling around how the Menace will perform in the upcoming season after the significant roster changes, Lewis's call-up to the VHL team brings a glimmer of hope to the franchise and its dedicated fan base.
 
Amidst the uncertainty, Jeff Lewis's call-up provides a beacon of optimism. His fresh perspective, raw talent, and hunger to prove himself at the highest level could inject renewed energy into the Menace roster. Lewis's ability to create scoring opportunities and contribute to offensive plays could be instrumental in filling the void left by the departed players.
 
The upcoming season presents an opportunity for Lewis to make his mark on the league and emerge as a key player for the Menace. His potential synergy with the team's existing talent and coaching staff might prove to be a decisive factor in how the team rebounds from the recent roster changes.
 
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In a shocking set of moves that sent ripples through the VHL world, the Moscow Menace, who had clinched the top spot in the league during Season 89, have decided to reshape their roster after a disappointing first-round playoff exit. The team has bid farewell to some of their most prominent names, including top scorer Ronan Lavelle, skilled forward Tomas Sogaard, and star goaltender Clueless Wallob. The trades have left fans and analysts alike wondering about the rationale behind these decisions and the future trajectory of the Menace franchise.
 
After a stellar performance throughout the regular season, culminating in securing the first overall position, expectations for the Moscow Menace were sky-high as they entered the playoffs. Fans believed that this could be the year they would finally hoist the championship trophy. However, their dreams were dashed when the Menace suffered a shocking upset in the first round, ending their playoff journey prematurely.
 
To say that the subsequent roster changes were unexpected would be an understatement. The Moscow Menace, in a bid to reinvent themselves and return stronger than ever, made some bold trades that saw the departure of key figures from their lineup. Ronan Lavelle, the team's top scorer and a fan-favorite, was traded to the Toronto Legion along with Tomas Sogaard, another prominent forward, in exchange for a package of draft picks and a couple of players. The loss of Lavelle's offensive prowess leaves a significant void in the Menace's offensive strategy.
 
Perhaps the most surprising trade was that of Clueless Wallob, the team's star goaltender who had been a pillar of strength between the pipes. Wallob was traded to a team with goaltending needs, marking a significant shift in the Menace's goaltending strategy. His departure has left a considerable void in the netminding department and has prompted discussions about the team's approach to shoring up their defense.
While the immediate aftermath of these trades might have left some fans disheartened, the Moscow Menace management appears to be working on a strategic plan to restructure the team and build for the future. The trades have allowed the Menace to accumulate a cache of draft picks, offering the team a wealth of options as they look to rebuild.
 
The management's vision likely includes infusing new blood into the lineup, cultivating young talent, and developing a well-rounded roster that can contend for championships in the seasons to come. While it might take time for the new acquisitions to gel and reach their full potential, the Menace faithful can rest assured that the team is committed to making the necessary adjustments to return to championship contention.
 
The Moscow Menace's decision to trade away marquee players like Ronan Lavelle, Tomas Sogaard, and Clueless Wallob in the wake of a disappointing playoff exit signifies a pivotal moment for the franchise. While fans may feel a mix of surprise, disappointment, and curiosity, the trades signal a strategic shift aimed at building a strong foundation for future success. As the virtual hockey world watches in anticipation, the Menace's path forward will undoubtedly be a compelling narrative, and only time will tell if these bold moves will lead them back to championship glory.
 
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The Cologne Express achieved a historic victory in the VHLE Championship, capturing the Kings Cup with an impressive 8-1 record in the playoffs. Their journey to the championship was a testament to their skill, teamwork, and determination. Led by key players like Keegan Gamble, Jeff Lewis, and Montgomery Burns, the Express powered through the playoffs, leaving a trail of defeated opponents in their wake.
 
Throughout the playoffs, individual players stood out with their exceptional performances. Sigma Freud @CODENAMEJIMMY , the defenseman, showcased his offensive prowess, tallying 10 points and proving to be a force on the ice. Jeff Lewis @nerji and Keegan Gamble @Keegan Gamble , both right-wingers, demonstrated their goal-scoring abilities, each contributing crucial goals in key moments. Cameron Elsby @Spence King and Reginald the Dodo @Esso2264 , both defensemen, played instrumental roles in the team's solid defensive strategy, ensuring their net remained secure throughout the playoffs. In the crease, goalie Justin Lion @Emperor_Fun was a standout, recording an impressive 0.92 save percentage and a 2.19 goals-against average, leading the Express to victory in crucial games.
 
After the final buzzer sounded, signaling their championship triumph, the Cologne Express embarked on a joyous celebration to honor their momentous achievement. The team wasted no time in letting loose and reveling in their success. The players and coaching staff boarded a chartered plane, flying to Cologne, where the heart of the celebration awaited.
 
The city of Cologne was ready to embrace its victorious team, and the streets were adorned with banners and flags in the team's colors. A parade was organized to celebrate the Kings Cup victory, and fans from all over the region flooded the streets, eager to cheer on their champions. The players rode atop open buses, waving to the crowd, as fans chanted and sang in unison, expressing their gratitude and admiration.
 
Following the parade, the team was greeted at their home arena, where a massive celebration was underway. The locker room was filled with cheers, laughter, and the sounds of champagne bottles popping. Players doused each other in champagne, expressing their shared joy and camaraderie. Speeches were given, celebrating the players' incredible effort and dedication, and acknowledging the coaching staff's strategic brilliance that led them to victory.
 
The party continued into the night as the team and staff headed to a local nightclub, where they were joined by fans and well-wishers. The DJ played the team's victory anthem, and the dance floor quickly filled with players and fans dancing together in jubilation. Cologne Express-themed cocktails were served, and players let loose, showcasing their moves both on and off the ice.
 
Throughout the night, stories of the playoffs and memorable moments were shared, creating a sense of unity and pride among everyone present. The players reveled in the recognition and adoration they received from their fans, who showed unwavering support throughout the season and playoffs.
 
The celebrations didn't end there. In the days that followed, the team continued to bask in the glory of their championship win. They visited local schools, sharing their triumph with the younger generation, inspiring them to dream big and pursue their passions. The team also organized charity events, using their victory as an opportunity to give back to the community that had supported them throughout their journey.
 
The Cologne Express's victory in the VHLE Championship was not just a momentous occasion for the team but also a source of immense pride and joy for the entire city. The team's dedication, hard work, and team spirit were evident both on and off the ice, making them true champions in every sense of the word. As the celebrations continued, the players and fans knew that this victory would forever be etched in their hearts, a testament to the power of teamwork, passion, and the unwavering support of a devoted fan base.
 
 

1) I don't think it's cursed but you might be! Who did you hurt?
2) I'd keep the team mostly the same if you could and run it back, with me somewhere in there of course
3) Me...I haven't looked at the others much admittedly but I like to think my player has done well so far in the M and the E.
4) I think the 2 teams selected are fine, I really don't know much about the E teams other than Cologne
5) One more time, you will win the next time you reach the finals!
6) Spartans Spartans lol

In a thrilling display of hockey prowess and determination, the Cologne Express emerged victorious in a dramatic sweep of the Istanbul Red Wolves to claim the prestigious VHLE championship. The series showcased some of the finest talents in the VHLE, with the Express proving their dominance on the ice and leaving fans in awe of their exceptional skills.
 
The victory celebration that followed the sweep of the Istanbul Red Wolves was a spectacle to behold. Cologne fans poured onto the ice to celebrate their team's triumph. The players were honored for their efforts and dedication to the sport, as they lifted the VHLE championship trophy high above their heads, basking in the glory of their hard-earned success.
 
The team's exceptional display of skill, teamwork, and sheer determination propelled them to victory, cementing their legacy as champions of the VHLE. It was a pretty well spread out effort as well as seven players finished with 8 points or better in the playoffs. Well done Express!
 
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The Cologne Express wrapped up their season 89 in pretty good shape finishing third in the VHLE with 95 points. They trailed only Geneva Rush who had 96 and Istanbul Red Wolves who had a strong 105 points. While finishing third, the Express was first in goals for with 268 and second in goal differential with 82 (Istanbul had a differential of 88).
 
While the Express had a lot of excellent showings from players as far as points go, they were led by two defencemen. Sigma Freud scored 94 points in 77 games (and led all VHLE defencemen in points) and Cameron Elsby had 87 also in 77 games. That 87 points was tied with Thor Odinson the top scoring forward on Cologne. Elsby and Freud were both tied for the most powerplay goals in the VHLE as well with 14.
 
Even with the high scoring on the team, I'd have to give my team most valuable player nod to goalie Justin Lion who had a pretty strong season himself. He finished with a goals against average of 2.19 (third in the VHLE) and a save percentage of .929 and led the VHLE in shutouts with 6.
 
Next up, the Express will face Geneva Rush in the playoffs!
 
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[Upbeat Music Playing]
 
Narrator (Voiceover): "Meet Jeff Lewis, the young rookie on the Cologne Express in the VHLE!"
 
[Cut to footage of Jeff Lewis scoring goals and making assists on the ice]
 
Narrator (Voiceover): "Fresh off his spectacular rookie season, this young hockey sensation has taken the league by storm, leaving his mark with remarkable stats that are simply fantastic."
 
[Transition to scenes of Jeff in action, hitting opponents with solid checks]
 
Narrator (Voiceover): "Not just a scoring machine, Jeff's physicality on the ice is unmatched. With an incredible 172 hits to lead the Express, he's proven to be a formidable force, keeping his opponents on their toes and protecting his teammates like a true guardian."
 
[Cut to clips of Jeff celebrating game-winning goals with his teammates]
 
Narrator (Voiceover): "When the stakes are high, and the pressure is on, Jeff Lewis thrives. Leading the team with eight game-winning goals, he's the one you want on your side in those nail-biting moments, clinching victories like a seasoned veteran."
 
[Show highlights of Jeff receiving accolades and awards]
 
Narrator (Voiceover): "Jeff's outstanding performance has not gone unnoticed, earning him recognition and respect throughout the league. And with a remarkable 79 points in just 77 games, it's no wonder he's become the talk of the town."
 
[Jeff Lewis appears for an interview, speaking passionately]
 
Jeff Lewis: "I couldn't have asked for a better rookie season. The support from my teammates, coaches, and the fans has been incredible. I'm just doing what I love, playing the game I'm so passionate about."
 
[Cut to scenes of Jeff engaging with fans and signing autographs]
 
Narrator (Voiceover): "Off the ice, Jeff's connection with the fans is heartwarming. He's always willing to give back to the community and show gratitude to those who cheer him on, making him a true fan favorite."
 
[Closing scene of Jeff raising his stick to the cheering crowd]
 
Narrator (Voiceover): "With an electrifying debut season behind him, we can't wait to see what Jeff Lewis has in store for the future. One thing's for sure, this young star is destined for greatness! Next season he will be called up to the Moscow Menace where he will play in his third consecutive rookie season for a new league. He was previously a rookie for the Mississauga Hounds last season, the Cologne Express this season and the menace next season!"
 
[Text on screen: #JeffLewis #VHLE #CologneExpress #HockeyHero #VHL #MoscowMenace]
 
Narrator (Voiceover): "Catch Jeff Lewis in action, only with the Moscow Menace of the VHL in season 90 - where legends are made!"
 
[Upbeat Music fades out]
 
DISCLAIMER: All statistics and achievements mentioned in this media spot are based on the S89 VHLE season and are subject to change in future seasons.
 
In all seriousness, it's been a lot of fun seeing the progress of Jeff Lewis the player and him actually contributing has really kept me interested and involved outside of a few weeks of welfare. It's been a lot of fun and I look forward to the next step which I'm sure will be a pretty hefty challenge!
 
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