Kylrad

Vancouver 4-2

Having played for two VHLM teams now Codrick Past has gotten to experience playing with various players in his VHLM career now. Here are some random players that Past has played with so far this season that he'd like to play with again even if they suck or are way better than him and as a result he will probably never seen these players again. Jack Lynch: Although now on seperate teams due to Nyko being an ungreatful gm, together Past and Lynch were a great duo making Ottawa a somehow relevant team, it was probably all Lynch though but i'm not saying no to future VHL carries Srraxxarrakex II: A player on Ottawa with Past that had potential and even a bit of synergy with Past despite him not being able to speak English, he's probably a lost cause now however. Aron Nielsen: Past has no idea who his D partner is on the Storm because the index says hes on the 4th pair getting 0% but in games he gets 20+ mins of ice time so who knows whats going on, Past is guessing that maybe Nielsen is his partner, that's solas's player right well solas is also a god and is a great help to helping Past get used to his new team.

Codrick Pasts life near the end of the season heading into playoffs and towards the draft certainly has been a busy one. A lot has happened since we last heard from Past where he was giving his team rankings for the draft. After that Past decided to take a week off cause why not he's already so good that he can skip one week of training. Originally he planned on skipping this week too but Chico Smeb somehow got double the training done this week so Past also had to do his part to continue his superiority over Chico Smeb. Another thing that happened during Past's break was that the VHL announced a new expansion team in the Malmo Nighthawks led by Advantage. Of course this announcement had to happen right after Past released his draft rankings. If Past wasn't lazy he'd probably make new ones with the Nighthawks includes, but that's not going to happen unless Past can't think of any other article ideas if he does do another one before the draft. Past personally was quite happy with the expansion announcement, although its not Vasteras a team Past has heard legendary stories about and consistently dreams of their mighty return to the VHL. It is a Swedish bird team and that's good and close enough for Past. We mentioned Chico Smeb earlier, and somehow him and Past are on the same team now on the Minnesota Storm. It turns out making fun of the gming skills of your assistant gm 5 weeks in a row eventually gets you traded who knew. On the bright side since the trade the Storm really started a storm going on a 13 game win streak to leap into 1st place in the VHLM. For Past personally he's continued to see similar success to what he was seeing on Ottawa with Minnesota. Perhaps a bit less due to the decreased ice time but the improved teammates make up for that, now instead of just having Jack Lynch he has a team of 10 Jack Lynchs and 1 Chico Smeb. Past is still in a tight race for number two in D scoring in the VHLM and is still quite far behind number one in Denver Wolfe so that hasn't changed. But now that Past is on the same team as Wolfe, he can really get down and investigate and find the truth behind the doping of Denver Wolfe, more importantly however perhaps he can get Wolfe to share with him and they can dominate the VHLM even more. With the regular season coming to a close Minnesota continues to fight for the top seed heading into the playoffs with Halifax, and although recent big signings of Victor and Advantages recreates should help them it'll probably make them worse because STHS. Either way Past is looking forward to the end of the regular season hopefully keeping his number 2 d spot and then towards the playoffs and eventually the draft, oh and hopefully towards never writing an article again.

1. In the latter half of the season now and, while Halifax and Minnesota are quite a few points ahead, there is just 4 points separating 3rd and 7th, which of those five teams (Aces, Bulls, Lynx, Rush, Wild) do you think will finish highest at the end of the season? I think the bulls will finished the highest, they made a big trade getting Jack Lynch who was a monster on Ottawa and should do even better with the Bulls now 2. Since the last set of questions were asked, the World Juniors Rosters have been selected. What do you think about your nationalities chances at winning the tournament? I think we have a good chance of winning with Team Europe, but both Canada and USA will be tough opponents 3a. (If you made your World Juniors roster) Who would you consider the best player on your team? Jet Jaguar is the best player on the team and with me at his back he'll be even more unstoppable 4. Hunter Hearst Helmsley is currently leading the league in points and goals, do you think there's anyone who can stop him from leading in either come the end of the season? I don't think anyone will catch up to him but some of the guys on MIN may make it close and maybe even catch up to him 5. Give a shout-out to one member of your team who has helped you out and why (maybe a member's player has helped your player perform well in the sim, a member who helped you with PT's, etc.) dpark has helped me out by motivating me to be better than him 6. Recommend either a video game or a movie for other members to play/watch and why you'd recommend it. Civilization god game even though i havent really played much of Civ 6 its prolly great with the new expansion.

Jet Jaguar (gorlab) hit 200 tpe +10 https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/1600

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266 New York Americans @ Moscow Menace 267 Seattle Bears @ Helsinki Titans 268 Riga Reign @ New York Americans 269 Vancouver Wolves @ Toronto Legion

Seattle 4-1

Canada

1. Yes 2. Team Europe as I'm on the team 3. Team Europe because they have me 4. Jet Jaguar as he'll have me setting him up for free goals all tourney 5. Me, Jet Jaguar and Jack Lynch. 6. half sing, half mouth

Toronto 4-1

216 Calgary Wranglers @ Riga Reign 217 Helsinki Titans @ Toronto Legion 218 HC Davos Dynamo @ Moscow Menace 219 New York Americans @ Seattle Bears

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prolly not, just me since I was on your team when you got banned

Kylrad's VHL draft rankings that are not at all a copy of @xDParK draft rankings, even if the title is similar. I'll probably finish 1 spot ahead of dpark in the tpe rankings so thats where I should be drafted. This was also based basically only on Team name, location and GM, I probably should've actually looked at players on each team to have a legit rankings. 1. Moscow Menace - Cool name and brand, Victor the god is GM, expansion team so probably will suck for a bit but who knows. 2. Riga Reign - Know Hedgehog from SHL, and more importantly Podrick Cast is on this team, not sure how long till he retires or if he'll even still be on the team with Victor also gming Moscow 3. Helsinki Titans - Many years ago my most recent player was on this team, think I won like 3 cups here, also Quik seems like a cool guy from what i've seen 4.Toronto Legion - Toronto is ew, but Devise is woo so it balances out 5. HC Davos Dynamo - Think my most recent player also played here before being traded to Helsinki maybe some others did too, dont know much about ShawnGlade, but I know Nykos on this team, so that brought them down by about 57.3 spots 6. New York Americans - Again don't know much about the GM, also don't know if New York is still good but back with my previous players they were always pretty good winning every season or making finals 7. Vancouver Wolves - Great city, Beaviss also seems nice and super active and his player is currently murdering everyone in the VHLM despite my attempts to carry Ottawa with Jack Lynch 8. Seattle Bears - Not sure if i've ever been on a team with @Velevra in all my years on VHL, maybe I have and don't remember, either way hes a scrub but i'd be willing to join Seattle and carry him 9. Calgary Wranglers - Calgary is also ew, also I might lose fantasy since Bushito took over and picked Dragomir one pick before me smh. Important note: Drafting @gorlab automatically moves you to #1 on the list.

1) What do you think of Codrick Past? 2) What do you think of Podrick Cast? 3) Should I retire now and end Cast's career on a high note before his inevitable failure in the VHL? 4) Did you think your player would be doing this well this season? 5) Should the VHL bring back Vasteras the best VHL franchise to ever exist?

1. We've found our way into 2nd place, do you think we can continue to stay here, or even come in 1st? Yes 2. What's one trade or move that you think me and Esso should do? Trade me and Lynch to Halifax for 14 1sts 3. What do you think the team needs to improve? Gming, didnt even ping our backup star d man Sraxxxaxaex ll smh. 4. How's your players performance so far? Amazing 5. Philly just had a fire sale, do you think this was the right call? Yes 6. Does pineapple go on pizza? (your kicked off the team if you answer wrong ) god no

Titans 3-1

New York Americans Seattle Bears Vancouver Wolves Helsinki Titans

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Originally I wasn't going to do an article this week, maybe it would be my week off, then @xDParK has to go and do an article and ping me and catch up in TPE, so now here we are. 30 games into the season the Ottawa Lynx are somehow 3rd place in the VHLM, who knows how that happened, certainly not because of the gming skills of nyko. Jack Lynch is also still a god 2nd in the league in points and goals. More importantly however is that somehow Codrick Past is 2nd in assists and in D points in the whole league how did that happen. Also how does the guy in 1st for D scoring have 12 more points than me, hes definitely doping. This season so far made me realize that apparently all you have to do to have a good VHL player is apparently steal @Victors name and as a result inherit his godlike VHL genes since even though its just the VHLM this player probably has more points than my last 3 vhl players combined.

1. Many people have predicted us to do poorly, what do you have to say to them? understandable, but me and jack lynch make up for the negatives of nyko. 2. What do you think of the STHS scheduling (playing sask 10/14 games) makes no sense, but good for us 3. Jack Lynch is leading the league in points. Did you expect to see him there? Of Course 4. What are you planning on improving for your player? Skating 5. Who's your favourite NHL team? Canucks 6. What's your favourite meme? Nykonax