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With the season 2/3rds of the way over, the race for Top Goal Scorer is quickly coming to an end. In the VHL Severus Targaryen @Banackock of Riga leads the league with 33 goals in 47 games played. Targaryen is scoring a goal in every .7 games putting them on pace to score 51 goals by the end of the season. This would be a dip in production by 5 goals from Targaryen compared to last season where they had 56 goals to lead the league. In the M however, there is a player who is putting more pucks in the net than Targaryen. Pelayo Bolivar @SMYLS4, of the Halifax 21st, has scored 35 goals in 46 games. Bolivar scores a goal in every .76 games, putting him on pace to score 55 goals by the end of the season, a slight increase in GPG compared to Targaryen but still close enough to where either could be the best goal scorer across the VHL. With Targaryen being only 1 goal ahead of the next highest VHL goal scorers (Pierre Marc Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito, Maverick Goncalves @leandrofg, Spanish Moon Moth @Renomitsu, Antonia Bucatini @CowboyinAmerica, and Grimgor Ironhide @FrostBeard) all with 32 goals, the race for the top goal scorer is very close. The M race, on the other hand, has a bit more separation, with the next highest goal scorer being Bolivar’s teammate on Halifax Ty Duke @TheDuke with 30 goals.

Halifax 21st Press Conference (Answer 3 questions for 1TPE or 6 for 2TPE) 1. Do you think there is anything Halifax could do to improve as a team? 2. Is there anything you wish the VHL did a better job at explaining or something you want to learn more about? 3. Are fish friends or food? 4. If you were a dessert, what would you be? 5. If the world was being attacked my aliens that are similar to animals and Earth had to choose two animals to fight and save our planet, but those two animals would switch sizes with each other (ie. ant sized elephants and elephant sized ants). Which 2 animals would you pick and why? 6. If you could speak any language with native like fluency which language would you choose and why?

Theres no way we’d make this trade. I would never get an incomplete deck of cards, it would have to be a full deck.

If you have not yet listened to the podcast and don't want any spoilers, check it out at the link below first. Simon Says Logo or No Go

Green just isnt a color I associate with night. Thats all the green is fine.

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Graphic @LucyXpher Logo or No Go <-- Link This podcast is presented by VSN, everything you need to be updated and informed about the VHL. In this episode of Simon Says, @SMYLS4 and @flyersfan345 along with special guest @Big_Dyl dive deep into the VHL and VHLM Logos and give you their thoughts. Timestamps VHL Logos: 02:53 VHLM Logos: 52:50 General Discussion: 1:30:35 Logo or No Go Tier List Graphic Run Time: 1:45:10 Minutes Song: Simon Says (Radio Version) - Pharoahe Monch

Halifax 21st Press Conference (Answer 3 questions for 1TPE or 6 for 2TPE) 1. If hockey never existed which sport do you reckon your player would be playing instead? 2. Which team would you consider to be the rivals to the Halifax 21st? 3. Which aspect of your players game do you think could be improved? 4. If you could instantly master a skill which would you choose and how would it change your life? 5. Does where you are from have a myth associated with it? If so what is the myth? 6. If you could cure all diseases but had to sacrifice one sense permanently, would you do it? If you choose to cure all diseases what sense would you decide to give up?

@LucyXpher Power Rankings <-- Link This podcast is presented by VSN, everything you need to be updated and informed about the VHL. In this episode of Simon Says, @SMYLS4 and @flyersfan345 dive deep into the VHL and VHLM Rankings and give you their thoughts. Timestamps VHL Power Rankings: 01:30 VHLM Power Rankings: 22:00 Run Time: 46:55 Minutes Song: Simon Says (Radio Version) - Pharoahe Monch

1. Don’t have any complaints as I’m currently the best player in the league so… 2. I got drafted by London, and I think we have a really good core of young talent that will hopefully lead to a cup win in the future. 3. My number is 26. Its my lucky number. If you’ve ever seen the movie, The Number 23, 26 is my version of that. 4. Big Daddy Buff thats all that needs to be said. Pens are a poverty franchise that have only survived because of Crosby and Lemieux. 5. I think the line I’m on is killer. Probably the best in the league so I wouldn’t change a thing. 6. I got a Clark Griswold Hockey Jersey for Christmas.

1. I shall be bringing a mean buffalo chicken dip that I make. 2. I will be dressed up as a laid off elf. 3. I will be singing Dominic the Donkey. 4. 100 points this season. 5. A stick of celery to cure his fear. 6. I know your secret.

Oh hi Mark.

Im here

On the 9th Day of Christmas ProAm gave to me 9 Shootout Loses.