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I just updated today actually

Already having secured his spot amongst the great forwards to ever play in the VHL, E'Twaun Delicious has declared his goal for next season, his eighth and final in the league. "I believe that I will, quite easily, break the VHL single-season scoring record in the league's 50th season," Delicious stated. "I've taken it easy on the league these past few years, because I know it wouldn't be any fun to dominate the league at the level I can. However, for my swan song I've decided to put myself into the league's history books. My goal is 300 points, with 250 goals; I know it'll be easily attainable, I might even reach that point through our first 15 games next season, but for now I've decided to set my sights low." Surely, reaching this incredible milestone will be able to turn the inevitable Hall of Famer into the unquestioned greatest of all time in the Victory Hockey League.

Player Name: E'Twaun Delicious VHL Team: New York Americans Cash you have: Apparently $10.5 million Purchase Name: fan590 upgrade Cost of Purchase: $2 million Cash Left: $8.5 million Player Name: E'Twaun Delicious VHL Team: New York Americans Cash you have: Apparently $8.5 million Purchase Name: Point Task Upgrade Cost of Purchase: $2 million Cash Left: $6.5 million

Is my name considered overly sexual?

How many Hendersons is the VHL gonna kill?!

Alright but I'm not posting any episodes until I'm done making all of them so ima need some weeks.

So I read through all of my episode scripts and I kinda really want to finish this. The question is would people even get it at this point?

hey

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With me being back, there's obviously grounds for radical change in the VHL. After all, my return already represents a dramatic shift in the league, the likes of which hasn't been seen since my last return to the VHL. But the biggest problem with massive change is finding the right ideas to execute. Have no fear, I've got your backs. 1: Expansion Have you ever felt bored with the fact that there are only 10 teams in the VHL? Like seriously, 6 teams in the playoffs? Come the hell on. After all, we have a massive member base the likes of which I don't even know (seriously, I have no clue how many active members there are), so I think it's time to take the next step towards competing popularity-wise with the NHL: mass expansion. I'm talking one team in every US state for the United States conference, and maybe even two teams in every Canadian whatever-they-have (provinces? counties? regions?) for the Canadian conference. Then of course four teams for every 50-mile area in the European conference, 9 teams for every communist in China in the Asian conference and 3 teams for every spider in Australia in the Sydney, Australia conference. It's time we demanded to be taken seriously as an entity. The first step towards the level of credibility we need is expansion. 2: Private jets for each VHL player This one is self-explanatory and the benefits are obvious. Next. 3: Partnership with VitaminWater It's an indisputable fact that everything associated with 50 Cent is a successful enterprise that must be treated as a legitimate threat in the business world. That's why I believe that we need to push for partnership with Mr. Cent and the most obvious opportunity for that is VitaminWater. Players want water after a tough, grinding shift on the ice? Fuck that, put vitamins in it. Some players prefer the electrolytes of Gatorade? Electrolytes are for pussies; VitaminWater's got vitamins. Also, 50 should sing the respective national anthem before every game. This part is non-negotiable. ----------------------------- It's clear that the VHL has hit a horrible patch of stagnation that has fueled it falling behind even the fucking Arena Football League in level of credibility. My proposed ideas would be a massive step in the right direction to getting this league to where it needs to be. God speed.

Alright, ready to go.

Is it points? It's definitely points. Or blocks?

I had to swoop in to disappoint everyone again. :thumbsup:

Go for it.

Re-worked the colors from my PT sig (basically turned off 2 gradient maps and changed 1 thing). Hopefully the effort put into it is a bit more apparent. Original: Re-Worked: CnC please.

well then...

E'Twaun Delicious returned to full-time practice for the New York Americans this past week, a welcome addition for a team attempting to come up and become a true Continental Cup contender. Playing alongside top young talents such as Biggu Kyanon, Edwin Reencarnacion, Jorma Ruutu, Golden Jedtsson and Nicolas Caprivi, Delicious knows he needs to step it up and remind people that he was once seen as a pivotal part of this rebuild. "I'm here, and I'm ready to work," Delicious said after the practice. "I may say a lot of things and talk myself up a lot, but I know that I need to be better for this team if we're gonna get to where we know we can be this season. I don't think people give us enough respect, so we need to go out and be prepared to earn that." Whether or not Delicious can finally capitalize on his potential, it's good to see him finally be honest about his own productivity.

Delicious did something

You actually got it right.

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