There is a new cougar in town. Wait, that sounded wrong. There’s a new cat in town… and he’s more assholish that all the cats in the world put together.
The Knight agency has just released a statement this evening announcing the signing of a future phenom. The youngster hails from England, where all Knight’s clients come from. Unsurprisingly, his first name is also Phil. How does Knight find all these English Phils? I guess there’s a lot of them there.
Not many will get the importance of the new signing’s last name, but there will be a few @boom , @CoachReilly). As the new left winger’s declaring for the S51 draft will be Phil Shankly. Phil is indeed a decent of a Liverpool FC legend: Bill Shankly, arguably the second greatest manager ever to grace the club (Paisley’s my #1… and I expect that Klopp will someday challenge for that).
Shankly’s a hockey player though. I won’t elaborate any more on that. We’ll leave that for the Rookie Profile.