Phil

Villeneuve - 4TPE

Good Afternoon, Today I have to write about what is going on in the Middle East. Just kidding. I'm a hockey player. What do I know about that. Today I would just like to make a couple of shout-outs to some of the VHLs premier players. Odin Tordahl Aside from having the coolest muthafucking name ever, you are also ripping goaltenders around the league new assholes. 128 points? Jesus, ease up there. I have always enjoy playing against you, especially at the bar afterwards when we do drinking wars. You'll beat me one day... maybe. Godavari Yumalatopinto I don't know what drugs your parents were smoking when they named you and raised you but you clearly have a death wish and a lot of pent up rage in you - and i respect that. 248 penalty minutes just goes to show how many pussies there are in the VHL... or how dirty of a player you are. Also blocking 215 shots is just... insane. And really? You are also leading the league in hits with 385? Mad respect brother. Reggie Dunlop You clearly don't mind being thrown around because you've been hit 316 times this season. You are the VHL's resident tackling dummy. You are a rubber fucking ball. Keep up the bouncing brother!

+7? boo ya

I really want the US to do well in the World Cup. This may seem an odd thing to say for an ENglish Canadian but the deeper the US go into the tournament the more money will be pumped into soccer in the US. Because Canada tend to act on impulse to whatever the states are doing, that will have a ripple effect in Canada and more money will be available for soccer programs here.

Group D is truly the group of death. We had 3 of the 8 teams to ever win a World Cup. 3 in the top 10 in the world... and the best central american team. The pure fact that the 2 favourites to go through (Italy and England) were the 2 to NOT go through is a testimonial to that. That being said, I'm really happy for Costa Rica and hope they destroy Greece!

Actually, that's probably the best part about the old VHL (before Season 15).... the fact that I wasn't around being stupid!

Yea minimal contact. silly greek

I think he did get clipped. Sort of hooked his foot around the leg of the defender. But as soon as he felt the contact he went limp.

Thanks boys! <3 If anyone wants me as their subject, I'll gladly bend over!

Old VHL was the best VHL

EAT YOUR WORDS!! EAT THEM! FUCK I really didn't want Greece going through. They were lucky. So lucky. Ref wasn't good at all (got the penalty right but missed the foul up the other end of the pitch that took the Ivorian out of position for the ensuing penalty call...

Content: 3/3 - Great intro - despite what you thought of it. Although come to think of it, I haven't listened to a VHL podcast in over a... year?. Liked how you started with a hockey sound clip and then went into the game intro song. Saolid. Also solid standings update. Very informative because I haven't looked at the standings since around the 40-game mark. You are old. Vasteras is a 2-trick pony? LOL true. Riga should take that series - Riga are definitely the favourites gtfo! You didn't mention Villeneuve in the hitting category? Holy shit, you may actually know what you are talking about. Interesting sponsoring ideas, but fuck commercialism so bun this section - but i guess it does change things up a bit Questions: Mostly VHL related - the chat feature was nice, but I think it will (or should) generate more posts on the board itself. Bring back the PMs baby! Allegiance to sports team shouldn't just be location based.But I do hate flip-floppers and bandwagoners. I do, however, believe in the neutral fans - to watch the sport for the pure entertainment of it 1857 Sheffield United btw! Smoking the green banana is less harmful to the body than alcohol - legalize it and tax the shit out of it. Little Kenny's running around? I want your son and/or daughter to join the VHL pronto.Get on that. LOL so you are saying that sterling was the best commissioner! I love sterling. Riga vs Vateras = Disvasterous for the eagles Wait... Victor's STEPPING DOWN!? oh.. only as Davos GM.. lol I thought we had a mutiny on our hands Brazil? Boo GO ME-HE-CO!!! Very entertaining. Thanks for doing this. Professionalism: 2/2 - Nothing major here. A lot of the standard um's and ah's, er's and orgasm noises. Editing: 1/1 - Very minor technical difficulties. Otherwise, sounds bytes and music both used. GG plz RE FINAL: 6/6

I will give running commentary as I listen.

Gratz on the 50 goals Kenny! :D

Konstantin Azhishchenkov Who the fuck is this and when did we get him!?

MIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKE

#doitforhallstrom

Mike! Coming up big like a porn star in that shoot-out!!!!!!!!!!

Mikey!!! Let`s celebrate with Mikey(s)!!

bumpy-ty bump bump plzplzplz

Taylor go Taylor!

I wanna see his selfies!!

2. Reign , Johan Hallstrom 14 (Malcom Spud) at 10:55 #DOITFORHALLSTROM

anad boom goes the dynamite