Phil

sounds ghey.

That makes me wetter than a west african slut during monsoon season.

David has no time frame on when he'll be back. He's lookin for jobs in ENgland. I should say: procrastinating from looking for jobs.

Oh and sandro. triple sec mixed with hot sauce and clamato/v8 It's called Donkey's kick and although it;s the lame version of a prairie fire, it's still quite good!

I haven't had a threesome all year so this will be exciting! Ofc, I am assuming the girls are hot. I haven't heard Lily say: "They're nice" so I think I'm in the clear.

Haha nice sandro continue the updates. And Jardy... David is in England, so that fucker won't do any use. It's okay.. I have one of my close friend's gf's bday party to go to tomorrow at a club and she's bringing her friend and her friend's cousin - so I am totally going for the threesome there. Well I may as well tell you one of the stories about this one. So I live in Toronto. She lives in Oshawa, a couple of 'cities' over... takes about an hour to get to. Regardless, she texted me a couple weeks ago saying she was totally horny and was downtown in Toronto. Now I was exhausted from a long week but my penis is rarely exhausted (except for the minute after coitus). I had gotten home early that night (2:30am) and was all ready for sleepy time. But she kept texting me. I still live with my parents unfortunately but they don't really mind what I do as long as I'm not loud. My mum, like all mother's however is extremely nosey so sometimes it's better to kept things on the DL So I texted her back saying... fine but it's gotta be somewhere close to me. So she picked me up and we headed to the park at the end of my street. The high-school nostaglia washed over me. There is something absolutely charming about fucking in the backseat of a car, parked in a lonely park. It was great. Almost orgasmic.. because that's when the cops came. In desperation to put at least my shirt back on (I did it like a champion - inside-out AND backwards), I forgot about my pants. So the cop walked up to the steamed up windows and peered in. He asked if we had any ID... and i was like - SHIT i left it at home (in my head) and really didn't want to explain this to my parents without pants on... luckily - he asked me if I lived close by and just said "Now you gotta make like Michael Jackson and rape a child" Nah, he said: "and Beat It" - but the former would have been more amusing. So fuck that. We were cock-blocked by the longdick of the law. Until I was finished off in my own driveway. it jsut re-inforced the fact that I miss high-school Also now - yea, it's gotta be ended.

I've been hooking up with this 32 year-old woman recently. Pretty awesome time. She's a cousin of one of my long-time friends who I see pretty much every summer. It's all good right? Well I just found out she's married. With two kids. She's said she wants to spoil me. I'm all for fuck-buddies etc but this is...different... it's not like usual. And ofc, she won't leave me alone because, let's face it, I'm fantastic. Apparently, they are both unhappy with the marriage and the only reason they are together is because of the kids. I need to rid myself of this situation... pronto

He's no Shaw/Kanou

What a true Arcehole

Yen Fang was more of a woman.

So he was every 15-year old boy. If the dick isn't raw you aren't doing it right.

Also, Spangs, in order to get a proper response from me, you'd probably want to move this over to League Talk, or Suggestions. The Thunderdome is probably the worst place to put it.. .and if I'm paraphrasing gorlab right: You don't even know the purpose of a thunderdome you VHL cuntwaffles!. <3

Fuck both of these fades. You both are a bunch of idiots who would likely slap a dog in the face and then instantly console him with cuddles, only to slap him again tomorrow. Because I love dogs, this relationship between the two leagues must end. It is clearly unhealthy and you are only dragging yourself down.FUCK SIM LEAGUES THE RIGGERY IS TREACHEROUS

Green I enjoy your Aristocats references

Really!? Well done svec! Now we just need to get James one dammit!

Happy Off-Season everyone! We are approaching our 40th season... that ridiculous. I want to thank all the members that are older (in terms of the VHL) than me. You fellows are our rocks.

So Germany scored 4 goals in 4:06 minutes of football. The other three teams scored 1 goal in 210 minutes of football.

Unfortunately for them, the Netherlands fucked up. They played way too negatively with pretty much an 8-1-1 formation. Robben was their only danger man up front. Argentina's move to take off Higuain was strange. Aguero was clearly not match fit and so Messi was the only threat - which the dutch basically triple teamed. I hate seeing matches decided on penalties but ALMOST predicted this final. It's going to be a very different match on Sunday

You remember in EA Sports NHL when they introduced Star power? Where your best players get insanely good for the last 5 minutes of the 3rd? (2004 was is?) Yea well, Jardy's created RIG POWER!!!

Then I'll speak: This was coming for a long time. Brazil have not looked impressive the entire World Cup. Their only good thing about their defense was Thiago Silva and their only creative piece was Neymar. Fred's been an absolute joke and Oscar's been thoroughly disappointing. Just glad it happened as late as the semis